666

wah today i log in my blog de time the hit counter is 666, which is the evil number for christian, no wonder la i today keep on let ppl say i'm bad...

today i learn a lesson -->dun judge a book by cover...i get to know a fren outside look is human, but inside actually is a pig eh !

last nite watch real madrid's game, no watch good lui watch le upset till................... beh hu 3 minute already conceded...dunno wat the heck happen to them this season...i think the coach bye bye soon la..got lengcai vaart duwan use, put tat stupid drenthe...wat the...

by the way i more n more n more minat van der vaart d haha he quite lengcai gong, n his wife also leng ka be si haha... this photo de both ppl i most minat now in Real Madrid haha...number 7 is my long-long-long time favourite also the skipper..n the guy beside tor si Rafael Van der Vaart d..no wonder my fren very worry bout me they tot i becoming gay...somemore i really dun hav gf now haha

kb ar kb

today kb rain whole day eh siao liao...going to flood d...but still, alots of visitors coming into kelantan...mayb they never experienced the joy of flood..

nite de time i went dinner wif fren..need to go over the famous kelantan river n kelantan bridge..b4 the bridge got 1 traffic lite, formerly a big roundabout..dunno which architect so clever suggest to turn it into traffic lite, said can reduce traffic jam eh...

then noh the traffic lite become very big lo..about 4 lanes each side...then today raining n dunno got wat event la everyone crossing the river...so the whole traffic lite is totally chaos

my side green lite, but cant move, the other 3 sides all moving !!!!!!!!  u ppl imagine urself le..wat de..i stuck in the traffic like for 40 minutes i think got lo..then after i get rid of the traffic lite, more interesting de case lui waiting me ahead..from 4 lanes a side, hav to combine into 1 single n only lane, coz the bridge got only 1 lane !!!!!!!

4 into 1 eh uncle !!!! i dunno wan praise jkr or government or which architect or engineer eh !!!!!!

drove 1 hour to go dinner then 1 hour to go back home... !!!!!

hehe

sorry le i dunno wat topic to put, so simply put a "hehe" only haha...

weird eh today newspaper no news about the thief stole my adidas, i tot will out paper haha ( fyi, go c my curse on my previous post )

last nite i dunno mabuk wat, haven drink d mabuk, berd came chat wif me complain i din go futsal on the other nite, then ask me today noon free onot for futsal, i tot he was samuel, i also pelik doh how come samuel mou twin-twin back to kb somemore futsal...but i din noticed the email address also haha !

then today noon berd called me confirm wif me again i asked him " har i got promised u futsal meh? i last nite got chat wif u meh"  but then i went for futsal also la since i di promised him haha.. siao liao eh me...

but wnt futsal i think i kicked half an hour only d tired like cow eh ! then i walked out, somemore no ppl saw haha...suddenly they shout "eh ah fong nih y hilang d" haha

siao liao eh me !

i very suey

haih today i very suey lo...noon de time chia liang come fetch me, we go kai kai...went kb mall then we tapao sth back to his hse for his family...then he brought me to the new apartment opposite his hse, tat's a new building la so just to showed me la

who knows.....just about 10 minutes only 10 minutes nih i went inside his hse, then i lost my adidas slipper, haih...made me scold rude words only...if was he, he will lost his xxxxxxxxxxxxx tonite, if was her will lost her zzzzzzz as welll....

then i bought 1 dvd, animation lai de i go back try c tot no subtitle coz in japanese de..but hocai at last let me found subtitle haha !

only 10 minute also lost d my slippers haih..very not safe lo tat place...siao de..make me no mood go out nia after tat..but chialiang also said paise wif me la coz he was the one suggested to go c new hse de..so he said wan treat me eat haha ~

then at nite my long lost fren called me eh from aus, very far nuh, never call me de eh but today suddenly call, but i at outside yamcha, so chat a while wif her nia...

so noh gdnite la haha

reached home !

reach home around 1, tat time rain-rain a bit..after lunch watch movie 1st haha then walk here walk there seng...

i think around 3 sth la i felt so tired n tried to get a slp, who knows, belum slp, someone called men picked me out, need my help on GPS on his hp..then went for KFC for tea haha...only this guy will think bout KFC as place to yamcha..


