impressive !

i heard 1 story from my fren, got 1 car, 2 ppl, after lunch going back to office, half road tiok block, then both them eat full full no fasten seat belt eh, so tiok liao leh tuh

then when the police wan to open saman, here come some conversation
driver : tolong sikit la
police : macam mana tolong? ini u punya kereta kan, u kerja mana?
driver: tolonglah kami ini baru lepas makan, belum letak belt lagi.
police: oh baru makan, saya pun belum makan, macam mana?
driver: kami belanja u makan lah
police: berapa mau belanja?
driver: 20 la
police: ok !

wow ! impressive !

a news, big n unexpected?

let me share sth with u guys, my friends..

i'm not gonna get my degree cert eventhough i went thru the 3 years =)

dun ask me why, thank you for ur cooperation.

hmm...

seriously, she is now the asteroid,

and sincerely, i wish she will always be,

hits me with lots of surprises,

brings me waves and impacts

and,

spice up my life.

i'm tired of n i duwan meteors anymore :s

thank you very much =)

come let's talk about my job.

there are many job in this world,in which their title is end with boy, u see har for example office boy, bell boy, ball boy, paper boy, and watever boy out there lar..so i'm a boy too, im not talking bout my gender ok, i mean my job title carries a boy behind too, i'm sure u ppl think till head explode pun think no de la..

so just let me tell u bah, i'm a coffee boy, believe onot cincai u all la aiyo.my job in office is provide whole building's coffee, err no la shud say drinks pasal not everyone drink coffee de jugok, some drink tea, some drink err beer?

my practical was done there too. practical n probation is learn to make various types of coffee eh, with milk, with sugar, without milk, without sugar, with coffee powder without coffee powder HAHA.....well u ppl rich 1 went coffeebean n starbucks before, sure know there are many various types of coffee out there rite, like mocha, cappuccino, espresso,latte then dunno la 23456 types there..

FYI i hav to learn 1 by 1, n rmb down who drink wat, i gaso give me 1 more years, i will become like the ah beow whom sell bkt, sipe beng eh this uncle, he see u one eye, he know d u wan eat wat, asal u went pong chan him before.like me go once in 234562 years, he still rmb gong i eat wat eat duwan eat wat.i admire him alot awhile.

so hor ok la i lazy wan talk bout job d pasal i wan go out d, bye bye !

err sth to announce?

oh yahor, i belum officially share this good news with u ppl hor, i err kinda in errr relationship now...err..with...nuh the girl...errr..i got upload her photo..err...in previous post. =) my regular reader will know 1 la noh, those no read 1 also i dun bother let them know la haha..

holar i know u ppl might start suan siao me flower heart carrot la playboy la watever i am , chap siao u all lah aiyo haha..doh she is nice ma, wat to do, normal ma i fall for her noh, plus u know la ur fren me, so charming n charismatic, its not impossible also she fall for me, or shud i say "not impossible girls fall for me once i out power" HAHAHAHHA

i know jugok some of u feel tiok sipe random i jingran diam-diam terpikat with her *eyebrow* but wait la, u ppl whom interested 1,register with me, wait i sekaligus gather all i open 1 talk, or conference or mayb seminar? to share with u all hahahahahah

but good eh noh, at least proved i'm still as impressive as ever deh, at least my mom noneed pening with me, recently she sokmo eh like worry i no ppl wan -.- kana scare i will ki siao go do monk ane haha..aunty ruo ping, no worries la ur itu youngest son, power strong eh, voltage 10000000 volt de, use his blury small eye to kill ppl is his ultimate power.

liao i ki siao d =)

good morning everybody

few days back, my ex U-mate told me my campus was on fire, when my others coursemate heard bout it, 1st thing was " liao, dunno the hall use for convo still there onot, dunno the store to keep the graduation robe still exist onot, pasal our batch's convo is in this october...however, the 1st thing came cross my mind was " wow, dunno my fac got become ash onot hahahaha !"

u ppl also know la i tiok kenak failed 1 subject, till now no news at all i pun hin , tapi chap siao lah damn 1 tat U aiks.

