last nite i went for dinner at grand riverview wif mom for somebody's wedding...then after tat went yamcha wif jiang them....went to mamak spicy, walau eh kana whole kealntan malay also came eh...mayb rayo they malas wan cook, all rush out find food haha...whole shop only we 1 table nia chinese...luckily later got another table come accom us haha ! yamcha session u know la talk gong gong de time....
patuh after tat i cont 2nd round pulok...went to a new place opposite ah how kolomee...fren's fren's shop...minum de place...non-halal de...then ma duduk minum lo..patuh boss came, we kai siao sendiri then start chat
boss : eh fong wan work here onot?
fong : har, i still study la
boss : nvm eh after sch at nite come la
fong : wah cannot pulok i far gong sarawak
boss : oh...if holiday can come also la then
fong : apasal wan ajok me work??
boss : no la pasal i c u ian tao kia, here many gals pong chan de if u work here sure can bagus !
fong : haha mai siao mai siao
boss : no eh really de if u interested just come find me !
wah go drink nia also can get tiok job haha..but most important is tiok ppl say i ian tao kia haha ! then he asked me pulok if im japanese !!!!!!!!!!! i hiam hiam told him tat he is the only 1st said i look like japanese..then he told us a joke bout himself....
" last time i raised up in kampung-kampung place ma..patuh go kopitiam sokmo,those malay pakcik-pakcik pun familiar wif me doh...till got once, one of the kepo malays asked me "eh lung (name), demo nih melayu kor cino?" patuh i answered "sebenar-nya gini, pok kawe cino....." then malay interupt wif sikong clever de slang "patuk la ado gayo cino sikit,mesti mok demo melayu" "gini....mok kawe pun CINO jugok" the malay stunned n kaope "nate demo jange bual dok,oyak betul nih" "hor la,betul la tuh,aku cino nih" then tat malay kaope till suak pasal he dun trust haha"
fren n i heard le also beh tahan laugh till gong...good idea also eh last time if ppl ask me if i'm siam or malay gak i play like this doh...let them sikong they guess tiok then baru stun them haha...tapi that boss nice guy jugok...we chat chat then tipu him open 1 free botol for us he really go open haha...
then fren n i pakat wan tui another fren...he pulok tian beng...asked him ok lui ma he keep "OK LAGI WA BO ZUI WA BO ZUI BO ZUI" haha...then we tor kuai lan liao le...keep tui him...he pun wan do hero..at last uek like bomba open paip rescue fire tat type.....or mayb u can imagine as when u stomachache masuk toilet once open pant then direct waterfall like tat haha !!!!
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ok 'ian tao kia'.
i think the conversation is funny.
oh like this la ppl said i ian tao u think it's funny la...fine lo...
u r lucky enuff u know.
i wish ppl ask me whether am jap.
or mayb korean altho am livin at where most koreans are.
rather than 'chinan'!
halo 中国小妹 mind to tell me who r u?
he will tot i'm jap just because the lighting effect eh haha i'm so dark which is totally 0% looks alike jap...n he was kinda drunk
knock knock.
guess who.
i gaso sek-sek with de "knock-knock"...but then i cant recall who la...give le bit hint bit tip bit clue
ok. the hint is :
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
more knocks 2 u.
so tat u can 'recall'
so whis this lil gal?
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