after while, YDPS came meet up wif us n we changed station to hayaki 24hours (yamcha place)...b4 hayaki, the driver ask me to help him buy his hp's car charger so i stop by at a shop i used to go to buy lo...then the aunty is my mom's fren n nowadays become my fren too haha so she charged me only RM4 while it shud be RM10

then the driver very scare die, keep asking me "original de ma?will explode de ma? can use de ma?"
so i said " we test now la, if explode bo pien lo together die, i also scare die de eh, like this la u get out 1st i plug in if din explode u just come in car again haha"

get home for dinner, after dinner watch tv wif granny..but then i fall asleep lo..i think it was 9sth becoz i was waiting for a drama on 930pm de...but i din even heard the opening song eh ! until today morning 8am i just wake !!!!!!!!!!!!!

midnite i got open my eyes a few times la haha n i saw my mom sitting beside me n.....sleeping too haha !

cant imagine i can slp so long eh the 1st nite in kb...since i actually enough slp doh in thong's car..still can slp 12 hours at home somemore just on sofa in living hall not in my room my own bed nih...if my bed, mayb whole day slp there d eh haha..

road to kota bharu

yesterday i sat yang dipertuan sotong's car back kb...around 5 start n around 1sth reached...whle on the way from lipis-gua musang we saw 1 car terpesong into i dunno is jungle or forest or mountain or hill de roadside...

tat time i was resting wif my eyes closed, thong saw it fast fast wake me up asked ask me wat to do haha, coz he scared if anything happen wif the passengers, dunno how to help,actually i also.....let say if someone break hand break leg, we 2 nia will kelam-kabut also de..

but then while we discussing if to stop to look-look onot, we saw 1 ppl infront measuring road haha so we went to him n told him wat we saw...after tat thong said he saw someone walked out from the car, so we pun patah balik lo...

luckily no pp injured eh...then luckily saw the kereta tarik passed by, then we pun throw the case there la coz a few 'hot blood' person were there too...when we cont our journey, thong asked me "eh u saw plat onot wan buy number nih" but we both forgot to haha.

im still here !

haha i still in KL la...teruk lo..tot wan back today de but thong got sth to do then we go hiao here hiao ther...at last decided tmr only back early in the morning haha coz late d if reach also nite, somemore according to mom KB rain like hell...so its better not to drive when too late hehe..

so kb ppl c u tmr la 

bitten by tiger

wei u ppl tot i holiday sure alot of times can write a lot of post izzit?

tell u wat, exactly terbalik lo, coz i this few days only sit at home never go out, (got la few times lah haha) so nth stupid or funny happen so nth to write la...sabar man, sabar ..will try my best de...

i last 2 days went for drinks wif my future sis in law's bro, all free de haha paise jugok eh...this few days coz my bro n gf not in ma, then too hor he came KL too, so he ajok me out too when he going out to makan or minum then all he pay for me eh, we not tat cook de b4 this haha..but now add 1 more kaki minum de fren, not bad wat..

went minum twice wif him n his fren,all also those "i know them but i not really know them" de ppl..but they also "know me but not really know me also" coz sesek chunghwa ma, pulok me so lengcai, they saw me b4 at sch so rmb a bit bit like tat lo...

then yesterday nih my U de fren find me out..1sth wake me up said coming soon, manacai i wait till 330 baru appear...after eat, they lalu said wan go up hill hunting wo...since i d up thief car, can follow only lo...

sunday memang lots ppl lo, somemore holidays, big big small small de ppl all got, is like whole malaysia de ppl come genting tat type eh....

tell u ppl wat, this time i up hill no hunt at all, coz out of bullets haha...my fren's luck not tat good yesterday, all contribute to the genting management to pay their electric bills....so ask for my bullets, so basically generally i just go eat wind at genting haha n also gave some professional advices for my 1st-time-hunting de fren..

anyway, today morning hor, b4 my future sis in law's bro leaving for kuantan, spend me bfast again, haha sipe paise wif him eh...tapi he nth la somemore he work, i wan pay him he duwan take...ajok meet at kelantan lui...tat time i just belanja back him la noh...

today is 23rd november

today 23rd november i still in KL haha haven back to kb...last nite 4 sth just slpt then today morning 7 early 8 early dunno which neighbor start drilling n knocking here n there, n i was so easily woke up, since im those alarm haven ring only vibrate also can wake de ppl...

noon ate domino haha...who said "this world no free lunch"??? the pizzas were free from my future sis in law eh...after tat psps-ing while n movie while i slp again till 9 sth my future sis in law's bro wake me up haha n he brought me for dinner wif a bunch of his fre (kb ppl too i know them but i dunno them) 

after dinner, u know la few ekor guys together yamcha, wat tea lagi got? sure le "red fur cool tea" rite...so we went to a pub at T.T.D.I for some drinks...n a few games of "chor tai di"..