recently i not so busy bout work though there's still some works that gave me headache, tapi errr overall consider ok la eh sai la..n i took my car d ma, my mom, jingran noh, after few days i back from kb, she sms me sth like " wah got car duwan home d" i tiok ka hin with her hahahaha

u ppl mayb dunno, i play sms with my mom de gong, of coz la i reply within 1 min, i hav to wait 30 min to receive hers, tapi not bad la.sms sometimes is one of the best to communicate ma..few sms in each 2 or 3 days, beh pai ma..

then last nite too hor i chattin with my gf, then my aunty, tuh staying beside my hse de, she called me thru skype eh, pah i told gf wait a while wan keng sth with aunty, she che kia can die heard my aunty skype me haha ! when i told her " eh mai siao, both my aunty n mom know msn fb n skype de gong' she wan pengsan d haha !

oh hi again

recently i pening also eh, wan ngejah car, wan find passport...do till my whole family kelam kabut hahaha...pasal my aunt le ajok me go Beijing eh, pah my passport i din bring come KL with me ma last time pasal i came intern nia i tot i will be back after intern ma..but manacai i terus found job ma pasal i smart n charismatic n efficient i guess??

so i asked mom find for me le, she said she turn over my room 5 times d, not even saw the shadow of my passport -.- so i gaso i noneed go doh beijing haha..do until i need kaki go home find eh haha !

then hor last month i sui sui, my laptop doi kong keng eh, graphic chipset tiok gunshot by dunno who la aiyo..so i sent go operation lo..then liao lo, gaji belum ambil li tiok OD with my brother 1st hahaha..

patuh noh, tat shop de mechanic also pening 1 i tell u..after he called me said i can collect my laptop, i ma went back lo, so he switch on my laptop let me check check see see before i make my payment ma..so i pun smooth road ask " beside tat, got wat rosak lui ma"

he said "erm, i gaso ur window sot sot dei, need format lo, then err ur mouse pad pun sot sot dei, cannot use at all" i pun hin le pasal i seldom use mouse pad de eh i sokmo use external mouse de..so he let me play play while waiting him go print receipt those ma.pah i ma check me mouse pad

yuan lai is lock diao lo like i used to, i sokmo lock de ma pasal i typing typing my hand will touch tiok mouse pad de ma if i din lock..haih i pun dunno tat mechanic, how to do mechanic, he jingran told me rosak, padahal is lock tiao -.-

tapi tat time i hungry dinner d so i din go tell him " eh uncle, u told me rosak, y i can use tuh" so he run chicken this time din tiok i do paise hahaha.

so hor err i err now err ok la got things to do d i wan go work 1st bye bye

oh hi

Recently kinda bo eng, start working, even tho i haven officially finally formally graduate, which im quite fed up bout it already actually haha, dun really chap siao grad onot d la yiuh lousy U..

the experience of working like hell the whole weekday is still new n quite fun for me, althu i everynite 12-1 sure sid go pasal tired like cow. pls dun ask me work where as wat, because i'm telling u now.. i'm working as pembancuh kopi a.k.a coffee maker, my work is bancuh kopi susu, kopi O, kopi beng, kopi o beng, kopi O kao etc etc.

oh n dun ask me my gaji hor, pasal i will learn one of my colleague. i once asked him " eh u baru-baru masuk tat time how much gaji eh" he said " cannot tell." nate him dunno kupik wat lek, not tat i ask him now how much -.- tapi bo pien la itu he mayb consider tat's his privacy.

tapi FYI i kuai lan jugok la, i turn 100 rounds to ask him, i start with

Me : oh then i guess must be errrr RM 2500?

Him : if got 2500 happy die me lo (this shows not till 2500 lo)

Me : impossible below RM2000 kua?

Him : of coz not, no rm2000 how to survive in kl wo ( like this i know d lo 2000-2500)

Me : 2300?

Him : not tat much la, but almost la

i at there steal steal laugh eh haha. this shows the gaji for fresh grad is rm2000-2300 lo for him tat time la err i gaso 2 years back?

so i hope my gaji noh, enough eat enough buy this tat la,n enough for me err, saving rm200 lo at least,( i'm not greedy de eh)

=)

err....guys...err...i noneed explain so much d la noh noh

=)