my lucky charm

lot of ppl noh...guys or gals also same la..they like to wear this wear that, example necklace la bracelet la watch la ear ring la ring la...some present from ppl. some say itu lucky charm...lot of ppl around me also got eh wear till king king kiang kiang de also got haha...

u dun c i cool cool look like jay, actually i also got wear accessories de eh but not full set la..no ring (althu raul is the legendary lord of the ring) no piercing (i no scare die but i scare pain) no gold chain on neck n hand (i watch 1 video b4 tiok chop neck chop hand)

wat i got currently only 2 wrist band on right hand, 1 crystal chain at left hand n 1 jampi-ed necklace lo..
this wristband not on my wrist rite now pasal patah dua le..if u ppl close up to c the photo, u can c at the last alphabet there the E ter-break into two d...this band althu for some ppl just a stupid rubberband, but i wear it for almost 3 years lo never took off de...

the word on it is CONFIDENCE, i always said can make me more confident...tor si this band le i stpm baru scored well eh...during the exam noh, u know la our sch strict like hell de ma, then malay examiner walked by me, saw the band eh green colour pulok their fav, so ask me to take it off..
i said " sorry la cik, tak boleh tuh, ini dah dijampi oleh sifu agar saya boleh score A dalam ujian nih.."u know la malay most minat those bomoh jampi mali-mali-hom thing...heard jampi for good result de direct "oh itu macam ok ok tak apa" haha !!!!

but then in the recent August, when i back for holiday, went to genting de time terputus eh..nowonder i ter-contribute a bit econ sources to the late uncle lim eh !


this tor i said jampi-ed de necklace la..it's from my aunty de..pasal i f6 finish stpm de time go work ma...i motor go de ma..then got 1 nite, i accident eh..not i knock car nor motor, is a BRAINLESS MUHIBAH WORKER rush out in a sudden n knock me fall gong ! then i tercedera quite parah abit la..

so my aunty pun go mintak lo..this 1 really from sifu got jampi-ed de liao not i bual de haha..she said can po-pi me...so i wear it till now except when mandi coz i heard the jampi scare water haa..



this 1 nih is crystal wo...wat "tiger eye" la...from my mom de..last holiday balik kampung she bought for me i ma wear lo...u know la woman minat ka si those things...she told me can kong ferng i stay healthy then can "chase ghost".i said wah i look like this fierce ghost c me also run le they chase me eh,wait i wear this 1 is like negative+negative=positive how??

this i now wearing de...IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING, one of my fav quote

this most bodoh d lo..cost me RM26 if not mistaken haha i forgot d..tapi i found it nice so i bought it

lesson of the sem

yesterday after i finish my stupid report, i balik rush another essay again...2000 words de essay i start from 0 haha...then only daren n i nia from politics others no more d...but then bcoz nites b4 i helping wenchun to settle his essay so last nite he offered himself to come help me lo..then tat charcoal lim also came la said wan help help also lo...then tat daren nih found no books n i ter-accidentally found it...so he also came over from his hse at somewhere near but outside campus la..

now i wan to thx them one-by one lo...

1st is wenchun nih..come from gaso 10pm till now masih in my room lui, his contribution is zero towards my essay..but he mentality 'support' me la by playing dota wif my roommate n open series in laptop let me terkacau !!! then paling ultimate de is he jing ran slp my bed, me this bed owner only can sit infront laptop die die typing nia !!!!

then charcoal lim..he bawak sekali laptop come then he told me "ur politic i also dunno anything so i cant help althu i wan to help" in the end he help daren to compose song instead of helping me !!!!!!

daren nih sama-sama on the same boat ma so i din ask for his help la...but noh!!! he came in from his hse tat near to kedai makan n 7-11 n grocaries shop n gerai makan, he dare dare told me he not yet dinner..at last telan go my one n only mee !

last but not least...its my roommate de turn ! his contribution paling big liao la...from the 1st ass i die die rushing de time he only " good ! add oil ! u can de ! " last nite lagi hebat he saw 3 ppl come together he still de same words "good ! add oil ! u can de !"

ARGH ~!@#$%^%$#@!~

but seriously i got this few fren really no waste tiok i came to sarawak so far away from kelantan if not i wont write a post !!!

now i know when i was 3.5 yrs old small de time , my mom keep telling me " find fren de time must becareful ar" haha !!!!

sibu fren de pattern !!

walau eh i wan write sth bout my fren again...tat sibu guy i mentioned in the recent post de nuh...just now he did sth funny again which we all tak boleh tahan again...this guy know i addicted to newspaper de ma...seriously i memang addicted eh, tiok my fren said no paper like will die lek haha !

ok back to my topic..so tat sibu guy just now saw tiok me when i going library find books for assignment, he asked then i said i got lo i put in my living room d coz i finished baca ma..then i told him can go take anytime la...

then around 11 like tat when i back to room le he sms me again ask me still wan onot de paper if not give him..i replied "come take only la" then few minutes later he really come down..he come not to take paper eh..he come to tell me "eh tmr only i take la nah, u got so many, i wan take some, wan to find some relevant sources for my studies" !!!!!!

tat time got 2 fren here jugok ma doing assignment..one pun asked " y u duwan take now nih?" "no la..i tmr only wan read ma now take back also no read" "u now take back n tmr read not same wif tmr take tmr read meh?" "no la not same eh...i tmr only take la" then tor wan back le...

u c le so nakal de ppl also got haha...really salute him lo, but he very nice de lo (i know i said b4 doh) he last sem even lend me his motor to let me go out but newspaper de eh at weekend coz campus dun have anymore..is just the way he talk memang holiao a bit !!!!!

canteen part 3

here come part 3...u not purposely de eh...but u know la i old liao...21 liao...legal age to go in casino liao, so my brain also short circuit a bit liao haha !

