tmr is rayo, tonite those malay ki siao le...since buka puasa lagi start put fireworks...luan ka be si...till now 2 hours plus doh still not yet stop...kejutkan my dogs nia....this tor si malay de hak keistimewaan lo...if chinese put kacang putih nia also go report police come catch go eat curry rice le...malay bomb here bomb there also no tiao...then next day come out newspaper pulok this hand burned tat eye setok then another skin tiok burn till "chao ta"...nvm la malay the biggest race ma..die wont finish de...haha !!!
ISA also,made by malay, n apply on other races...chinese or indian or iban or kadazan or melanau or watever races la say tiok 1 words nia they feel tiok they kena insulted direct ISA catch u go eat white rice...malay say till sedak saliva whole table hair also stand up also wont kena tangkap..haih...also dunno isa is for keselamatan dalam negeri or keselamatan orang melayu !!!!!
30 September 2008
28 September 2008
call me raulito
i found tiok my fren very sien lo..i purposely put my msn nick "call me raulito" manacai after so long, got only small cat 2 3 ekor come msn wif me !!!!!!!!! haih..i hint-ing till so clear d manacai still sien ka be si always ciak kaki talk kaki !!!!
commercial n hse made de different
just now i ate 1 small cup of bird nest, took back from the 校友会 dinner de heard tat they sponsor 3kg of birdnest to 回馈大家....so my dad n mom went ma got 2 cup lo..then noh...walau eh...i 1st open de cup cover, tor saw a FEW bird furs floating there, swimming there n diving there..mayb snorkeling also got !!!!!
walau eh the furs is like more than my leg fur eh haha !!! then my dad sid "aih 这就是商业化 de outcome... haha then i also agree lo if u let ppl contract de, they simply come de asal no BIG LONG (as orang utan de hair)de fur then tor means enough clean le...i know de diff coz last time got cousin gave mom b4...i got chance to cium abit the taste haha !
then b4 dad n i ate that small cup of bird nest, we hav to 'work b4 enjoy' take the small small penyepit n pick up some of those BIG de small fur...after few kali, lazy doh direct close eye kulut kulut habis all !!!! then dad said "walau eh where can buy if outside sell de all like this" u know wat i said?
"good bah, buy bird nest free bird fur, very 值得 wo"
walau eh the furs is like more than my leg fur eh haha !!! then my dad sid "aih 这就是商业化 de outcome... haha then i also agree lo if u let ppl contract de, they simply come de asal no BIG LONG (as orang utan de hair)de fur then tor means enough clean le...i know de diff coz last time got cousin gave mom b4...i got chance to cium abit the taste haha !
then b4 dad n i ate that small cup of bird nest, we hav to 'work b4 enjoy' take the small small penyepit n pick up some of those BIG de small fur...after few kali, lazy doh direct close eye kulut kulut habis all !!!! then dad said "walau eh where can buy if outside sell de all like this" u know wat i said?
"good bah, buy bird nest free bird fur, very 值得 wo"
tiok ppl complain n i complain ppl
my sis complain my blog running too fast eh how u ppl think le? mayb i gaso tiok too many bodoh bodoh de thing happen le so i beh tahan or mayb hand itchy eh but duwan scratch pulok later injured out blood i scare pain eh !
hmm...i gaso tiok noh i nowadays more come more kuai lan eh...baru just now noh...sunday evening 6sth la..i followed dad go deliver some stocks lo pasal i nowadays go shop help dad, worker cuti rayo like me..but diff de place is i celebrate my rayo wif working haha...doh dad alone n 1 more worker eh..wait they do till hand pain leg pain body pain muscle pain...tat worker i ok lui but own dad ma..tokke can help duwan go rite??? si bo si feel tiok i very good boy le haha dun fall on me nuh nuh nuh...eh sorry i terpesong again! this is my common mistake doh, so...........
