back to kb

yeah, i'm back to KB again for hari raya's break.. but i'm not celebrating it lah, instead i'm going to penang, to attend my cousin sis wedding, which is the real purpose i coming back because i'll be driving there with my mom n aunt...sit plane back de driver i seems very tua pai haha..

however, kb is not the old kb, althu the name is still the same old kb..there's lok lok van in kebun sultan, there's FOUR LANE road which is as big or i think bigger than Kesas or NKVE haha..n there's parkson + giant...n also not to be forgotten, there are a lots of JAWI roadsigns on the road !!!!!!!!

BUT.....kb is still kb lah, those 'majority residents' in kb are still the same old 'residents' ' which are very much beh hiao jim po' today morning my dad went shop, found that someone broke into my store..this is the 2nd time in 3 month eh !!!!!

then dad went check check see hamik loss, oh, not much la, those can lychee nia lo, they benar benar is siao de, i can guarantee u, firm firm u, sure sure u, mesti itu angkara gang-gang hok tmr celebrate raya 1 !!! come steal lychee tmr wan go syrup buka rumah tuh !!!!

steal liao nvm, pasal my dad selling a few brands of the lychee ma, they open almost all eh, kana ppl check stock lek ! pah msot ridiculous is, dad even found 1 can at the back of my shop, opened and finished eh, gaso they terai makan seng, ncie only take few more crate -.-

hopefully those brainless people tmr choke die coz of lychee eh, really beh tahan benar, as my mom said, 1 year earn come de money also cannot cover our losses !!!!!!!!!

pah they do all the bad things liao, raya morning ampun maaf from family then settle..wah like this so 好康 then ma teruk??????

wish tat i can tell Tok Guru Kelantan bout his anak-anak kelante punya masalah...

a day for sue chee thong

wow, our friend Sue Chee Thong finally graduated from University Malaya majoring Econs. yesterday was his day. you can see from the photo above, there's a bammer specially created by his friends, just for him haha. he is really the settle king for everyone !!!

congratulatios la buddy, step into society already, have to 'sang sang seng seng' earn more money treat me eat nah !!!

sad sad sad

sad weh...this morning read an article in dailymail.co.uk, the FIFPRO ( Fédération Internationale des Associations de Footballeurs Professionnels),a body for pro footballers, suggested Rafael Ferdinand Van der Vaart, could just leave Real Madrid for free..

this article upset me very much, vaart is a good player, once a skipper for his country, but now he is on the trade list , n Real dun even give him a squad number although the la liga is opening soon, which mean he will play no role in the team anymore !!!!!

Fifpro said since RM do not respect him n the contract that ties h

im to the team, they should just let him off free..n this certainly delighted lots of teams from EPL n italy, as he is one of the best midfield in the world..therefore he is now finding a new team, to ensure he can maintain his performance for the WC2010

His future has been complicated by his wife Sylvie needing continuing treatment for breast cancer

all the best rafael and God bless Sylvie !

bad day for me

yesterday was a bad day for me...when morning woke up, hot till die lo the weather, recently there's some stupid idiot brainless ppl burning the forest nearby my campus, which make de day hazzy hazzy, then pulok sarawak ben lai hot doh, somemore they said indon also kepo burn forest, so in the end, full of haze lo !!!!!

then at noon, after came back from lunch, my room's lock ki siao, hang there put in key cant open, tried half an hour n i beh tahan, i come flying kick haha.. i was one taekwondo fighter bah...back to primary sch la HAHA..

so the wood cracked, n whole day noneed lock lo, after tat ok la, dun chap 1st, we play dota, 5 ppl, dunno wat happen lah, we use wireless ad-hoc bah, cannot lo, after 1 hour still haven play 1 match until at last one of fren quit beh tahan d only we can play haha..

at nite, cant go out eat lo coz lock spoiled, so i ask fren tapao, wait till 9 only come back eh him, hungry die doh, hocai b4 tat another fren tapao some pizza for me to eat..

atnite, again hot like hell, i just bathed, just wear back my pant, towel haven hang up, i start to sweat d ! n the worse was, too hot until my nose started to get stuck eh !!!!!!!

haih really can go buy number d eh noh !

spanish buffet

i kept mentioned about the spanish food rite, well last nite finally i went for it.

to be honest, dun really satisfy lo, or mayb my expectation is too high.i went with my roommate ah boon, wenchun tattwu n his gf, nana..we consider had a great time there la

however the restaurent was well decorated, with red+yellow balloons,stripes and the national flag of spain all around...at 1st, i took the paela, the traditional spanish seafood fried rice, n i'm totally disappointed, its just fried rice with prawn's n chicken cubes..unlike the one i ate in KL, full of mussels, prawns, squids and some others seafood. somemore the perencah is like the one my dad's selling eh hahahaahha

then i saw a these, i tot it was sangria, the traditional wine punch, n i'm so excited, but it was actually jello, with just exactly the same color, same ingredients n even same glass only..they mixed peach, grape n dunno wat else fruit inside..

i took oysters n demo to them how to eat, after squeeze a lil, i'll call it pinch of lemon la..suuuup, let the oyster slip into mouth n throat lo.

everyone tried except boon, coz he had a bad experience b4 n now still phobia-ing haha..however, tattwu almost puked out hahahahaha, he cant tahan the 'freshness' of oyster. while we all enjoyed so much, i ate 5, wenchun 3 nana also 3 i think haha..

there are still alot nice food, including this small little plate of sword fish, with some sauce on top of it made from combination of olive+garlic+basil

another was tuna, but it seems normal so i din tried on it.

n this 1 is tapas, is like their appetizers, 1 is sotong, 1 is sth sweet n sour..spaniard are good in this ! i personally recommend this, if u happen to step into spanish restaurent.