actually the part 2 talks bout lunch rite, now i wan talk bout dinner pulok haha !!!
dinner de time my roommate, me n 1 more hsemate go makan lo..then order together but pay separately ma..so my hsemate paid 1st, he order kuey tiao n the price is RM4.30 which is memang reasonable la for wat we ordered..he gave RM10 so return RM5.70 lo after calculator warm up...then my roommate turn...pasal same thing, just he ordered nasi de la..then the counter while showing him the calculator,he said "sama la, RM5.70"

u know y RM5.70???just now baki ma he no cancel eh dunno is he purposely de or he bengong a bit...then we din noticed anything de actually we know de price ma so my roommate pun push RM5 1 piece to counter b4 he told de price eh...most stupid is noh...counter return RM0.30 for my roommate pulok...

u ppl use knee also can think tiok lo very pening lo...let say la...if price shud be RM4.30 then shud get 70 cent in return ma..then if like counter said de it was RM5.70 then will only get 30cent in return if roommate give RM6 ma...but now give RM5 get 30cent return, which mean the food become RM4.70 lo????

hocai my turn nth happen, if not i gaso i direct hit table n kaka-caucau the canteen liao eh haha !

canteen part 2

i yesterday not post sth bout my canteen rite? get some feedback from fren n they ter-remind me wan to add sth i forgot to write in the previos post lo

yesterday de lunch i makan at the canteen wif my roommate lo..then i took 1 chicken and 1 egg...according to our calculation, which is relatively rational calculation la...n normal de calculation la...rice here RM1, egg RM0.80 (althu tat egg is i think Z egg, small till like 50cent de coins like tat) then chicken 1 piece let say la RM2 lo coz big jugok tat chicken..so rationally shud be RM3.80 rite? this calculation 4 yrs old kid also can count out in 10 seconds lo...
u guess the counter told me how much....RM4.60 !!!!!

i ming ming saw she press calculator press till RM3.80 doh...then last last last last last minute she eh hu lagi press another RM0.80 go in, become RM4.60 lo..i pun ter-stunned there n beh cut sia, pay only lo..doh the food we took doh tokke put back haha !

then my roommate pay de time too hor change counter...he took the same wif me then extra 1 kuih...his only RM4.00 !!!!!!!

u ppl say le..i will ki siao onot !! no complain baru pelik...

complain complain

wan complain bout my hostel de canteen....ben lai duwan de..but after my lunch i decided to complain...so this canteen this sem new ppl come do lo..then noh...1st month noh...the food very cheap n very nice...but then after 1st month..the boss start to renovate the canteen, do this do tat, do till sak sak pro-pro...then we started to realized tat our food de price increase gradually...last week lagi pro, they fix the 'ding dong' machine like in bank tat type, then they used mic to call for number...i think no longer will got LCD screen showing numbers le !!!

then the ppl also simply count de price 1...got nasi campur de ma...normally basically generally noh, nasi campur shud be cheaper than those order de ma unless u take 1000 dish in one plate la...they can simply tell u RM4.60, padahal only egg and 1 chicken ... then they press press calculator de time, if ur dish only RM3 noh...ben lai will press tiok RM3 de but will cancel n press again n become RM 4...

another ridiculous de is the price for teh-o-beng ben lai is RM0.60 in a big glass de...after 2 month i think the canteen become more popular ma coz food not bad, so many ppl come eat lo including those from other hostel de...so the teh-o-beng up price lalu, become RM0.80, recently change to smalll glass pulok !!! even the sky juice ben lai RM0.20 in big glass, now become 2 mouth finish de glass althu price remain de same haha !!!

then noh dunno is they math A+++++ or calculator got problem...fren bought karipap ma, there write RM0.30 each...then my fren took 3, he said RM1, then my fren pelik lo he asked " not RM0.30 each meh" the counter answered "ya koret, but if u take 3 will become RM1" wat the.....................

then sometimes we order nasi goreng ma, ask for extra sambal...1st 1st ask no charge de...for example de price is RM3.50 for nasi goreng ma...the 3rd time u ask for eztra sambal will become RM3.70, RM0.20 charge for sambal ~!

now lagi pro, they do a very nice very attractive price list hang on wall...then down there u will c a small small sentence --> *RM0.20 charge untuk container for take away food n drinks

DUN MAKE ME TULAN WAIT I BURN THE CANTEEN DOWN !!!

sore throat gong

this recent days quite bz do assignment la, dota la blogging la msn la...slp late wake early, midnite eat this eat that... do till i almost sick... sore throat lagi....doh eat thing, eat all those junk food, high calories and high heat de...crackers la seaweed la, even ikan bilis also i buy come eat haha !

then 2 days ago, i told my roommate "eh i gaso wan start sore throat nih me" he laughed at me gong, but then he took salt out, said " u go put water a bit, then u put into mouth let them swim in ur mouth..but dun minum down nuh wait u no sick also become sick" then i follow his instruction le...

manacai after i let the salt water swim le he baru told me "eh forgot tell u after this u cannot eat or drink nuh " i was like walau eh tat time only 8 sth nia after dinner, u wan ask me dun eat dun drink whole nite i ma really die? then i reserve the salt water for later use lo haha...

then while later i start mouth itchy le...start eat seaweed eat ikan bilis again haha...roommate laugh " y found medicine then dun careso much 1st eat as much u can ar" i said 'koret koret koret' haha...but then mai siao siao the walt water got use eh..effective jugok..next day when i wake reallly ok d my body..

dun c my roommate diam diam like tat..yuan lai he pro in traditional medical helath care de haha !

study week

this week i no more class d lo..it's our U de "study week" for a week long, then after tor si final exam le...from the term "study week" it is not difficult to know tat the essential is for ppl to study n revising all course n subject throughout the whole sem lo...but our faculty pro a bit de...duno is sikong we genius or wat, we jing ran got assignment to submit lagi eh in this week !!!!!

so basically, indirectly n unofficially, we dun hav study week de lo , as u all know, we ppl noh...oh sorry is some of us la...we are loyal n iron-heart supporter of the "last-minute work" club, set for example, the lecturer might gave the topic 3 month ago, we can wait till last last last last last last week, when fire is burning backside le we baru start do de..

to hor, actually i yesterday baru submit 1 assignment nia, from sunday noon start do, till yesterday 1pm finished, then go print n submit at 3 sth haha ! doh lecturer itu no say time ma, save due DATE only, not due TIME, evreyone do till last last last last last minute baru take go submit, as long as b4 5pm office hour ma..