3am like tat back to home...n writing blog now lo...n then i wan stop here le bye bye !!!

up hill kill tiger

last nite YDP sotong, me, ball god yang n kulut wui went up hill aiming to kill tiger....then around 11 like tat we went lo...on the way, met wif police 1st, ask for duit kopi, coz kulut wui's car fixed halogen lite, u know la it is against law de ma, then we fast hand last eye d saw the blue siren signal direct change to normal lite, but too slow, so stopped by police, he said " u tangan cepar ar terus tukar itu lampu" my fren almost said " tapi mata u lagi cepar oh nampak lagi lampu putih" haha....then we treat them RM20 de coffee lo...

after tat, when finding parking at genting, saw alots uncle walking towards car, so we wait tot they already caught tiger going to sell the skin, who knows they waved hand signaled us not going out so we said " sure is let tiger makan d, wan slp at car coz no money rent room" 

i think around 1 or mayb 1 la we enter the jungle start hunting....gaso after 2 hours nia all bitten by tiger d n all finished all bullets haha ! for sure we reload lo n hunt again...

hunt n hunt n hunt, untill morning 9 nuh...n the result only the me able to hunt some baby tigers, others contribute bill electric bill water for genting haha...all kaope me said "who ask u suggest tonite go hunt de u c la all kong ka kiao lo, today till cny also need to eat banana n maggie liao lo!!!"

mouth kaope kaope, but when asked wan eat wat bfast, went to dim sum pulok haha...really duno die word how to write eh all..

tuh la ppl said, wan go hunting must bring enough bullets n bring le machine gun or rifle, dun bring pistol like polis use de, 6 bullets nia, monkey also wont die la like this !!!!!!!

holiday - -

holiday now...will lepak kl gaso 1 week haha but now no idea yet so u all wait for my post patiently k thx alot haha

i'm back

eh finally i can write sth on my blog again haha..perhaps i shud say UNIMAS very considerable lo..know this 2 week is final exam week, purposely make de connection slower than turtle...so tat i can concentrate study...

but, things are always go against ur will...the turtle-speed connection make me more desirable to write blog..keep on refresh the page n keep reconnect haha..n finally, 'when there's a will, there's a (dunno wat ghost i forgotten)

n now hor actually is 6sth am in the morning sun only wake...i haven slp for the whole nite lo just becoz later will de my last exam of the sem..since its already morning so i decided trying to not to slp until finish exam la...to c if i can stand for so many hours onot...my record was almost 5 days nite no slp eh wahaha....

ok la i wan cont go do my study 1st..c u ppl soon

teruk lo

got 2 more exam to go...but now kong ka kiao-ing lo...legal system tmr, hav to memorize those federal constitution's article...hey, damn a lots la man, then u tot only constitution? courts, judiciary, laws...all waiting for me to say hi to them before exam n say bye to them after exam..

aha~!

wah now exam-ing, really teruk eh carry marks dah lah not high sangat, final pulok harder than up sky..this time dunno how i die lo, either 5 horse seperate body, or bones and feature all crashed or body and head ter-seperate...

later got 2 exam 1 morning 1 afternoon, so i hav to "study hard" haha...n therefore, i learn ppl to bancuh kopi lo..i took the zebra container given by my ex hsemate, n took out 4 pack of the nescafe 3 in 1...n start bancuh-ing...

ben lai wan bancuh 5 packs de...but i scare die coz the nescafe already dead de eh...their time of death was 8th of november, in other words they just freshly dead eh haha...i was hoping that the nescafe can seduce my brain to vomit out everything i studied... u c the container, bigger than my mouth, n i pour the water almost 3/4 of it...drink till i wan pengsan eh the stomach like ballon so big...

sorry la no next time d..i surrender ~

hello everybody

the time is 0317 now, n actually i tmr, eh not tmr, today got exam de...2pm but now i still very energetic, just finished skype wif long-no-skype-de-fren...althu the line siao siao a bit tapi sedak jugok long never play oversea chatting...the conversation ended with "i wan go cooking le" which is unbelievable for me coz she said " my fren said i cook like restaurant de standard"

anyway i shud studying now de..but then i feel like wan to pause a while so i decided to write sth here...nowadays i add 1 more nickname..pls call me love guru now...but specifically shud call me guru for everything lo..