well the only missing part is they serve no wine HAHA, u'll have to purchase i

t for RM150 per bottle..n u know la we these poor people, need to depend on the stupid ptptn to survive, so i just turn my head back lo...

actually it was quite fun la, mayb i complain too lat eh, coz i tot they serve more seafood...conclusion is ho chiak !!!

y things like this always happen on me har?

sorry my blogs is being 'sidelined' so often..to get a stable connection in my room is an extremely tough things to do in UNIMAS.. n sorry again for the random title i'd always put coz i'm really bad in it ! i dunn how to put an interesting title to attract ppl to read the contents..

anyway, wan share a bit tiok restaurent ignore de experience haah..wednesday nite, we 1 car 4 ppl, including me, WC TW n TW's gf - nana..we went to a restaurent named "Happy Valley", it's actually a nice place to dine in, with a nice atmosphere. the most important is they serve nice food n drink la..

so there we were to have our dinner..

but i dunno wat happen to tat restaurent lo tat nite, or mayb the waiter's problem..i ordered bbq pork, he said no pork, got 'three layer meat' only..ok lo we order lo as side dish, then we order 4 main course, he said pulok no chicken, got beef nia, which mean steaks only la..

OK LO, 2 steak 1 lamb chop 1 spaghetti lo..then ok, bbq 3 layer meat n the lamb chop ( nana's) and 1 steak (WC) served, n they finished ..TW n me wait for almost half an hour, pelik lo y haven serve !!!!

so we ask itu boss, he go check with kitchen n the order, WAH !!!!!!! the waiter NEVER write tiok eh, he also gong de, 4 ppl, he took 2 maincourse nia, so i tulan lo, direct pay n run...gaso i no go doh next time, if go also dun let tat waiter serve us...then we went for phillipines pork leg, nana recommend one, then only TW n i lo haven dinner ma, so we order medium de, with a bit of heineken, nice is nice, full til almost come out from nose d..

i last time also eh in kb noh tiok 1 restaurent ignore till i promised myself dun ever step into it anymore haha..i think i blogged bout it b4 d la, but i sun bian tell a bit lo here...i went to a restaurent with ydps n chialiang..n we ordered belut, but then they serve other table 1st, somemore later than us 1 lo..then only come tell us " eh sorry belut bo liao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y har always like this...nan dao my face also " eat also no money pay de ppl" just like chiajiang always said de haha go sit down no ppl come take order..

oh my 'tuut' !!!

hello ppl, i'm back...it's been a while i haven update my blog, or myself because the connection in my U was, still is n will be always LOUSY!!!!!!

what to do, i'm not the vice chancellor nor the boss ! they willing to spend RM8765678 millions on a stupid useless 'cantik kononnya' bridge, but reluctant to upgrade the wireless service , which is very important essential fundamental for academic purpose ! ( although we might use for download for facebook for blogging, but still, we need it to find sources lah bro !!)

recently i become an 'A student' lorr, ppl is 'pou nightclub', but i 'pou library' hahah...the total amount of books i'd borrowed from library in 2 weeks time already exceed the total of books in the past 2 years time...

because i'm doing my thesis this sem, so i guess it's time for me to become a good student ( at least for 1 year because i have to do 2 thesis, each sem 1).. my topic is not tat difficult, but i got no idea where to get so much sources from library, n my supervisor is super critical de lo, looks like i'm going to have lots of fun doing thesis !!!

today, dunno which brainless hsemate or mayb just a roadrunner, used the toilet for 'unwated stuff cleansing' but backup some 'leftover' for us !!!! u thought pc system meh got backup function 1 !!!!

hocai is not 1 batang there, is sisa-sisa...tapi same nia la, i almost scold &^%$#@#$%^& lo...always de lo, have to face with such problems...'mou kai la, mmm hai zi gei keh uuuk kei'

by the way, there's a spain chef coming to town, from 3rd-8th august, n he is serving spanish cuisine in 1 of the hotelsss in kuching, i wan to go, but no one willing to go with me, wat a 'tut' ...perhaps they r not so into foods n eating n trying n...watever lah..wonder how i managed to persuade them to give a try on lobster last april hahaha !!!

anyway, i'm not giving up to grab a chance to go for it because tat chef come only for ONE week, or precisely is FIVE days...i'll try to convince my fren to go with me, which i guarantee they wont regret for it !

wait for my next update bah !!!

hi guys

assalamualaikum everyone, its been a while since the last post.well this is the first post eversince i back to jungle again..everything is ok so far, though it wasnt an easy week...i'm now in the library tat is why i can blogging..although i can online in my room, but i cant access to blogspot, wonder why??

we were asked to think and to construct a thesis title with just 4 or 5 days given and my course coordinator was like the spirit la, whenever i wanted to see him, he wont be around !!!

i guess i 'bo ian' with him, should i go to practice the hokkien song " 有缘没缘，这一切随缘" ....

last friday i received a call from a doctor, from kuching general hospital health department,i was told that there was a H1n1 case in my last flight (kl-kch). he asked alot, if i'm not feeling well, where am i now,either kelantan or kuching? wat i'm doing in kuching,

when i told him i'm doing degree in unimas, i can sensed his mind was like "mati liao this time, if really infected, whole U hav to be quarantined !!!'

however,he just advised me to go for doctor, or i can call him once i'm not ok...yeah u guys no worries la i'm 100% ok, but then 3 frens around me were attacked by flu n sore throat n headache..i guessed its due to the diff atmosphere btw hometown n kuching, as kuching's weather is quite different..

my roommate who took the same flight with me from kl-kch even was asked to wear a mask haha, n that's freak us out ! but according to him, the doctor asked him to wear mask,just bcoz he was having flu lah !!!!