then actually i got 1 more report to submit on thursday n 1 more essay on friday de...tapi balik relax while, slp n dota 1st haha...report is group work,impossible i do alone..then essay cant found relevant references yet...so i online chating n blogging while looking for references lo...multi-task eh me

so last nite nih around 9sth la, my fren wenchun nudge me in msn, i pun kepo go reply him le...manacai i this time noh "bring sh*it up body" (cantonese) he wan ask me help him do his essay...2 page long de essay, topic is OPEC (organization of petroleum exporting countries) wednesday due date, he jing ran do only 1 page haha ! i pun think think think , ok la try help lo coz i typing fast then i read through materials also fast ma...so he came over lo...

then do-do-do till 1pm like tat,all tired d, dota 1st lo...who knows, once start, tak boleh stop d lo...direct play till 5am then go slp haha !!!! gaso today he will ki siao lo do till...me also wan ki siao eh..noon need go library do the group report lui...

tapi morning wake up, blog 1st haha if not hor, alot of my iron-heart fans will disappointed eh no post read...u c le me, duwan multi-task also cannot eh...tension ka si...here wan to type assignment, there open blogger.com type blog, then lagi open msn chatting wif ppl haha !

har.....

today i wan to talk about 1 of my frenssss...he har, people is good la, but the way he talk noh walau eh, even me also tak boleh tahann lo..he is from sibu la...then i know him coz we sama-sama kena drag into this faculty de...he name is *tuuut* hehe...

got once noh my fren n i went out to the kopitiam near near for supper ma...then saw tat fren eh...he brought his motor here...we ma say hi wif him lo, one of us asked "eh come find thing eat ar" (common communication pattern, is like u saw ppl pushing trolley in super u ask come buy thing ar) then u know wat *tuuut* answer? he said " 没...有...啦，supper 而已啦" we all stunned, fikir-ing "eh supper n eat thing wat different"

then got once pulok, when i tengah makan at canteen, saw him walking out, with bags n laptop, i asked " wei going library ar so kuk lat ar" he said " no...la....i going find book for assignment only" i laugh till wan fall from chair eh, padahal he very serious ask me back "wat so funny" !!!!

walau eh he memang pro lo...answering ppl wan round 3 round at roundabout 1st let u sikong u guess wrong 1st... my fren wenchun, the homecoming king at the stupid BioGala Nite lagi teruk ,tiok wif him till beh chut sia...

story begin like this...in a very nice n peaceful nite, wenchun came to my apartment to do assignment lo, since my room not tat big enough so we did it in the living room la, bigger space ma n cooler ma...do, do then we saw *tuuut* came in eh..we ma say hi to him lo then he asked me if my "kupik hsemate" at room onot got kangtao wan find him..

then i rmb b4 i baru saw "kupik hsemate" went out ma..so i ma told *tuuut* he tarak lo...*tuuut* direct turn head wan go le lo, then wenchun open mouth le *wei, so long never c u, chat a while cannot izzit" then my fren ah *tuuut* pun paling balik said "ok la wat u wan chat about nih"

actually wenchun just wan say hi wif him ask u looking for my hsemate for wat nia, i ma asked lo "y u wan find my hsemate to ask computer de thing ar" (for ur information, my hsemate last time work in pc shop de so he quite pro wif pc"

then *tuuut* pun said " no....la...wan ask him sth bout my laptop only la..." pah finished reply, he direct turn head wan walk go le...wenchun pun kaope le " wei i said talk a while u really talk A WHILE nuh!!!!"

u know how "tuuut* reply ma?
" U SAID A WHILE DE MA, NOW A WHILE D LO"

wrong number

this noon, i received 1 call, he asked in cantonese "wei who r u" then i never saw the number n i got no fren will speak cantonese to me de ma...so i ma asked back in cantonese " u wan find who" he ask again "who r u" then i repeat mine again, till 4th times, he baru said " u called to me so i call u back la" then i just "ooh...then wrong number la mayb..k sorry" then he baru "oh ok ok"
then i check de call list, b4 tat i called my fren nia but number is 016xxxxx13, the ppl called me was 016xxxxx10 so i pun pelik le...mayb jump number la haha...

very funny also de sometimes u received wrong call..got once nih, 1 english speaking female called me wan speak to mrs. A i said wrong number lo she politely apologized lo..then 1 minute later call pulok i said wrong number la..she asked "is this 012xxxxxx1" i replied "ya correct" "but u said wrong number" i replied "ya correct also" she stunned said "ooohh ok ok sorry" haha nakal eh gaso she hin jugok...

then once lagi teruk...i cant even recognize male or female caller, wan find Ah Beng (example) i said i not ah beng..then ma apologized n end call lo...few minutes later call again i said i not the person u wan to find, wrong number liao "then tat ppl jing ran said " y u duwan talk to me,u know u r ah beng, y u duwan admit?" i listen till hin i explained to him " sorry la i not ah beng la ok u wrong number la"
pulok keep said "y u duwan admit y y y y........." i beh tahan direct end call haha ! then call lagi i no tiao so much direct reject call...

do me hin nia i'm raulito ma y die die wan i admit im ah beng..haha...but then i most dunlike is malay female lo..once u tell her "salah number" she direct "tut" ..not even a simple apologized eh...not i racism la..but real eh..so far la, guys all got say sorry, even chinese also say sorry...tor si malay nia teruk ka si haha...i now learn tiok le, i direct tut after i said "salah number" dun let them got chance to tut me haha !

some extraordinary actions while slping

u c, sleeping can consider one of the best thing in the world, but then when something extraordinary and unexpected happen while sleeping, its more fun ! of coz happen on others not urself la k !