coming back, when i followed dad go work de time nih..coz driver no come so dad drive la...drive small van lo..not lorry la..then ma parking in parking lot lo...then ma start to punggah punggah lo..patuh sebelah my van tor got 1 car la..(paise i suddenly forgot is kelisa or kancil haha) then pasal my van memang fat a bit than normal car de ma...then pulok tat car sengek a bit parking close to our side..so when our van de passenger seat wan open do down also susoh a bit but we pro de can out jugok...
then the owner go shopping lo buy those kuih muih la kek la water la watever la..to buka puasa ma..then when she back ma told me cannot out lo...tat time my dad go punggah punggah doh..so i ma said wait while....patuh when dad came down she asked me again., so i ma told my dad to move a bit bit bit lo,my dad also hin hasu cannot go in,even my malay worker also pelik..pulok we not "shaolin kungfu" can direct tolak tolak with palm..so dad ma start engine remove lo...while dad going inside van i 'gocoh' with her haha !
me : boleh keh, sak ni kito tubek kok passenger seat jugok..tokke tok leh masuk?
38 : kalu boleh,tok mintok tolong doh....
me : (start kuai lan) doh parking sengek sikit (no rise up my voice lui nuh)
38 : 9kaope-ing de voice)eh sak ni ado kereta eh sebelah,tuh van demo pun tak dalam petok...
me : guano tak dok, tengoh tengoh lagi eh ...
38 : !@#$#@!@#$ (not scold rude words la..is i tak dengar le haha)
then dad reverse le n she walk towards her car...suddenly i gaso-gaso i terheard she scold "kurang ajar" eh...but i not sure la..but i also no care le la..pasal tat time dad reverse le ma if i kecek lagi dad sure can heard de eh wait tiok dad complain i duwan lo haha but if i memang sure i heard, i sure say " oh tak apo, kito kurang sikit-sikit ya, demo tarak langsung! " i gaso tat time she lalu take baru beli de kuih muih throw me doh haha !
mayb i read too much newspaper doh nowadays a bit more n more tulan malays haha so just now got chance to 发泄 tor fully utilise it haha !
p/s : dun read too much newspaper esp tose chinese n malay de discrimination de issue, wait u also suddenly ki siao like me go kaope ppl haha !
hmm...i gaso tiok noh i nowadays more come more kuai lan eh...baru just now noh...sunday evening 6sth la..i followed dad go deliver some stocks lo pasal i nowadays go shop help dad, worker cuti rayo like me..but diff de place is i celebrate my rayo wif working haha...doh dad alone n 1 more worker eh..wait they do till hand pain leg pain body pain muscle pain...tat worker i ok lui but own dad ma..tokke can help duwan go rite??? si bo si feel tiok i very good boy le haha dun fall on me nuh nuh nuh...eh sorry i terpesong again! this is my common mistake doh, so...........
coming back, when i followed dad go work de time nih..coz driver no come so dad drive la...drive small van lo..not lorry la..then ma parking in parking lot lo...then ma start to punggah punggah lo..patuh sebelah my van tor got 1 car la..(paise i suddenly forgot is kelisa or kancil haha) then pasal my van memang fat a bit than normal car de ma...then pulok tat car sengek a bit parking close to our side..so when our van de passenger seat wan open do down also susoh a bit but we pro de can out jugok...
then the owner go shopping lo buy those kuih muih la kek la water la watever la..to buka puasa ma..then when she back ma told me cannot out lo...tat time my dad go punggah punggah doh..so i ma said wait while....patuh when dad came down she asked me again., so i ma told my dad to move a bit bit bit lo,my dad also hin hasu cannot go in,even my malay worker also pelik..pulok we not "shaolin kungfu" can direct tolak tolak with palm..so dad ma start engine remove lo...while dad going inside van i 'gocoh' with her haha !
me : boleh keh, sak ni kito tubek kok passenger seat jugok..tokke tok leh masuk?
38 : kalu boleh,tok mintok tolong doh....
me : (start kuai lan) doh parking sengek sikit (no rise up my voice lui nuh)
38 : 9kaope-ing de voice)eh sak ni ado kereta eh sebelah,tuh van demo pun tak dalam petok...
me : guano tak dok, tengoh tengoh lagi eh ...