Happy Birthday To Raúl

MJ died yesteday but i'm sorry to say that i dont really give a damn, its just as simple as i dun really into him n his music, the only 2 song i like is You Are Not Alone n the Earth Song. anyway still lets mourn for him, for his contribution to the music and the E-world, which brought alots of striking news to us.

today is 27th june,yaya Raul's birthday..he is 32 today n he still posses an important role in Real Madrid although he was declined by the national team.well i hope 2010 WC can still watch him playing on the pitch n off the pitch, just like Becks did, the icon and engine for his side..

happy birthday Raúl González Blanco !!!!!!!!!

damn !

recently, my life is f*cked up lo !!!! at first i failed my exam,only 1 sub out of 7 la not whole exam hahah...then stupid cr7 going to real althu not yet confirm also la...pah last nite che kia me sikong dad's van hilang, pah last nite shop also got "unexpected guest" !!

y the f*ck is this world so messy !!! kelian messi eh, tiok mention name here hahaha....last nite when i was playing games at downstair, i heard some noise, n my dogs bark...so i went out to take a look... WAH WHERE IS MY DAD's VAN ????!!!!!!

my dad's has a van ma for shop use de, then he drives back home de everynite, parking just outside my gate lo incase put at shop there hilang ma... then last nite i c wah my gate outside empty 1 !!!

tat time i kancheong a while eh heart beat like....wan jump out !! but act cool seng, faster wake mom ( she terslp at sofa coz too tired, i not yet wake her go up room slp) n asked " eh ma, pa's van nih"

mom answered " take go service ma, u dunno meh" HAHAHAHAHAH yuan lai is like this !!! coz when dad balik i tengoh slping eh n whole nite i din step out hse, so i din noticed lo...really is che kia A WHILE !!!

then this morning, i tengoh dreaming i playing alongside raul in real madrid de time, mom waked me " wei, dian jip chat ajinomoto pangki cha bu to RM4000 , eee lang ka diam mui jip (hokkien) "

kisiao terus !!! tapi i cont slp eh too tired hahahahaahahah..1 hours later i went shop lo...dad showed me de lock's ears..wah got la 2-3 cm thick de eh tiok cut break like tat nia !!!!

really noh, those ppl noh, haih...eat full too free come do such things...then nvm lui, dad told me, his customer come tell him " eh got ppl offer me 18 box ajinomoto eh RM150 nia u wan some onot so cheap"

NATE, dad lost 25 boxes eh, somemore market price modal also RM160...u say ancua?? use knee think also know lo tat stocks sure is my shop 'supply' de..

but then after think think consider consider plan plan discuss discuss, my dad decided do nth la not even report...pasal...police tak boleh harap, last time got once also masuk pencuri, dad report, then too hor drawer got few hundred lui ma theif no took go, then after dad brought police go check check see see, the money hilang also !!!!!!!! noneed i tell lo noh, u all use elbow think also know wat happened la noh..

1 more is my dad scare, if arrest tiok the ppl, wait they come revenge ancua hor??? this time rm4000 nia, wait come put fire lagi teruk eh !!!! bo pien lo, kelantan malay tai sai eh, wrong also they right, black can tiok say become white de...

te ka an lo my dad said " suak suak ki la bo pien liao, "

kb gaso becoming like rio de janeiro eh, crimes full full, everyday got new cases de !!!!

诅咒那些人今晚被车撞死，被罗里压死，粉身碎骨，死无全尸，阿妈都认不得，死后永不超生， 禽兽都不用做~！

世事无常啊!!!

since Florentino Perrez came back as Real Madrid's president, i dunno i must cry or laugh..haih...last week, he signed Kaka, one of the best player n also one of my favourite player.

but then just 4 hours after the deal was done, he said " im now do all the best i can to get cr7" WAH THIS MAKE ME WAN TO CRY LIKE HELL AFTER I LAUGH LIKE HELL !!!!"

kaka undeniable is one of the best existing player, rm has been after him for a few seasons n finally he signed for real, i'm very glad. even the botak zizou also said " i hope he can take over my no.5 shirt because he is capable of doing sth great"

everyone is very happy because he is a role model, on the pitch,n off the pitch,he dun club, he dun hav much rumours (except those transfer rumours)

u guys conpare yourself lah...this "WORLD BEST PLAYER" is doing wat??? chicken or duck or goose or just acting sissy???

memang tidak dapat dinafikan he got skills n talent,but his attitude is a piece of *tuut* lo...recently hooked up with paris hilton wo,change mate more frequent then i mandi eh him...

then he talks like no one there beside him in the soccer world..right before UCL final match against Barca start, he said " no matter we win or lose, im still the best player in the world, n im way better than messi"

in the end, Barca won, messi scored WITH HEADER..guess that i shud sing Linkin Park's in the end for him...

my frens tease me " i know la u scare he will replace ur raul ma" ..not jugok eh, althu raul is older than him, but he is the living legend n the skipper for the team, he is the leader, he has the respects from the team, not only for the goal he scored la ok...

last but not least, i hope Real will sign David Silva David Villa Xabi Alonso and Raul Albiol as Perez promised before la HAHAHAHAHAH

random only

that si sharon ongpepva showed me something stupid..

found in the "lowest cost n the best airline"..don't you thinkis kinda funny?? they strictly prohibit smoking on flight, even announce few more times before the plane take off, but on the other hand, they still prepare ashtray in the toilet hahahaha...

but if u think from another way round, its very acceptable la, since there's alot of brainless, or maybe peanut-size brain ppl taking flights..they dont give a *tuut* bout rules n regulations n terms n conditions and watever lah!!!!

although there's phrase saying "customers alwats right" but please la follow the obligations ma, u r human, not snails...evern snails when paise will kecut into their shells,u ppl as a human, be hiao paise 1 meh??