1st and foremost, i got 1 fren la hor, (due to privacy i no tell his name) he sing very well, somemore can imitate andy lau lui eh, very man de gong..but when he slp noh..wah all the man-ness gone in 60 seconds...andy lau is 刘德华，this guy is 流口水...kao lat eh him, slp 10 times got 9 times sure de pillow will habis liao wet de lo...we gaso his saliva de machienry rosak eh or mayb long no put lubricant due to the fuel hike...

then 2nd nih slping de time make dream, dream tiok kaki become superhero or mayb fighting or war-ing...u will heard "go go go, 冲啊" or watever la...those very alert wif noise de ppl sure will tiok kejut wake de lo suddenly got ppl shout like tat esp roommate!

next is when slping de time, most stupid tor si got ppl phone come, u know u pick the call n u know u answering the call, but the words u speak out is totally 0% no sesek wif wat the opposite party talk bout! dunno u ppl experienced it b4 ma, i seriously do haha ! he/she will like keep laugh laugh then answer u pelik pelik answer, u ask him "u jiak ba bui", u can get answer like " i haven finish de assigment la, tmr will finish la dun worry" or mayb "got eh i photostat d the notes" something like tat...

if ur room got mosquito, lagi sedak, when roommate slp d u still awake, suddenly heard "pak" sure terkejut till heart also jump out...one can automatically piak the annoying mosquito in unconscious mind eh..when u tell him/her "eh pro le u last nite u piak de mosquito so tepat" u'lll get "har yameh u dreaming izzit i where got piak mosquito"

itu la some of the experiences that i had !!!

sing K

recently noh dunno y we ppl noh, minat tiok sing K eh...whenever got wat celebration la festival la holiday la hampalang ajok go sing k...then hor last nite went again lo...las nite no celebration de la actually, sajo tat got 1 fren long no out then we give face lo went out haha...

then hor last time i go do siao nia i wont sing de...take mic sumbat my mouth i also no sing de...but then got once i tiok fren bluff sing eh..coz tat time guys only ma...since then evreytime go sing K they sure ask me sing d lo..maklumlah who m i...Jay not call for fun de eh ....got once out sing wif fren de fren, then i ben lai no sing also then tersing coz all no sound...tat time got 1 gal singing, so i duet wif her lo after finish she said "wah see no out noh ur voice nice also" i ss a while haha althu her 1st sentence in her 1st conversation wif me was "eh i tot u not chinese eh b4 this i saw u in campus"

then last nite ma out lo...tat long no out de fren terkejut eh yuan lai i can sing...i said "no ma last time no out power only" haha...eh hu lui suan me "last time he keep push mic to others, now fight to get mic nih"

eh holer noh, my new album released eh entitled "scorpio"... last but not least, i wan to thank Ciak Po le Tua de TCP for being so whole heartly totally strongly supportive...even myself no buy lui haha she bought doh!

lu jiak ba bui

recently my fren n i de conversation (face to face or phone also same) sure start wif 1. har 怎样？ 2.很好啊 3. lu jiak ba bui ???? 4. wa jiak ba liao 5. 是 har

the 1st n 2nd we learn from penang fren de..then the 3rd n 4th nih from the Money not Enough 2...the 5th 1 learn from klang fren...when he talk to ppl not tat cook, means a bit raw la, he will act very polite, use "是 har" when talking to ppl...but towards us he direct "oh si meh" liketat nia haha...

then we ppl pulok eat full too free eh...like prepaid noneed money 1...song song tor sms ppl "lu jiak ba bui" haha...we spread this virus to our frens until got 1 fren noh really hebat eh...his level higher than us...we guys 1 minute ask only once...he's like" lu jiak ba bui lu jiak ba bui lu jiak ba bui lu jiak ba bui....." keep ask non stop till u beh hu wan answer him haha...till his gf also warned him " eh u ask lagi u noneed eat next time" tiok we laugh till gong eh!!!

today is october last sunday

actually im now assignment-ing de but sien sien come type sth here seng haha c my title also know this i really sien lo such a title also can let me think tiok....few ppl complain my blog seldom put photos, u know la...as a such an ian tao kia, i paise jugok eh wan put my own photo if not necessary..those got my msn n frenster de will know lo how charismatic how lengcai i am deh deh deh...

then noh mostly i blog out de thing noh happen in campus de between our conversation de ma, tokke wan me take camera ask my fren "eh u stand still le i wan take photo put blog nih" impossible de ma rite, so har THATS MEAN my blog words are more than photo lo..sorry la ppl if like this make u pp feel tiok my blog a bit or many very sien...wat to do, i got talent is talk crap only not photo taking haha

yuan lai unimas so die wan face

i came to unimas 1.5 years le...nevre receivced any letter from sch lui...n last week it was the 1st time i received haha ! it's a warning letter for me pasal i balik lewat ! the letter state i found guilty in 10th august 2008 0155am baru back....i also forgot liao lo when was tat n wat happened haha
but i know how they get our name la coz everytime u balik after 12am, got guard jog down ur name de at the main entrance...

the letter said "jika didapati bersalah lagi akan diambil tindakan yg tegas" and another statement is " harap saudara insaf n tidak ulang perbuatan itu serta jadi contoh dan teladan pada pelajar masa akan datang"

wah unimas memang die wan face lo..like this also can nuh...we memang teladan ma study till midnite eh haha ! another die wan face de example is...when convo week noh, unimas will suddenly become very canggih n very generous, last time my campus got wireless but no open de, then convo de time sure open kao kao..

the next day fren told me "eh u dunno meh those stary hostel de..even u wan go the kedai runcit near to unimas also need to take letter from the admin eh..as long outside campus" i was like "wah so serious meh y never heard b4"

then i went faculty check the list of ppl who get letter, haha those bookworm la tak chek kia also kena, bcoz they always stay up late to study, then 11 or 12 like tat hungry ma go supper lo...like this also kena...haha then got 1 victim told me " tat was the 1st time she went out so late at nite coz going for supper also direct kena....buy horse ticket so long also never kena haha"

they like this make us midnite hav to eat maggie nia lo, no longer u'll c unimas ppl all botak 1 haha...

seaweed

wah just now went buy seaweed, saw got 1 new packing i never buy de so i buy lo RM8...back room cannot wait le direct open testing 1 2 3...manacai walau eh only 2 slice nia...si bo si seaweed also wan pupus d eh how come more n more n more expensive d..last time i rmb 5 slices de in 1 small packet sell only RM0.20 now althu masih lagi RM0.20 tapi only 3 nia some only 2 lagi teruk !