38 : !@#$#@!@#$ (not scold rude words la..is i tak dengar le haha)
then dad reverse le n she walk towards her car...suddenly i gaso-gaso i terheard she scold "kurang ajar" eh...but i not sure la..but i also no care le la..pasal tat time dad reverse le ma if i kecek lagi dad sure can heard de eh wait tiok dad complain i duwan lo haha but if i memang sure i heard, i sure say " oh tak apo, kito kurang sikit-sikit ya, demo tarak langsung! " i gaso tat time she lalu take baru beli de kuih muih throw me doh haha !
mayb i read too much newspaper doh nowadays a bit more n more tulan malays haha so just now got chance to 发泄 tor fully utilise it haha !
p/s : dun read too much newspaper esp tose chinese n malay de discrimination de issue, wait u also suddenly ki siao like me go kaope ppl haha !
do i look like malay tat much?
sorry ppl i ben lai wan find my own photo de i find come find go also cannot found any so i ter-forced tiok put with king de photo...althu upload his photo without his permisiion may bring me chop head punishment, but nvm la..sun bian help him do some advertising a bit lo...he tor si tat famous king lo!!but actually the 1 with spec baru is the watak utama la sorry ppl disappoiinted u all...u all pls take a few minutes to analysis a bit, tat guy in spec got look like malay ka? how come he sokmo tiok ppl sikong is malay eh padahal his face got la 89% look like itu jay chow...
when i work in handphone shop de time noh..gaso 10 customer 9 sikong he is malay lo...even chinese also talk malay with him...but he pun cont actin with them la haha..until got once my boss stand di sebelah me, he pelik y i speak malay wif a chinese, then he asked me in chinese with very loud lagi " fong y u speak malay with him eh" then tat customer tiok che kia asked me "har u chinese ar" !!!!!!!!!
patuh got lui once at billion more bodoh lo..a few those xiao mei mei noh...keke stand infront me look hp, padahal at there discus "eh u c he look like jay" i at there kek till beh tahan, tapi act cool lagi.. wan laugh but tor si wan act dunno listen chinese haha ! my colleague at there laugh till gong doh tapi also keke laugh at other things !!!!!
tell u 1 more bodoh de lagi la..got one makcik, her daughter wan buy hp wit me i ma serve lo..suddenly she asked me "eh boy, awak siam or melayu" i replied 1 word "chinese" she "har tapi guano demo supo siam nih" i hehe duwan tiao her cont serve her daughter lo..suddenly pulok she said "demo comel nih...nok masuk islam kodok? nok ambil kamu sbg menantu! " WALAU EH i heard tiok this i direct terche-kia, lalu said "har takdok la..tok minat" tat makcik pulok no die heart keep "islam kan bagus,bla bla bla bla.....macam mana?berminat tak" i terus "yakah oh itu macam, tak ade minat la haha" then fast fast settle her daughter n sell her go go...back home told mom de time she laugh till beh tahan.... u c le...haih...................................
dedicated to king
i now kb-ing d lo..thx to king...he nge-nge me to write blog for him so i now writing althu i very de tired d...he ben lai no back de..tiok i tipu back somemore drive lagi..i can jimat kl-kb de ticket haha..then yesterday nih he kuai lan also ask me go take ktm go sentral change putra to university station wait him...then i nge-nge back him i cannot lazy la not convenient la those those...then finally he came pick me at my sis there la haha...
patuh noh..he kaki wrong road, he blamed me for tat...pelik jugok him come 10 times got 12 times masuk wrong channel de..u know la kl road, u belok wrong direct go till johor bahru liao de...then pulok complain sokmo ask me pump oil pump air for him lagi haha....ask him to pick me is his pleasure de eh deh ppl deh..i so ambituos de ppl haha !!!!!
anyway terima kasih la thong ! althu i know u memang also got minat wan back kb de haha too hor tiok i tekan tekan a bit direct ok back !
patuh noh..he kaki wrong road, he blamed me for tat...pelik jugok him come 10 times got 12 times masuk wrong channel de..u know la kl road, u belok wrong direct go till johor bahru liao de...then pulok complain sokmo ask me pump oil pump air for him lagi haha....ask him to pick me is his pleasure de eh deh ppl deh..i so ambituos de ppl haha !!!!!
anyway terima kasih la thong ! althu i know u memang also got minat wan back kb de haha too hor tiok i tekan tekan a bit direct ok back !