this recall my experience in kuching..that was a time i went to cinema with my frens, then there's 1 family sitting infront of us, just 1 row infront...the uncle n aunty bring 1 house big small together for the movie, that's sth normal rite???

ok, there comes the climax, the uncle start smoking on the half way of the movie, he thought other ppl dun hav nose n wont smell the smoke !!!! even his wife keep telling him to stop (coz we just sitting 1 row behind ma, can clearly c her hand keep waving n whispering there,unless we get it all wrong she was telling"wei give me 1 le faster le)

pelik eh those ppl, ask u dun smoke, u die die wan smoke, then wat if we ask u dun eat shit, meaning u gonna eat liao le?????

argh

alonso, pls sign for real madrid !!!!!! n replace the stupid idiot useful wasted lass !!!!!!! n sorry for liverpool, ur loang-await target-gareth barry signed for man city...dun care la, as long xabi go for real yeah !!!!!

hmm....

yesterday nite i was given a 'part time' job, as translator/interpreter, trying to translate a newspaper article from chinese into malay which i can earn RM50 from there.however, my malay sudah berkarat so it took me some times to complete the task n of coz, with helps from ppl around haha..

my fren, the next day going for chemical exam, tiok i asked till need to open her laptop's dictionary haha..even my mom watching tv, also i asked her for help n guess wat, my mom's better than me hahaahaha...i stuck with 'application' which i came up with permintaan HAHAHAHA...it ws my mom told me "PEMOHONAN LAHHHHHH" 

however, it just took me 1 hour to compete it, u know lah, i not only run like fly, but also type like fly eh...then tonite, have to translate 1 more article, actually is the same berita, but diff newspaper nia, ask pulok whole world in msn haha, whoever pop up in msn, kena lottery lalu haha...

then my fren, she gonna hav a english test soon, so she ask me to help her practise her english, she said 1 stone kill 2 bird ma, both us can improve wo..so we decided to use proper or lets just say perfect english in msn no more broken n shortcuts such as U, R, becoz...

manacai, baru start nia, direct wrong hahahaha because we're used to with shortcuts especially the usage of U U U U U U U.....but then she come out " 10 cent dun laugh 20 cent" hahahaha

this remind me of the time when we're preparing for stpm n i kenak sharon with " eh my keyboard no spacebar key la sorry" hahaah...

4th june 2009

hey dude i'm back...it's been some times since my last post right? but i assume everyone is as busy as usual which they don't give a damn if there's any update on my blog haha..

well this i my life in hometown, sleep full eat, eat full sleep, and ahhh...online, facebook, movies, dramas and also ASTRO....until just now, one of them reminded me to write something since i'm free enough, just for the sake to enlighten my readers and brighten up their worlds haha..

well last week, i went o my beloved SMCH, to get my stpm cert which i SUPPOSED to collect within one year after the result was revealed. it was sharon's idea so i just "OK LO" when she msn-ed me nad it was the vey 1st time i met hersince i'm back to kb n she's back to kb hahah

we went to the office around 12 sth, which is lunch hour for them, it was my bad because i thought the clerksssssssss in my school take turns to makan...but who knows, hampalang disappear lo..after a FEW minutes we've been waiting, here comes a hannah po, n i guess she is new (t i'm sure she was hired after my year haha) 

her attitude is very NOT GOOD, and her face is very "SMELLY" althu she tried to talk in a proper tunes haha..after i told her we were 2006 batch, n after she went thru the folderssss n the filessss, she told us " dah hantar bailk ke JPN la, sebab dah lamo, kita talipon doh suruh mari ambik tapi takdok seorghe pun mari"

sharon n I pun "oh gitu oh " padahal we very CONPIRM we (ourselves + family) never receive anycalls regarding our cert, i know we seems to be a bit ^%$#% because we were the one took exam haha

so we went to JPN lo afternoon, n the very kind-heart officer told us " oh hok tahun 2006 kita dah hantar balik MPM (selayang) tuh, kalu nak tuntut, kena hantar form minta MPM pos balik cert tuh...)

we pun "oh oh ok terima kasih bayak bayak" then took the form n cabut lo..pah sharon took the form n read read read, suddenly she "WAH AI SI MEH !!!! WE NEED TO PAY RM50 LA TO TUNTUT ITU SIJIL !!!"

pah i pun read read " WAH MATI LO" then we stand outside the JON, beside the jalan padang garong, opposite de KGCC n makhamah there, kaope kaope scold scold a while seng, then we came to an agreement " ok la we're not going to take the cert d" HAHAHA

i know we shudn blame them , but noh, i wanted to tell u sth eh ppl, i last year went to sch trying to take the certeh, but the office told me " belum dapat lagi" even my mom also rmb eh hahaha becoz i did complain to her hahahaahah...

so in the end, i guess i wont go to "appeal' my stpm genuine cert d la, unless VERY URGENT N NECESSARY, thenonly i'll figure it out la whether i wan to jimat RM50 onot haha

kb's life

came back for almost 1 week, cant believe i just went out 1 time haha...everyday just stay at home do guai kia, watch tv, drama, movie, listen songs, online, facebook, do siao with frens online..

but,this life will end soon, getting more frens is showing up in KB !!!!! hahaha yamcha sessions coming again !

funny football

was chatting with friend about those crazy football stuff, in a football match, especially if u watch it through live telecast, u'll definitely found that besides players on the pitch to watch, there are still others 'interesting element' that will attract us.. for example referee and commentator...go on and click on these links for further information haha !

messi and goal u try count how many times the commentator call messi and the goal...

the deadliest boring commentator that will spoil spectators mood

ruud scored a penalty, an ex-marathon runner took a part time job as commentator

crazy acrobatic referee on the pitch !