i this life most siao gaso got 2...1 is raul, another is seaweed....basically can say anything to do wif seaweed i tor like la..seaweed cracker la seaweed mee la seaweed kuih-muih la...watever always got seaweed is ok for me...the california rolls also i like coz got 1 big slice of seaweed as wrapper haha !

i can finish 1 whole big packet in a single day eh whenever i lost ctrl de time...then noh i very dare to take risk de...always buy diff brand diff flavour de..NOWSADAY (learn from shaz de blog) got wasabi la redhotchillipepper la curry la spicy la tomyam la watevfer flavour...every flavour i tried b4 tapi still ori de most nice...

then noh after i eat so many years de seaweed, i still prefer got 1 jepun brand, last time my uncle from taiwan bought for us...then coz he long long back once ma sometimes only once a year...so will brought 2 pack lo sometimes for us...then my sis,bro n i all very sukak to eat de ma..

tat time small lagi dunno ctrl de so mom help ctrl lo..she hide the seaweed dunno in which hole la then everyday give each of us two small pack nia total got 10 slices...since the seaweed so precious we always eat very very very slow de..once i mecok cry ask mom y hide the seaweed, she told me if u cepat cepat finish all then hav to wait uncle back till u neck long eh...i think think correct also after tat no ask anymore wait for mom give only haha...

but then small kid tor si small kid, vrey kuai lan ma, beh tahan liao mouth itchy go find lo...whole hse g kena i dig till found the seaweed haha ! then mom change place pulok i dig pulok, tat time i hebat-er than CSI lagi eh...until mom "bo huat tor" wif me haha...then when grow older bit know ctrl pulok mom put on table i kaki ctrl no eat fast fast liao haha..

after tat sis went KL study ma...then sometimes we will go KL lo...then got once i terfound tat brand at Giant Hypermart, lalu sapu 5 pack..tat time 1 pack RM16 eh (the most expensive seaweed i ever eat,till now still no.1) but i no care the price de...after i paid dad baru saw me..he scolded me " eh u wan go open stall at roadside sell seaweed izzit" haha i told him bo pien KB find no eh this brand. but now cant find it in GIANT anymore eh...sometimes Carrefour got lo..my bro now automatic will buy when he saw coz he also like haha..sometimes when i going back, i will pesan him to buy few more pack haha !

then after tat i everytime asked whoever go KL de help me buy liao le..got extra stock at home also good ma noneed ki siao when finish...then form4 tat year, i went taiwan ma...purposely go supermarket find eh tat seaweed haha then managed to brough 2 balik malaysia, y only two?? pasal that were the last two pack haha !

my fren memang say i seaweed face doh, for those long no c me n only know i seaweed king de ppl, next time when u saw me, u c if i got seaweed face onot deh...rmb nuh

this is the legendary seaweed that i love the most ! next time whoever found this seaweed rmb buy for me nuh thx alot~

post-presentation

wah tat scary enough de presentation finished liao ! luckily our group managed to survive..tlot of group hav to do again as instructed by the lecturer...althu our last second work but still not tat bad enough haha...hanks to one of our member, we gaso lecturer minat him...mayb they played eyes b4 the presentation start haha !
yeserday after presentation n everything back to room around 4 like tat..after dota 1 set i think around 6pm start slp like ghost till dinner also accidentally skipped haha ! but i wake up at almost 2am like tat in the morning its just no internet so i cant online..

yesterday my roommate went out with his coursemate for someone bday..then this morning when we both ready to go to class, he told me a story its bout my hsemate (tat kupik guy, but recently he improved a lot so i already cut down my 'enemy-ness' wif him) haha ! roommate told me they went for drinks ma after dinner..then all those 'tak chek kia' lai de..althu not typically book-worm la..then they ordered 4 cans of Heineken for fun la...

then roommate said dunno iziit wan act hero or wat, hsemate drink half glass go directly..then talk drink talk drink like tat la..gaso he drank only 2 glass or mayb 3 class la..then start talk gong gong liao n laugh alone there...haha ! then back the time lagi funny, he aid cannot drive, so my roommate hav to drive lo...back de time 11 sth nia...roommate said around 12 sth tat hsemate masih can come to my room n told him "i no mabuk la" haha ! of coz i dunno la coz i still slp like eathquake i also dunno...

he very lucky eh..if he went out wif us, we sure pui him enough-enough till he dancing like there's no tmr haha !

hello, hola, bonjour.

hello to everyone that read my blog. thanks for the support. i don't care where are you from, who are you, do i know you. as long as you found my blog, you are welcome.
sometimes i wonder those from abroad do they really understand what i'm writing

although you might get confuse when you read about my blog because i use local slang and local language a lots. but i hope you get fun here..
by the way Bienvenida means welcome in spanish...

thank you.gracias.merci

good morning, just wan release bomb

good morning to ppl, now de time is 5.59a.m n i just back to my room n online n open firefox n go to my blog n typing this post...if i lagi no slp tor si whole nite no slp d lo...wan know y? stupid presentation lo for later 2 hours later de lo...haih...ppl use 3 month to complete this task, i use only 1 nite to do...me myself also dunno good or bad eh ! but from this assignment i revise wat Ms.Chew Fei Yan taught me, n remind me of my mom's word..tat is "dun judge ppl from cover" or simplify it as "dun jrecognise ppl from their skin" for example me la, skin black but im not malay nor bumi..i'm typical traditional chinese wif small small de eye like jay n nakarta haha !

ok let's listen to the story....so har the assignment har i samo group wif charcoal lim (i mentioned b4 in the post entitled "kawan-kawan di sarawak") n another senior...he is repeater for the course..so charcoal n i sikong we found saviour d lo coz this paper ialah killer paper...then hor,we got 2 group assignment to do la..1st noh, article review nia so quite easy la n consider smooth smooth finish la...

