29 January 2009

police police

i'm in kb now !!!!!!

today i back kb wif my bro n parent...my bro n i 1 car, parent them 1 car,then half road my dad say hi wif police..becoz he luan luan cut car,tiok police catch sui sui from camera on the top of a small hill...
so my dad hav to spent RM60 lo...

then i talked wif bro bout the police n rasuah de, he said he also ever met b4 haha...usually noh our policemensssssss noh, if wan saman de, direct ask u open window ask ur ic license n terus write write write then pass u then will warn u " lain kali berhati-hati sikit"

if those thirsty wan drink sth de nih, they will belik till from kl can go till sarawak de lo...1st 1st will ask 'dari mana' or "tau kenapa u kena tahan?"

then we sometimes really dunno jugok de ma, so ma ask y lo, then tor will explain to us lo...then hor, most important n most funny de part is coming rite after this, stay tune dun switch website !

*** some commercial film 1st, n i go toilet a while***

normally, we student, when show ic license de time sure will purposely de but not intentionally de showed them our student card lo...then when they ask alot, wan saman, sure we will act pity lo..

student : tuan , tolong la sikit, kita orang student saje
polices : mau tolong ar, macam mana tolong?
student : tolong la tuan jgn la saman, kita susah nih, student saje
polices : macam itu ar, ayah kerja apa
student : buka gerai di atas pasar saje/ makan gaji saje (coz mostly we motor de motor also nua till..)
polices : macam itu ar, susah oh kalau kena saman RM300
student : yalo, tolong la sikit
polices : ok la nanti saya bincang dengan rakan sekejap

( after few minutes "meeting" with colleagues )
polices : rakan saya cakap dia boleh tolong, tapi kena belanja minum sikit la, hari panas, dahaga tau
student : okok terima kasih tuan (take RM20 from wallet)
polices : tak cukup la, kita banyak orang tau, tambah 10 lagi, kalau kena saman 300 tau, ayah susah
student : ok la ( take money PURPOSELY put on top of IC n pass to police)
polices : simpan dulu, bagi semula! lipat dan letak bawah IC !!!!

after count count money, the police said " ok la, kali ini saya buat baik , lain kali berhati sikit tau bukan semua boleh tolong"

itulah SOME of the penguatkuasa/ enforcements in our country..


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