爸妈 + 电脑

最近，我的家又多了一部手提电脑，是我们姐弟仨人‘共同合力’ ，当作老爸生日礼物。当然，出钱的是经济状况稍微好的姐姐，我哥因为买楼买车，所以他的贡献是充当司机，把那部电脑送到家里。

而我更是功不可没，负责出主意 还有善后工作（教导两老如何物尽其用）因为适逢假期，有大把时间呆在家里哈哈！！

老爸已经相当上手了，基本上那些简单的功能都得心应手了。不说你不知，较早前他刚刚买了一部很是high tech 的 handphone 咯，可以看电视，可以蓝芽，还可以触屏写讯息的!!!!!

以前两老时常会讲我们吃饱饭就一屁股坐在电脑前，可是，风水轮流转，他们终于明白了！！！老爸吃饱饭，就会挪一点时间上网，看看新闻，查查股票行情　哈哈　！！

早前我帮他们注册了MSN 帐号，有时就会 chatting一下，虽然他们用以恢复的时间较久，不过精神可嘉，最近进步不少，我们不必等到打瞌睡了....

今天老妈看见我玩那个 facebook 的游戏，好像很好玩很有趣，就叫我叫她，我就开条件，说我年底要去台湾，怎知　“虎子无犬母”　老妈反回来　“你不教我玩，我不出钱给你去”

套一句我姐说的，开通又开明的父母，成就了我们姐弟仨人现在的成就(虽然我还是一无所成　哈哈) 所以我们也很乐意的带他们接触现下年轻人的玩意儿，虽然那个任务有一点困难，你们也知道啦，上了年纪的人的吸收能力有限哈哈

what happen to real madrid?

i don't know how to evaluate real madrid's this season's performances, eversince Juande Ramos took over as the headcoach, they went only 1 defeat, to Barcelona 2-0, n they went on a 16 games without losing streak..

but, since the Champions League knockout stage defeat against Liverpool, they become worse ! Pepe did something stupid n irrational which the Spanish Football Association decided to 'present' him a 10 match ban !

n then, as i expected, they suffured a 6-2 humilliation in the el clasico , though they score the opening goal, but i think it is more appropriate if we refer it as the opening goal for the feast ! their archrival- with the near perfect performance from Messi, Barcelona hammered them easily as if they were playing against segunda liga's team because their defence is like Kelantan TNB's !!!!!

1 week later, again, they suffer a major defeat against Los Ches, Valencia C.F. the beancurd alike defence was the major problem for them, since PEPE the ape was banned !

recently the former president, Florentino Perez starting to make some noise, that he is coming back for the election, n will bring stars to real madrid again...V.Captain the mighty Saint Casi, voice out tat he wish real will recruit some spanish player..

i personally think D.Silva, D.Villa n J.Navas will be best recruitment but perez insisting on CR7..kaka n cesc will be great but the possibility is near 0%

HAIH.. NO EYE TO SEE LAH !!!!

aiseh

sorry dudes, today onwards there will be lesser broken english posts, as my parents were following my blog recently, since they learned how to communicate with the keyboard and internet haha..

the 1st comment they gave on my blog was " wah all broken english, i cant finish even one single post !" looks like i have to improve my languages for my blog already haha. well i promise i'll try my best to provide laughter as usual, but i don't guarantee will as funny as before, you know all the while those broken english and bahasa rojak were the maincourse for my blog !

oh almost forgot to tell you guys, that i'm HOME !! home= my double storey, 4 dogs, free wi-fi up & down even in the toilet, buy snacks & drinks noneed i pay, got astro for soccer live telecast's HOUSE...

but the 1st meal i had in my home was INDOMEE haha..dad finished all the lunch before he went to pick me up from airport, although he aksed if i wan to tapao something, but i insisted to go home, i thought there's something for me to eat for sure..who knows, what i get was only ONE SINGLE PACKET of INDOMEE hahaha...

eh ko, i cook n ate the indomee, and there's really something different with the MISAI's indo mee, the differences are, misai got egg, mine don't have,  i got scallops, misai don't have, misai very dry lah and mine not so dry hahaa !!!

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paise a bit, i ter-click post de just now haha have finish writing lui wan click upload photo go click tiok post !

this swimming pool is in the hot spring area also de, name is Rock Pool, water cold ka be si, all of us bergetar-getar even those fat like SWINE de ppl also getar eh, like u use ur finger pick the guitar's string like that !!!

this one i duno shud call river or stream la, look nice, but the water very the fast n furious 5  eh u can c from the photo also...we wan go play also not dare, later u cant see me update my blog d..

in the area got 1 waterfall..but to get there, u hav to walk 300m, go thru jungle, muds, n those scary sounds, only can go bermandi-manda at the waterfall...u c the water terus 'jump' from the top there, syok eh u stand under the water..

one thing interesting is there's free massage u can get at the waterfall..there's some fishes keep biting ur leg, eat go ur dead skin, help u polish ur legs, my legs got alot scars ma, which i earn from the f5 accident tuh, u ppl rmb de la, suddenly i become "bak gua ong" de nuh.. tiok the fishes settle almost half go haha

ppl go waterfall bz play water, we bz catch fish haha !orange shirt guy sit there do bait let fish come bite him, then the 2 shirt-less guy tor catch the fishes ! bt the fish very 'seng mok' a bit 'wind blow grass move' run doh !

day 1 in sabah

since i'm so free, just keep typing a few more words la noh...it was 11th April, n we went to mount Kinabalu, not climbing la, just till half hill, coz we no money to climb eh, need to ready at least 400 per pax to hire a ranger or expert or sth like tat lah to guide us de...so we just went to a hot spring in the mount's area la..