then here come 2nd assignment, we are required to conduct a mini research project la..then hor we baru know his "real face under his fox skin" haha ! we sikong he senior somemore repeater mayb got experience on how to counter this stingy lecturer de attack, manacai i gaso he depend on us more eh...doh la last minute work doh (we start 2 week ago while ppl start 4 month ago for the preparation) pah he still "no smell no ask" like tat..until always wan meeting n discussion noh i sms de..i become operator n intepreter n communicator...

this nvm lui, gaso ask meet 10 times got 9 times he cannot 1..then he will said "nvm la anything u sms me n let me know, then if anything i sms to u too" so the other day we need to submit research objective lo...my faculty pulok PRO a bit de wan special a bit...objective wan more than 3 baru sedak 1..so i ma sms senior to contribute some ideas lo...manacai 5 minutes later he smsed come ONLY ONE objective...haih..

patuh noh last saturday charcoal n I went out to do interview n survey at roadside just like those market surveyer did la...then he was given another task, then i ma called him lo he said he will do it next day (sunday) so i was like "ok la still can ma fanzhen i also not so fast settle mine"

then after sunday 1159p.m over doh, he belum lagi contact me nuh..then till yesterday morning (tuesday,one day b4 presentation) he smsed me pagi-pagi ask me if im free to join him for his survey !!!! walau yuan lai he belum done any eh !

i was like "die liao lo dunno he do till wat time, then need key in data into a very specialn complicated n susah n complex n gila-gila de prog lui, then hav to do slideshow lui typing lui go library find references lui analyze data lui, this time no siao also will ki siao"

then i tulan liao, act like "nvm la wan die together die la i repeat once nia u repeat twice or third i dunno la" haha...until gaso 5pm like tat, my frensss (another group same virus wif me,last min work) doing n rushing n asked me "eh hows urs" i baru smsed my member..he said shud be back at 7pm like tat..so i said go library meet la on 8pm..

then ma go lo...then ma asked him help find books n do the typing lo..then we provided him my another fren (tak chek kia) de presentation la...then i do the data key-in n analysing lo wif charcoal...manacai b4 library tutup pintu he finished doh n pass to me n cabut lari home...then bcoz my part belum siap so i cont at charcoal's room...

till then baru we realized he just copy paste my fren's de slide nia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we direct ki siao liao n direct tukar tukar edit edit all slides...gaso the whole nite i scold rude words more than 500 times doh !!!! half type half scold haha !

tat y la do till morning baru boleh balik own room n online n open blog n type tis post...now 618a.m. liao...wah took me 19 minutes to complete this post nuh...1st time type so long ....luckily my typing speed is fast ka be si..if let my fren type gaso type will 11am i finish my presentation he belum type till HERE lagi eh...

oops.. now 6.19 pulok haha bye bye

fast n furios

wah this 2 week will be very bz week..2 essay 2 assignment to submit..then got 1 presentation on wednesday lui, which mean tmr la, tapi haven start lui haha ! thursday submit essay pulok, find the name of political analyst also headache doh...somemore wan find wat they wrote or talked !

but hor, acutally both essay n presentation given gaso 2 month ago la haha ! u know la we ppl , no last minute also wont do de...we might collect data n info, but we wont immediately complete it out de wahaha, till last week, critical time doh all baru start jump here there keep ask "eh how how when to do wat to do" tapi after ask also same la no do jugok !

last nite 2 coursemate came my apartment, said nia wan discuss for the presentation n start preparing slideshow..manacai i doing my essay in my room then they were in living room sing song somemore compose song haha "kao lat lo" no wonder even my roommate also said " sabik la u ppl always cannot finish assignment earlier de" haha my roommate memang very understand me..

anyway, my essay can be complete in time de...tat presentation nia lo...pasal group work, then all member like sai4 no tiao no care de...haha so i gaso in the end is u hug me i hug u we together jump go die lo haha !

happy birthday to sharon

so yesterday la 20th october or 12 hours 37 mins ago la...actually hor, seriously la hor, it was sharon ong hway may de bday..ben lai i also duwan do such 'old mud' de thing de, purposely post a post for her, but nvm i sajo song song coz too boring (althu tengoh multitasking for 2 assignment)..

happy bday to sharon la...sorry le i memang hardly rmb who bday on wat day de eh..i only know 27th June is someone's nia haha !!!!! but last nite i gaso-gaso a bit so i go ask her lo "eh izzit today ur bday" haha i pro eh go ask ppl like this...she pulok kuai lan deny...

then i go kong ferng wif her sis haha ! after she admit jugok la...i ben lai duwan wish de doh wan act dunno doh, but think come think go cannot also..she means alot to me eh...she appears to be very contributive in my boring n dull n sien n full of darkness and stressful n challenging de jungle life...always when i boring or when i cant slp de time, tor si find her kacau liao...her biggest contribution tor si let me kacau haha !

aiks ! duwan talk to much on u dok wait ppl sikong i turnin to u after L.Dizon n J.Alba get married..
anyway Happy Belated Birthday la si sharon

the world is so dark

walau eh last week was sweet n sour....the sweet thing was Real Madrid, the team i koya most, won the derby match against Atletico Madrid..although just a narrow win but nvm la asal got win, better than no win ma deh deh...same like exam, too too hor pass better than 5% lagi to pass haha !

then the sour the news ialah Leah Dizon (as shown in the pic below) also get married liao..somemore pregnant also ! haih..i so upset so sad so pity so nyanyo !!!!!
how come the world so dark..before this J.alba also like this...married to Cash Warren n pregnant jugok...y the world so evil?? tmr no more hope d lo...i sikong i got chance de, sajo i belum meet tiok them ma haha !!!!!

looks like i have to find gf from UNIMAS liao lo..since my top 2 target already married...haih the world is so dark !