25 September 2008
finally got 1 i gaso funny de post le !
haha ! i submitted that estupido proposal althu memang tak sampai lecturer de requirement tapi i memang do the best doh...sedaya upaya 呕心沥血 till not enough blood need to hospital le... and tonite i going back doh....haha ! i'm dewa bah, wan go back kelantan celebrate hari raya !!!!
so ar...b4 i balik raya, i share a lil short story wif u ppl 1st la...in UNIMAS sarawak noh..got 1 guy named raulito lo..his eye very small de...u cant even c is eye from far far away..only c two black dots nia..then noh his roommate very bad lo...pasal recently tat raulito wear spec ma...then morning de time roommmate ask raulito " y u morning wear spec eh,got power de meh, i tot u wear just to look more nerd" raulito beh cut sia....then pun replied him " got power de eh...morning hav to wear coz eye belum open full ma wait jatuh longkang how"
as i mentioned b4 sarawak de weather very hot bah...so noh sometimes noh when raulito walking under the sun noh..is like walk with his eye closed de eh..doh la small eye, tiok lagi the sunshine so bright,nyanyo him jugok...luckily noh the size of eye doesnt determine de wideness of eye view lo..if not his eye appear 1 line then his world ma = 1 small thin line????????
then noh..these few days rush assignment ma, almost everyday slp tak sampai 6 hours lo...then his fren tat klang guy tor asked raulito " eh y u can tahan noh slp so less,somemore wont look tired de" then raulito replied him wat blackie wu said b4 " i know d la sure is coz ur eye small, so u noneed rest so much de..slp while enough doh battery charge full full doh"
then this small eye punya raulito noh got 1 u cannot expected de ultimate skill...during class u wont know he is slping or reading de...when u tot he slping, he can sense tiok u pulok..then when u tot he paying full concentration to class, actually he is slping..just becoz his eye very small !!!!!!
he start to fully utilize his ultimate skill while he was in form5 he tersempak with sleeping god of tat class n so too hor sat beside him..tat god named CHEE GIAP SIONG haha..for those who based in kelantan somemore ex-chunghwa sure know who is tat!!! he memang best wif raulito la sajo pity raulito tiok his sleeping virus..
tapi ini membawakan sedikit keburukan jugok coz teacher will sikong u slp in class while u're not...for example hor...in secondary school, especially form 5 de time...raulito tiok Aw Tui Jee in Bio then Pn.Faridah in BI...then hor,got once,he memang terslp in BIO class de...then tiok Ms.Aw sensed tiok so she shouted very loud in de class lo, manacai tat si raulito very licik eh..he said "i no slp la teacher,dun becoz my eye so small n i put my book on my leg under drawer while reading then u tor sikong i slp le pls" Ms.AW tiok beh ki wif him eh n said "u mai sikong u eye small can slp in class nah!!!! n whole class laugh like gong !!!!
then hor pulok Pn.Faridah de class..also same raulito will terslp de eh...(actually shud say every class also same)...then got once..he really no slp, REALLY PUT BOOK ON LEG UNDER DRAWER..tapi tiok Pn.Faridah shoot chalk on head...hor cai she never go learn archery b4, so she missed cue haha ! then frens around him go saksi lo give keterangan...then dunno who la suddenly out sound "teacher ar his eye too small eh dun misunderstood him le,pity him nih" pulok all laugh like gong,raulito kaki also beh tahan,even Pn.Faridah pun laugh !!!!