it was a very good day, good until we saw an accident while we were on the way to the hot spring. n we found that the mal

aysia memang satu macam la, almost everycar will stop by or slow down to kepo a bit, including us la hahahaha, my fren purposely slow down the speed, to let another fren to take a photo !

there's a hang bridge on the way, while under the hang bridge there's a small, narrow, straight car bridge which only allow 1 car to pass over the river at once n the hang bridge seems like ter

huyung-hayang even there's no one walking on it !!!!

we can see the mount kinabalu from here, it's like a human's face from the side eh..quite ho liao also the God of Nature can create sth like this..i dun think my U those taking ART de ppl especially those AH GUA can come out with sth like this lo haha

well this is the Poring Hot Spring, there's public spring n private spring, n for sure we take public de ma, yuan lai is like this de !like a bath tub nia, then 4 combine into one, but we only took 1 photo of 'them' nia la, coz nth much tat attract us to take more photo lo haha.. n we need to open the pipe n let the hot water flow out de eh, wait till neck also long d still not yet half contained..

this is the source of the hot water, althought it doesnt really matter la where the water came from, just took a photo show u guys lo, n according to them, egg also cook eh , need only 5 second wo if u put on the rock ! i mean chicken egg ok !

sabah

hi ppl, long time no see , finally i'm free now to update my blog haha, wei just to write sth on the trip i went, before my final exam haha ! my frens n i went to sabah for few days, to relax and release tension, according to the one who plan this trip.well sabah as sarawak's neighbour, that was the 1st time i step outside kuching town to go for a trip..i've been trapped in jungle for 2 years yet i've never been to anywhere else in sarawak haha

well on 10th April, we pun took plane to KK..n one of my fren's uncle went to pick us up from airport with my fren;s dad's van,which also means my fren's uncle's bro's van la haha..hav to use van, because all together we got 7 ppl,normal car mana boleh muat? so tat nite we tumpang her uncle's house for 1 nite

the 1st thing we do when reach KK is to makan, because everyone is hungry, it was 12 sth i think when we reach KK..n then we simply find a restaurent to sit down n order only..my fren recommend us to order this mee, it was "Tuaran Mee" . there's a district in KK called Tuaran n i think this mee is local food lah...it's actually like mee campur, put watever ingredients the shop have i think haha, there's sotong, prawn, cabbage, bean sprout n also NOODLE ! they say eat le will....................FULL

hohoho back back back

yeah finally i back to kl le...today's flight is the teruk-est of my life lo..

1st 1st the flight retimed, from 1505 to 1645..bo pien lo i poor ppl ma sit airasia nia, pah i pun sikong can claim de eh coz push forward so long..then i ma asked my fren le, yuan lai retimed x delayed i just know haha! if delay can claim if retime sorry la...

ok lo i ma wait gong gong at airport lo...then this time is the most alot of many of very heavy luggages i ever got also eh.. 2 luggage tot wan check in de, manacai can masuk 1 nia, if tambah another terus overload de, 

because i 'smuggle' rice eh ahah..the luggage put 1 pack rice nia d 'full quota' haha 

bo pien lo hav to hand carry lo, then pulok now new law, bottle contain liquids cannot check in, hav to carry by hand..my fren n i 2 ppl, together got 8 bags to carry by hand hahaah !

TERUK, hand carry d 987654345678 bags now add pulok 1 bought de 1 bottle DRINK from labuan de..totally i hand carry 3 bags eh including 1 laptop bag, 1 plastic bag containing some fragile things la, then 2 bag including my fren's 1 ! walau eh, along the way carry at least 8kg things on my BODY walk towards de boarding gate..

when walking towards the body n hand carry baggage scanner, i can saw the police in duty sitting infront the scanner de eye open sipe big n counting my hand luggageSSS... i d worried dunno will tiok chase go check in onot scare they dun let ma hand carry so many althu not very big de all..but small small add up total BIG jugok la...

pulok the hand carry bag got 1 big bottle DRINK n 2 small bottle DRINK...i saw the officer keep reverse n forward my bags, scan n scan n scan, then pak sui ask me doh too hor behind me come many ppl waiting to be scan, only he din ask let me go hahaha !...

then nvm lui eh,i sit airasia so many times, always bring only 1 laptop  bag de time, tor parking near near to the terminal la, today i carry 95678 bags, tor tiao kang parking dunno where la, like park in times square but wanted to go to midvalley eh ! then pulok my luggage the handle tiok airasia crew break go do bbq stick i think..so i cannot pull, hav to ANGKAT when there's no trolley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

conclusion is noh...when i reach home, i measure my ahnd length. add 5cm gong ! coz keep carry de luggagesSSSSSSSSS

hi

hoho tmr exam ! still find no mood to study eh haha...whole day shake here there, then upload photos to facebook, n tag fren n put captions...go c urself bah... blog will update sooner or later haha

wah the world is so dark so evil

yesterday i came back to kuching from kb, then just step out the airport the main entrance nia, my phone rang..eh, number shows my dad's hp eh..pelik nih my dad call me, somemore so early in the morning, tat time baru 8sth around 9...then i ma pick lo

1st thing i heard from dad was " hello, where r u ar now" i sure answer " kuching lo y" yuan lai few minutes ago, got 1 chinese called my dad, told him "ur son tiok i kidnapped, faster prepare 80k in 1 hour time" so my dad pun faster call me to confirm i'm safe...luckily i wasnt on the plane still, if not let my dad worry for nothing nia later !

then after my dad confirm i very selamat in kuching le, tat guy called again, then this time dad let me listen to their conversation eh haha.. dad d know i safe ma, so kenak them lo,i listen till laugh like gong...