last nite 6 monkeys ask study duwan la, gathered front of one laptop, msn-ing wif gals...then i help them to counter the gals' attack ma...wif only 1% of my power...then my words too high-tech, till my fren said "walau eh shud call u love guru d, but weird lo till now u still single, not really convincing nih"

actually the "love guru" came from a movie de....casting got J.Alba n many mores la...haha i only rmb Alba nia...the Love Guru is an psychologist lai de..i quite pro in counter-ing ppl's prob ma so they call me guru...then i said i still single coz waiting for jessica alba...haha

teruk-nya !!! wake up bah raulito !!!! exam d still wan koya jessica alba !!!!

paise paise

hmm..here i am to make some correction, on the other day i was too frustuated and being so hot-tempered, i wan to take back some of my words, i mean SOME....which is not ALL kelantan's malay are being so brainless, it's just some of them la...

in the 100% population, 96% of them are malays, n mayb 47% of them are the brainless-gang la..then another 47% having kacang-pea's size brain while the 2% rest are those brilliant minded one lo...i have malay frens too from kelantan n they are great, few of them know each because sama-sama being side-kicked to sarawak haha..

last year got 1 hsemate, oghe ketereh, always cook himself n asked me to join him when i'm alone...its very kind of him, althu just normal food, might be just fried eggs, sardines n some veges, but its nice too... n another few of them will stop by to chit-chat a while de when ter-meet at roadside haha...

then hor my ex-hsemate, always ajok me yamcha de when holiday both of us back to kelantan...always ajok "jom Hayaki (yam-cha place), kawe di ambik demo"
u c le so nice, ketereh come down pick me up althu my hse got 3 super huge de big dog haha...

so le...correct also cannot judge the whole bags of bean just becoz the 1st few bean eaten by bugs..itu la setitik ink memjejaskan secawan susu...

so le wan to say sorry la previous post seems very extreme a bit...but still when talk about my own hometown de malay noh..sigh...(imagine i mengeleng-gelengkan kepala while i type this sentence) i really no eye to see no words to say d...upset disappointed n.........HAIH !!!

teruk...

kelantan malay is helpless hopeless gutless brainless (if got brain also gaso like the kacang pea so small lo) dunno they everyday sembayang 5 times for wat ghost use lek...dunno respect ppl privacy at all..pulok wan ka ka ciao ciao bout other races...u crictizes ur own races i baru no time to tiao u...now come touch tiok we chinese de hair...walau eh..

just now msn-ing wif fren, she told me 1 of kelantan most respectful teacher kena malay attack...y? just because car knock car...i very PROUD of my hometown de malay eh...no matter u knock him or he knock u, 1st thing is all get down from car, n he will hit u, wif watever he can, if not tor si will 'phiu wit' the whole kampung de malay come out sekeh u...if u knock him lagi teruk lo, pasal he knock u also u kena hit d...

pah after tat chat wif wei peow, he told me his dad kena attacked too last month, just bcoz some stupid matter..his dad is innocent de lo..nyanyo uncle long hin hin tiok eat belt nia...

bo chai their tok guru such a respectful leader in islam, spiritual leader in PAS, then always teach his anak buah to do good, but they upset tok guru lo...i kick tok guru upset also haih...

their terukness MEMANG SEMAKIN TERUK LA~!

start exam..

start exam d lo..sajo i no start lui la...so everyday eat book lo eat till malay pig sembayang pagi 5am eh...then baru i slp..til till 12pm sun burning my ass d i baru wake haha...siao de articles many like bukit mertajam so tajam...duunoo how to digest haha...

just now hor my fren kai siao me 1 website...no c still very love my kelantan still thinking wan fren fren wif malay, manacai after tat, wah...u give me RM1000000000000000000000 i mayb just will consider a bit fren wif them la haha !

in tat dunno is website or blog or watever thing la...insult chinese lo...u write ur own pig kaum i dun care, but sesek chinese i cannot lo..pulok sesek my fren inside jugok...kanine, make me wat rude words also scold nia...cell dunno die how many million thousand ekor haha !