ok la enough long d la my story, perhaps over-long d lo haha...so i wan go wash clothes seng liao la..bye bye ppl enjoy this story deh
so ar...b4 i balik raya, i share a lil short story wif u ppl 1st la...in UNIMAS sarawak noh..got 1 guy named raulito lo..his eye very small de...u cant even c is eye from far far away..only c two black dots nia..then noh his roommate very bad lo...pasal recently tat raulito wear spec ma...then morning de time roommmate ask raulito " y u morning wear spec eh,got power de meh, i tot u wear just to look more nerd" raulito beh cut sia....then pun replied him " got power de eh...morning hav to wear coz eye belum open full ma wait jatuh longkang how"
as i mentioned b4 sarawak de weather very hot bah...so noh sometimes noh when raulito walking under the sun noh..is like walk with his eye closed de eh..doh la small eye, tiok lagi the sunshine so bright,nyanyo him jugok...luckily noh the size of eye doesnt determine de wideness of eye view lo..if not his eye appear 1 line then his world ma = 1 small thin line????????
then noh..these few days rush assignment ma, almost everyday slp tak sampai 6 hours lo...then his fren tat klang guy tor asked raulito " eh y u can tahan noh slp so less,somemore wont look tired de" then raulito replied him wat blackie wu said b4 " i know d la sure is coz ur eye small, so u noneed rest so much de..slp while enough doh battery charge full full doh"
then this small eye punya raulito noh got 1 u cannot expected de ultimate skill...during class u wont know he is slping or reading de...when u tot he slping, he can sense tiok u pulok..then when u tot he paying full concentration to class, actually he is slping..just becoz his eye very small !!!!!!
he start to fully utilize his ultimate skill while he was in form5 he tersempak with sleeping god of tat class n so too hor sat beside him..tat god named CHEE GIAP SIONG haha..for those who based in kelantan somemore ex-chunghwa sure know who is tat!!! he memang best wif raulito la sajo pity raulito tiok his sleeping virus..
tapi ini membawakan sedikit keburukan jugok coz teacher will sikong u slp in class while u're not...for example hor...in secondary school, especially form 5 de time...raulito tiok Aw Tui Jee in Bio then Pn.Faridah in BI...then hor,got once,he memang terslp in BIO class de...then tiok Ms.Aw sensed tiok so she shouted very loud in de class lo, manacai tat si raulito very licik eh..he said "i no slp la teacher,dun becoz my eye so small n i put my book on my leg under drawer while reading then u tor sikong i slp le pls" Ms.AW tiok beh ki wif him eh n said "u mai sikong u eye small can slp in class nah!!!! n whole class laugh like gong !!!!
then hor pulok Pn.Faridah de class..also same raulito will terslp de eh...(actually shud say every class also same)...then got once..he really no slp, REALLY PUT BOOK ON LEG UNDER DRAWER..tapi tiok Pn.Faridah shoot chalk on head...hor cai she never go learn archery b4, so she missed cue haha ! then frens around him go saksi lo give keterangan...then dunno who la suddenly out sound "teacher ar his eye too small eh dun misunderstood him le,pity him nih" pulok all laugh like gong,raulito kaki also beh tahan,even Pn.Faridah pun laugh !!!!
ok la enough long d la my story, perhaps over-long d lo haha...so i wan go wash clothes seng liao la..bye bye ppl enjoy this story deh
24 September 2008
teriyaki sotomaki tamaguchi - 6am
last time got 1 boy band named Sukiyaki sang a song 4PM..now got teriyaki sotomaki tamaguchi blog-ing at 6AM....siao liao lo...malay also finish sembayang cont slp d..i masih no slp n masih no finish assignment...really wan go jump sg rajang liao la...doh who ask i hiao, ppl friday submit de, but i hav to submit 1 day b4...tapi now no idea to write wo..so come write blog 1st la haha !