then noon i called mom, she told me recently kb minat eh such cases, 1 day b4 baru got 1 ppl tiok bluffed go 3000...

haih, my beloved kb also become so evil so dark so dangerous, gaso no longer i wan go produce a film "Kelantan Dangerous" instead of Bangkok Dangerous haha !

eh sorry nah sabah trip de thing not yet start....wait bah u ppl

hi

back to kuching from kk today, tired n sleepy n lazy n busy....

will upload photos n updates blog soon after i finish exam free like bird seng, or mayb i sien sien will do jugok la, u guys wait a nah.atory got jugok a lot, although not very many haha !

bye bye

lecturer also got play dota wo

for those who played or playing or will play dota, they will know wat is ulti.. for those who dunno, let me explain to u..ulti is short form for "ultimate power" for dota player.. ultimate power mean the so-called big power eh haha...

ok back to the topic...today my HUBUNGAN ETNIK lecturer out her "ulti" eh..today was the last class ma, then as usual we need to fill in n submit 1 course+lecturer evaluation form lo evaluate the course n lecturer...then supposely we were not requested to write name or matrics no. to keep the form private n confidential ma, i guess u ppl know la y noh...k la in case u dunno, just to avoid the lecturer go c ur name n give u kosong in final exam if u write sth bad bout him/her..

then hor, she jing ran ask we write name behind the form gong !!!!!! whole class wuuu le, then she said "saya bukannya mau tengok apa yang kamu tulis, tapi saya ada surprise bagi" ..after tat ma distribute the forms lo, pah i saw everyone noh heard need write name, terus give her A A A A A A everything also AAAAA very good very best..

me dun care de, i hentam terus wat i dunlike..somemore i add in " this course is a waste of time, unneccessary course tat burden the students" after tat i wrote my matrics no. also la.. then after she collected the form noh, she said " tahniah kepada yang ada tulis nama,saya hanya nak tau attendance dan yang ada nama akan dapat bonus mark"

wah u tot we 3 years old meh blif u !!!!! memang ULTIMATE eh this ulti....sun bian talk a bit bout this lecturer..she very discriminative de lo some more wan ask teach HE, more teach i more tulan nia eh haha..for example, she dunlet ppl said sth not good bout Islam or Malay de eh...even the thing is everyone admit de, also cannot, must everything good. tat day got 1 presentation said " apa yang baik utk islam, baik utk semua" wah after tat terus she praised till said " saya santat tertarik dgn pepatah tersenbut"

then today another pulok, the group present bout " kedudukan non-islam" then touch about education de lo, good de said now non islam can get scholarship, can get PTPTN those...gaso got la 7 or 8 good, pah got 1 nia bad which is " quota utk IPTA"

wah terus tiok bomb lo she said " saya ingin menasihati kamu, quota itu tidak boleh dipersoal, itu hak keistimewaan melayu" terus tulan eh me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honestly, this course de objective is good, but i feel tiok after finish taking, i more n more racism le thx to this lecturer !!!!!

however i still not yet racist till "you duduk, ini malaysia saya" (if u know wat i mean ahah)

chocolatier

for those dunno me, they dunno i like chocolate

for those know me only a lil bit, they know i dunlike sweet candy-taste chocolate

fot those know me realtively well, they know i like dark chocolates

for those know me very well, they know i love extremely bitter dark chocolates

n for those know me extremely well, such as my families, they know Godiva n Nerhaus will be the 1st choice among all for me !!!!!

izzit a lil bit unbelievable i enjoy dark chocolate?? for some of them, dark chocolates taste bad, but for my family n i, it taste extremely great ! 

we can even take the coffee bean n put into the mouth directly n let it melt slowly until the aroma is fully trafficking in our throat..(i know it sounds weird using trafficking this word haha, just wan to let u know it's not pen or keyboard can describe it 非笔墨所能形容)

2 days ago de newspaper, got an article, TELLING me go to Pavilion when i back to KL, because Godiva had open a GODIVA CAFE in 2nd floor of Pavilion, selling cakes, ice creams, chocolates, all made exclusively from their famous well known popular famed welcomed recipes.

from the photo posted, i d tui sim gua (槌心肝) ..more read more frust, coz in jungle got mosquitoes n grasshopper nia, no Godiva for me !!

today is my sis bday, so i smsed her to wish her n said later i back kl treat her eat, but dad will pay for the dinner haha !! n sis jing ran suggested to go the Godiva Cafe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

looking forward to go Sabah for lobster and go back KL for Godiva nih now...bo mood wan study doh !

but before that i got 87654345678 assignments to finish !!!!!!!!

bad bad guy in the big big world

wonder y this beautiful world got me such an evil and devilish de bad guy eh?

during dinner de time, my roommate n my *&^%^& hsemate n another hsemate n i went down to canteen for dinner lo, then when i wan to place my order, the *&^$%^ hsemate told me not to order drink as he brought 1 bottle of COKE, 1,5 litre.. but then i no out sound lo, i pelik also he suddenly so good haha !

but then when he took glass wif ice d, i told him " u all drink all i no drink coke 1" hahah !!!!!

eh but really de eh i no bluff de, i gaso 1000 years d since the last time  drank coke ! i'm pepsi supporter wat, cannot betray pepsi eh ! 

somemore i duwan owe him anything wahahahahahahah !

jalan-jalan,makan-makan

last friday was black wu's (pic shown) bday, so he "invited" my fren n i to celebrate wif him..at 1st we not really wan coz wanna let bday boy go romantic wif his gf ma, but he die die ask eh keep sms come ask, so we pun give face him la went out together lo..

for dinner we went to a restaurant - Tom's , served western food, such as steakssss, chopssss, pastasssss,chipssss n many many many many more..we actually went there because someone told us the cheese cake "VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY DELICIOUS"  so decided to examine if tat someone's taste bud got bluff the owner onot..