bo chai ppl ask bout kelantan de time i keep promoting althu memang kelantan not much to promote to ppl d, but still i die die say all good, black de also can become white let me say till....haih...

no spread to whole world bout tat siao lang i cannot call raulito haha !

study again

very pity eh..i kena my roommate scolded, he said slp slp slp evreyday slp, 11pm slp also 1pm wake, 5am slp also 1pm wake, u better 5pm slp dok..then i said eh like tis la..since u every morning 9-10 like tat d wake, u sun bian wake me up nuh...no matter last nite wat time i slp la...

then 30 minutes ago, he really wake me up haha ! but now after gosok gigi cuci muka,i sit in front pc blogging 1st haha !!!!

nowSaday my hse add 1 more puppy pulok ! kan hari itu i got post puppies photo rite, this few days my aunt sent me photo of tat only 1 left de...dunno his name lui, so long din chat wif mom..


c the size? small till................tat big dog is 103 dalmatian, her name glamorous nuh, Tiffany, so this photo can be Tiff & Co. tat 103 dalmatians very close to me de coz when she was a puppy de time i took care of her, she slpt in my arms de...for sure not now la..my backbone also break eh just to carry her up..

from this photo., dunno y i can relate this puppy to terrorist eh..mayb his face kinda look like haha...by the way, wonder y his hair standing de..either tiok electric shock or put gel liao lo i think...for sure my aunt use food to make him sit diam diam to take photo lo, dogs r like worms eh !

u ppl c the puppy, small till.....like those patung we used to play when we were young eh...!

studying

wah now start study liao lo...hav to read 10 at least 25 pages long, font i think only 10 somemore single spacing de political article b4 10th...read 1 article already took me 1 day d...but then last nite i give up d, know y?

the article took from lecturer go photocopy de, but tat shop dunno do wat ghost lo...go 2 set of article they gave me twins, then others nih, if not discontinue, tor si suddenly tercampur another book de article inside, make me read till very luan !

so i decided duwan tiao liao..read other subject 1st tat 1 later free free just read bit bit like tat haha.

exam exam

aih..1 week de study week tor like this finished le...jing ran the whole seven days de study week...i no buy tiok any newspaper haha ! newspaper more important than study...on the other day i complaining to my roommate, i said " die lo, study week wan finish le, whole week no buy tiok newspaper" he laugh n said " wat the..i tot u wan say die lo study week finish u haven finish study"

haha actually i also dunno y eh 1st thing came across is no buy tiok paper, not no study tiok...then last nite nih..i start reading d lo since all my assignment settled..read read then msn rang, huang came chat wif me...she also pelik lo, dis pic put "go away" de slogan then she mari chat wif me...made me hard do eh, dunno wan chat or wan go away lek teruknya...

then chat chat she asked me got go temple onot help her pray pray pasal she exam soon..then i offered her my CONFIDNCE de wristband...she said " wan me print out ar..u tot guanyinma.com meh" pelik-nya can use post duwan she wan print out...mayb she tension till blur liao eh deh...

then talked bout exam ma remind me sth stupid, 1st sem i came here i took 1 course noh..the lecturer Dr.Neilson an Iban lai de...his class very sien de eh gaso i 10 class got 9 class sure tidur 1, another 1 pasal bo eng chatting n fooling around haha..but then noh he memang uuu liao de lecturer la ask watever stupid Q he also can answer u back de...

then last class b4 final exam, he ma asked "anyone got anything to ask or anything dun understand pls ask now or u dun hav chance anymore" then u know lo..exam soon, those ppl paling minat is ask about exam lo ask for tips lo...

dr.neilson good jugok de he ma tell lo how to answer la those those la..but din tell wat were the questions la unfortunately...then got 1 ppl asked answer in malay or bm? dr.neilson said " both can but u dun campur-aduk,if u 1st start wif malay then whole paper malay" then dunno which brainless asked " if write in chinese can onot" dr.neilson guai lan jugok, he give back " y?coz chinese is ur mother tongue? then i ask question in Iban can onot? my mother tongue also wat" the whole class laugh till...................................................

bual lat

ppl asked me y i bual so lat at blog...actually hor, not i bual lat at blog...is i almost nearly everyday also always sokmo bual d...i just pindah masuk into my blog nia...i never purposely sit infront window then look at the sky n find ideas de..i not so sentimental n poetic enough lagi haha..