i wan learn many of those ppl who write blog....YAY going home soon, in 39 hours lagi...tat's y i need to submit assignment 1 day earlier !!!! ben lai duwan back de this raya holiday...then tat day mom sms-ed me ask me wan back onot...my heart direct itchy then direct no think much direct online direct check ticket then direct ask sis buy coz my connection not stable n sis direct confirm c.card num n direct purchase n direct told me PURCHASED...oh no! i forgot to direct tell mom tat i jadi balik !
b4 going back celebrate raya, i will ki siao 1st i think...just now, i mean last nite la..went to library ma, then 1 of my coursemate told us friday got sth to pass up, sesek group assignment de...then i direct ki siao lo..pasal noh...today (weds) my group member A going back KL...then tmr (thurs) myself balik-ing kampung...friday nih group member B also cabut-ing to Sibu...tat means this holiday noneed do assignment !!!! wait come back baru do till siao again..haha..actually quite sedak also eh like this..always c my fren ki siao-ing when rushing..but ppl, better dun try wo,u will addictedd de everything wait last minute then wait got one time u sure beh tahan n tat time u will go jump building de eh...
i wan learn many of those ppl who write blog....YAY going home soon, in 39 hours lagi...tat's y i need to submit assignment 1 day earlier !!!! ben lai duwan back de this raya holiday...then tat day mom sms-ed me ask me wan back onot...my heart direct itchy then direct no think much direct online direct check ticket then direct ask sis buy coz my connection not stable n sis direct confirm c.card num n direct purchase n direct told me PURCHASED...oh no! i forgot to direct tell mom tat i jadi balik !
b4 going back celebrate raya, i will ki siao 1st i think...just now, i mean last nite la..went to library ma, then 1 of my coursemate told us friday got sth to pass up, sesek group assignment de...then i direct ki siao lo..pasal noh...today (weds) my group member A going back KL...then tmr (thurs) myself balik-ing kampung...friday nih group member B also cabut-ing to Sibu...tat means this holiday noneed do assignment !!!! wait come back baru do till siao again..haha..actually quite sedak also eh like this..always c my fren ki siao-ing when rushing..but ppl, better dun try wo,u will addictedd de everything wait last minute then wait got one time u sure beh tahan n tat time u will go jump building de eh...
random blog again
just now 1am de time, ah kimmie tan kim fong masuk plane heading back to wales d lo after cuti-cuti malaysia for almost 4 month if i tak salah kira...she purposely gave me her temporarily and currently and a while-ly de hp number so tat i can call her b4 she left..u can imagine our r'ship....wei dun think too much la..we memang kacik de since primary sch lagi...i memang keep promised myself to call her jugok de..tapi i hiam hiam forgotten eh pasal help tat another fren do ass le !!!!! hocai i ter-rmb n manage to call her...but kimmie also blur de lo...1am de flight she told me 2am somemore she jing ran told me last nite baru know de flight was 1am !!!!...hocai i call her around 1230 like tat, eh hu lagi talk few minutes wif her while she Q-ing for checkin...tu la ppl said 人以类聚， we this gang de ppl memang all blur blur de haha...
anyway, ah kimmie tan kim fong that share same colour de skin de wif me de fren, hav a pleasant flight n then take care there la...c u again when u cuti-cuti malaysia again la !
anyway, ah kimmie tan kim fong that share same colour de skin de wif me de fren, hav a pleasant flight n then take care there la...c u again when u cuti-cuti malaysia again la !
u jump i jump together jump go die
现在是凌晨四点钟 i masih lagi awake because of the stupid SOCIAL SC RESEARCH METHOD punya assignment la !!!! ask me do a proposal on a topic we kaki think but pulok restriction alot ka si then wan this wan tat...say nia kaki de research, at last become like do for the lecturer de...give guideline, but is like give u England map while u're travellin in Holland..write come write go only 8 pages nia hav to born out 4 more page b4 by thursday pasal submit tat day !!!! baru finish help fren do 1 ass, he lagi beng, wednesday submit he monday baru wan start do then ask me help do part 1, then me pulok unimas no internet suddenly, cannot help him find materials n sources n info..so at last become tuesday 1 day settle for him lo...luckily i got a bit bit bit de time to do...if not he beh hu doh tat time he jump i jump together jump go die haha !