Tom's is a evry high class restaurant after all, even got ppl open door for u de gong, we 4 ppl sit kancil go nia also open for haha ! so basically, the p foods n beverages offered are quite high class, as well as the price haha ! they serve lobster, oyster, even goose liver !

at 1st we take a look on beverages menu 1st ( food n drinks de menu seperated de, high class res is like this doh) price still ok lui looks normal, then we put our eyes on the food, terus all hang there ! wah, 1 set main course can cost up 99 just for a dunno wat ghost name steak haha ! but then under got list out some of it's ingredient, including goose liver, no wonder la !!!!! 

after 15 minutes considerations, finally decided wat to order, which will be shown as below:

this 1 is bday boy de main course.

dunno wat wat wat beef wat wat wat la, conclusion is a few slices of beef + few ketul carrots + few kaki of mushroom + 1 whole big bulk of mashed potato and 2 piece of broccoli with special tomato sauce on top of it.

birthday boy de girlfriend de main course.

consisted of lamb slices, 15-20 french fries and some mixed vege haha.. oh n also 1 small plate of chili sauce 

ah wait, the special blended + tasty de mushroom sauce put in the alladin's magic lamp is missing in action !

 "New Zealand Grilled King Salmon"

ah this is my order, which was the only one imported gong, because others not stated the origin country name so they're local de haha ! (now i know y they all keep saying i become so lame... )

as u can c, this dish is not in a very big portion la, can eat for fun nia wont get full enough de for those hungry ghost like me though i skin skin 4 batang tulang. but then it taste good la

ok, in a coconut shell, Tom's is an excellent place to dine in, although the price might be a lil bit unaffordable for poor student tat depending on PTPTN to alive, but nvm la, once in a blue moon ma never ask u every week come ma ! oh by the way forgot to tell u, birthday boy n his gf did tried their cake, n i guess it's really taste good la, coz bday boy din complain anything haha !

gtg bye bye !

sad ar

wah this 2 days very sad ar !!!!!

previous post  i baru saje wrote the gal smiled to my *&%$%^ hsemate i more sad than real madrid lose rite, yesterday lalu let me more sad than sap luen more sad than the gal no smile to me eh !!!!!!!!!!!!!

jing ran my Real Madrid tiok Liverpool hammered 4-0 , sad till.......do wat also no mood, morning de class direct skip duwan go !!! nvm lui, whole day cannot online, at nite asked roommate dota, he jing ran duwan then he go watch those Taiwanese idol drama !!! one day received 2 snub, really is sunny day get lightning ar !!!

nvm lui, last nite rush today wan presentation de slides, then manacai morning go there only know class cancel, lecturer got put noticed online, but which ghost know wo coz yesterday whole cannot online bah !

NVM LUI, noon pulok tiok lecturer put plane, i go in the class, not even 1 cat 1 ghost was there ! usually by the time i sampai kelas, already full full de.. !!!

y wan treat me like this !!! i got do wat wrong recently !!! nan dao just becoz i purposely sms instead of call YDPS to greet him ??? just becoz of this tor tiok punish !!!!!!

random only la

wah, the ^%$#@#$% housemate noh, just now coz the toilet was using by another hsemate, so he went to another, ALSO NO FLUSH, n he sikong ghost dunno god bocai, manacai i enter the toilet rite after him !

then just now i was sleeping ma, roommate wan wake me up for dinner, he use hand kuat kuat push my knee, i terkejut eh ! i this ppl got 2 thing cannot, 1 is tiok touch face (this many ppl know, even my mom also know haha) another is when slp de time u wake me in a sudden, i will &^%$#$%^ you up before i open my eyes !

when i was sleeping  i act made a dream, i dreamt tiok i go kai kai wif a lenglui eh haha..actually she got boy de, but she very close wif me, asked me accom her go shopping n buy bday present for her boy, tapi prob is noh she hold my hand eh, then in the dream i also dun hav any reaction, then noh the next day i read newspaper saw she tiok bf bomb till bone also hancur coz jealousy, got ppl saw us n tell him haha !!!! i pun pelik y i will dreamt tiok like this ! 

n noh, 1 more most important thing of this post !!!today happen 1 most sad de thing ever happen in my U life, the most lenglui i ever saw in whole U , jing ran smile wif my ^%$#$% hsemate !!!!!! wah this scene, more siong sim than my real madrid lost to liverrpool eh !

hello

hey back a while haha, this afternoon when i'm printing my assignments, suddenly i 心血来潮, go type sth, wan to paste on my toilet...u know tat brainless hsemate, again start his habit, duwan to flush toilet, even when we all sitting at living hall there chatting n talking n gathering, he can just come out from his room heading to toilet n after finish rescue fire, naturally slowly walk back room without flush it...he tot we blind or deaf or brainless like him...so my latest efforts are as below :

i use font 100 gong, whole paper full !!!


this 1 trying to use a proper n more polite way haha,like writng memo, wan act 斯文


this 1 i more type more hot, terus use an improper n rude a bit de word haha

exam

this morning i exam, 50 objective questions..then 830 de exam start, when lecturer came in, 1st thing he did was  syok sendiri there" hehehehe" 

then noh when exam start, he jing ran listen mp3, n keep smiling alone while walk here there....after 20 mins, got ppl passed up d, he jing ran asked " habis sudah?tak mau check lagi ka?u ingat u boleh score ka"

wah i feels like go bang him lo, ppl tor si confident n got well prepared only dare passed up ma, some more his exam, easy till, i no study de also gaso tiok like eat rice eh, for those tak chek kia, ma like at kacang lo !

1st time i meet wif such lecturer eh, look down his own ppl duno how to answer !!!