Jessica Alba

Leah Dizon

anyway wish them happy ever after la...althu "love one marry, husband not me" but i very big square de..i still will congrat them n wish them live a happy life hehe !

some words

first and foremost i wan to apologize to all of you that put a lot of attention on this blog, sorry for making u ppl waiting n waiting n waiting n waiting n waiting n then yet another waiting n waiting n waitng for new post...

thank you for being so supportive n so loyal n so iron-heart n so die-heart n so whole-heart to my blog..i am so touched until wan drop tears but luckily i haven...

only know i know my blog plays such an important roles in so many people's life...walau eh i beh tahan type proper english liao...sorry ppl i half way give up haha !

so i deeply sorry n regret bout the long lost no update de thing la..coz as u ppl know im currently living in the jungle wif some orang utan and hornbills...so har when there's a king kong fight then my conection will be interupted, coz har u watch king kong b4 ma? the king kong will sedak sedak climb up highest de place n zhor sak there eh...then here in my U most high de building tor si the wire tiang ma....once king kong ki siao n crashed the tiang ma lost signal to wireless lo then i ma cant online update lo...

very nyanyo eh 2 week no update nia tiok so many ppl scolded...tan chia liang la even ahchik la also come kaope doh...sabik now can update i fast fast fast fast fast post few story seng...in case i forget wait cannot online again tiok kaope again hha...

at last i wan to ask u ppl LU CIAK Ba BUI???

call me ian tao kia again

dunno y lo, after tiok my fren say ian tao, came back sarawak tat day went sing K, tiok praised sing well pulok somemore from a gal lui...althu her 1st conversation wif me start wif "eh i never know u r chinese eh b4 this !!" hocai i kuanxi kuanxi doh haha pasal she same hostel wif me de...always saw me around de...tat means i very successful eh saw me so many times still sikong i not chinese haha !

then we sing lo...secara randomly i duet wif her sikit...pasal whole nite i no open mouth ma then too hor tat song my fren all mabuk d push mic to me so i ma open gold mouth lo..manacai tiok praise lalu..she sing well jugok de...haih..tat y lo, ppl call me jay not sajo-sajo de haha!!!!

on the other day

on the other day, i ter-chat wif sharon then dunno y ter-mentioned seaweed...she said i last time same class wif her de time very kupik de..always ask her to help buy seaweed pasal got pengawas check pocket at canteen dun let me seludup food back class steal eat de...then i always ask her to help me seludup coz gal's pocket bigger...then at class i always makan all in a secelik mata de time..never offer her a bit since she so risk her life to bring back for me haha !

then after tat i terthink tiok 1 very nakal de story...f6 de time, we all kuai lan ma...like to be rebellion, then got once someone steal makan di kelas tiok catch eh.so kena fined RM5 lo..then tat someone said no money tmr just pay...then i tor volunteered myself said " eh wan kenak onot? i go home take 1 cent de syilling for a total RM5 n pay de fine ! " then all rise hand rise leg bersetuju, so i go back dig le...maklumlah dad open shop do biz more than 20yrs doh..tat syiling more than ur hair lui...

so next morning i ma bring the whole packet of 1 cent go sch lo....mai siao heavy ka si eh ! then recess de time pengawas ma come kutip hutang lo...then tat someone tor punggah out de RM 5....tat pengawas terkejut till eye bigger than 50cent de coin haha ! but then ambil jugok, coz we said "y 1cent also money ma u duwan take ma suak lo nvm"

manacai tat someone de elder bro also pengawas somemore got post de if not mistaken...n whole sch know he is tat someone de bro....if not mistaken beh hu half an hour lui, tat someone tiok bro scold lalu n ask go home or wat doh i forgot haha...as long as i rmb was tiok screwed kao kao lo haha somemore baclik rumah tiok mom screwed de!

i a bit guilty also de tat time coz tat was my idea...but then when think back beh tahan wan laugh jugok

puppies

hello ppl sorry deh long time no c me..i know u ppl very miss me...thank you very much for ur support...

u c the photo on the left??? tat's one of the latest puppy in my hse...got 4 puppies all together...3 black and 1 black+white... last last week when i back for rayo, they still haven open eye de...baru born de 1 week nia i gaso..then very cute eh haha ! puppies belum open eye then keep crawl here there like worm eh...then bro n i called them pui tang (fat worm)...pasal fat fat like tat then crawl here there


c this? tat's the black+ white puppy..he dun look like puppy at all..look like the cow, nuh tat fernleaf butter advertisement tat new zealang milk cow !
this most luan liao....beh hu a while nia start yell here there shout for hungry..until next door also can heard eh...kao lat..but most active also this ekor lo...

puppies very nakal eh..when they hungry n found no their mom noh..they can crawl here there then noh found wat tor suck wat eh...got once we saw one of the puppies noh direct tekan on another puppy n suck its ear haha...sikong tat is milk head eh...until the ear all wet..

but then after i back for 1 week....mom told me a good news n a sad news...good is puppies start open eye after 2 or 3 days i back sarawak...bad news is 2 black worm n this milk cow tiok my own big dog bite die !!!!!! i heard liao damn sad....haih....tat dog so old d 3 yrs old d still wan jealous scare puppies take all attention go..so she jump over wall to bite die...luckily got 1 hide somewhere else justy can escape from the death !!!! wat a tragedy @ ~!

last nite...

last nite i went for dinner at grand riverview wif mom for somebody's wedding...then after tat went yamcha wif jiang them....went to mamak spicy, walau eh kana whole kealntan malay also came eh...mayb rayo they malas wan cook, all rush out find food haha...whole shop only we 1 table nia chinese...luckily later got another table come accom us haha ! yamcha session u know la talk gong gong de time....

patuh after tat i cont 2nd round pulok...went to a new place opposite ah how kolomee...fren's fren's shop...minum de place...non-halal de...then ma duduk minum lo..patuh boss came, we kai siao sendiri then start chat

boss : eh fong wan work here onot?
fong : har, i still study la
boss : nvm eh after sch at nite come la
fong : wah cannot pulok i far gong sarawak
boss : oh...if holiday can come also la then
fong : apasal wan ajok me work??
boss : no la pasal i c u ian tao kia, here many gals pong chan de if u work here sure can bagus !
fong : haha mai siao mai siao
boss : no eh really de if u interested just come find me !

wah go drink nia also can get tiok job haha..but most important is tiok ppl say i ian tao kia haha ! then he asked me pulok if im japanese !!!!!!!!!!! i hiam hiam told him tat he is the only 1st said i look like japanese..then he told us a joke bout himself....

" last time i raised up in kampung-kampung place ma..patuh go kopitiam sokmo,those malay pakcik-pakcik pun familiar wif me doh...till got once, one of the kepo malays asked me "eh lung (name), demo nih melayu kor cino?" patuh i answered "sebenar-nya gini, pok kawe cino....." then malay interupt wif sikong clever de slang "patuk la ado gayo cino sikit,mesti mok demo melayu" "gini....mok kawe pun CINO jugok" the malay stunned n kaope "nate demo jange bual dok,oyak betul nih" "hor la,betul la tuh,aku cino nih" then tat malay kaope till suak pasal he dun trust haha"

fren n i heard le also beh tahan laugh till gong...good idea also eh last time if ppl ask me if i'm siam or malay gak i play like this doh...let them sikong they guess tiok then baru stun them haha...tapi that boss nice guy jugok...we chat chat then tipu him open 1 free botol for us he really go open haha...

then fren n i pakat wan tui another fren...he pulok tian beng...asked him ok lui ma he keep "OK LAGI WA BO ZUI WA BO ZUI BO ZUI" haha...then we tor kuai lan liao le...keep tui him...he pun wan do hero..at last uek like bomba open paip rescue fire tat type.....or mayb u can imagine as when u stomachache masuk toilet once open pant then direct waterfall like tat haha !!!!

pelik-pelik de food

come come lets talk bout food,not normal food la but pelik de food...secara personally i only eaten 2 kind of pelik food only la...1st tor si python..or ular sawa in bahasa or we call it as 蟒蛇 in chinese..its one kind of snake la where eat ppl noneed bite bite like tiger de..they lalu telan u alive-alive...u c le the photo mouth open bigger than aaron's body lui...last june lo when i balik kampung de time...got one fren of mine ajok go gathering, at another fren de hse..is like kampung-kampung de hse chinese la of course...then drink tuak n eat lo..
then suddenly the host tooke out 2 plate of dishes, told us is water chicken haha..i c shape also know not water chicken le...then got 1 fren dunno go eat lo,eat eat feel pelik then ask wat meat is tat..host baru said 'PYTHON' tat fren terkejut haha... but the meat not bad la..very elastic eh.. bite till ur gigi drop also belum putus tat type...tapi if u makan wif alcohol tor nice lo...

this is the 2nd fiid i wan kai siao..the name itu is crocodile...or maly ppl call it as buaya...i last time ate at kelantan...meat nih like fish lo sajo bones alot la....dunno also mayb tat tauke simply bual us said is crocodile meat...
then tat day i cht wif my ex-roommate he is an iban..then i told him i ate crocodile b4..he said "u bettter dun go play at river wait tiok crocodile eat eh he can smell u nuh coz u ate his gang b4" haha tat is their kepercayaan..i heard le also scared.hocai i dunno swim n i dunlike swim ~!!!

his meat smooth like fish lo..just a lot bones la

today is rayo de 2nd day

pelik...hasu kota bharu become perak de district go...

last nite got 1 fren called me...she missed her flight from kl-kb haha...i ben lai laughing de..tapi i heard tiok she crying then i pun paise wan laugh doh...yuan lai she scare tiok parent scold till hse also flood tat y ter-kan cheong n cried...then ask me to help c today flight wat time wat price...then i said noon n morning also got...i sugget noon so tat she wont miss again haha but she said wait noon flight then morning till noon will tiok parent bomb till die also... but for me same jugok if morning flight back le also eat bomb...haha..then wan ask me pick her up from airport lui pasal scare belum step in hse tiok parent scold til die in car !!!!!! i was thinking got so scary ma bt i not dare to laugh haha pasal i can sense tiok she really dalam ketakutan yang amat-teramat-amat...yuan lai this time not 1st time she missed flight eh haha..then after i asked,she said parent bought for le ticket noon de then said mostly will kena eat bomb in car...i gaso reach home safety lo pasal no call me to pick her up nuh haha...

flight de thing really canot play play de..last time got 1 fren after sem break wan back sarawak for new sem ma.,then hiao lo go stay another fren hse...at last missed flight kena pay 300++ for another ticket haha! doh la KL-sarawak expensive ka si de...airasia also cruel ka si...sarawak ppl memang rich la but we these from peninsula de where rich..hav to follow pay so expensive de ticket...pergi balik sekali bakar 300 minimum...give study loan pulok half pay fee le...left de money if buyt ticket lagi finish liao lo...government shud clever a bit ma...go till sarawak sabah far far de shud give extra eh...

h o l a

today is hari rayo..so i wish those wont tiok ISA de ppl selamat hari rayo la...makan ketupat de time dun tiok choked haha! today still de same lo ping ping piang piang there..luan ka be si...wan slp also cannot..tapi bo pien we report pun useless...if kaope lagi eh mayb said "rayo nok celebrate pun tok leh koh" haha

my bro came back today haha..grandpa so happy coz i back bro also back..u know la old ppl tor si most happy le saw their grandchildren....hocai we pakat din tell grandpa that we will back eh if not he will tor "tak boleh duduk diam diam le" keep look at clock n ask wat time just will arrive...if let him know wat time we left, he lagi 'kan cheong' will keep counting the times then walk in walk out haha...like last time he wait for us to go back to taiping de time also same...

1 more thing mom not dare tell tor si grandpa very nakal de eh will ask alots haha...he very concern bout his grandchildren de 'love life' ...sokmo ask my mom i got gf liao ma..(since sis married n bro got gf so he now only concentrate on me!) then if i reached home nih..he will steal steal ask mom when i not around he will ask " ah hong alone back ar no bring "fren" bak meh or he dun hav lagi" haha..u all know liao la my grandpa's de "fren" means wat....doh those old liao de grandchildren all got 'fren' le...my cousin bro cousin sis all got le...only me nia he never heard any news..so he very concern haha !

tapi bo pien la my granpa's grandson me no ppl wan de...at sarawak pulok althu many lenglui. tapi many lengcai from west malaysia tiok buang there also...so Q up take turn also not my turn la haha