by the way i terforgot to tell u ppl 1 more lagi my nama glamour di unimas yang termashyur ini..my malay fren n bumiputra fren call me DEWA !!! the story hav to start since the orientation week of my U for my batch liao lo...tat time we were required to perform a show...then whole team i paling handsome ma u know la..got celebrities de "smell" then got pulok celebrity de face...so they ask me do imitate the vocalist of a famous (only for malays n bumi) band called Dewa 19...since then they keep calling me Dewa d lo..tat klang guy said " wei u come sarawak really do GOD lo u...gabriel=archangel for christian, then we call u allah, patuh malay n bumi call u Dewa pulok" really become 神 le...
by the way i terforgot to tell u ppl 1 more lagi my nama glamour di unimas yang termashyur ini..my malay fren n bumiputra fren call me DEWA !!! the story hav to start since the orientation week of my U for my batch liao lo...tat time we were required to perform a show...then whole team i paling handsome ma u know la..got celebrities de "smell" then got pulok celebrity de face...so they ask me do imitate the vocalist of a famous (only for malays n bumi) band called Dewa 19...since then they keep calling me Dewa d lo..tat klang guy said " wei u come sarawak really do GOD lo u...gabriel=archangel for christian, then we call u allah, patuh malay n bumi call u Dewa pulok" really become 神 le...
22 September 2008
kawan-kawan at sarawak
kawan very important de for me...i got many kawan jugok althu i face look kuai lan a bit haha..in sarawak noh...basically i got 4 fren paling kacik lo...as u ppl can c from the photo got 4 including me ma...tor si this empat sekawan lo...then another is my roommate..roommate nia from engineering de..4 of us from same faculty.n 4 of us also tiok lelong de tat y so kacik,同病相怜 ma...the photo taken gaso 3 weeks ago...it was a dunno wat ghost dinner la...organized by one of the faculty punya course punya member la...held at a hotel,but steal steal tell u ppl, food not nice at all...aiks...only the dessert nia nice haha !!!!!!
u ppl c tat guy standing in front de?? his name is tatt wu but i used to call him 黑人 haha pasal finally i found someone blacker than me...u c le..he memang black eh...not dark, is BLACK !!!!! pulok wan wear white shirt, more terang-menerangkan his black skin, then put scraf tiok we suan "u tot winter sonata meh" haha..he can play basketball well,he can sing well..1 thing not good is at nite canot wear black black walk alone !!!
tat guy in black coat named daren,i call him tom yam coz his named is "thong yen" so i purposely mispronounce haha..then another glamour name for him amng we guys is 肥仔 just bcoz his tummy the biggest among we guys.. he tor si tat klang guy tat "dai3 biao4" selangor de lo..he really play badminton for selangor ...1st 1st meet him he told us he trained wif koo kian kiat tan boon heong lee chong wei b4 we like "listen only la"...but after we saw him played once..baru "yuan lai he really can play somemore very beng!"
his fav quote is "不要给limpe 看到他在巴生，看limpe给他头破没有" when someone terpijak his tail...but blow water only la coz those ppl from sarawak or johor, asalkan place outside klang !!!!
the last one ma tat 1 in white coat lo posting in de middle de..he is tat lipis guy mentioned b4...name wenchun, or u can call him uncle lee or bangkalee..he is the only same hostel wif me,but diff block..so b4 go class sokmo ajok eat together de lo.. he always say tat he sing better than tatt wu, but always kena i say "ya memang u sing very got FEEL, but is wan to kill u de FEEL"..he always noh slp in class de eh haha coz almost everynite rush assignment..u know la..we ppl last minute work de ma haha!! got 近视but sokmo duwan wear spec, patuh c background sikong lenglui turn come yuan lai ah gua !!!!!
the last we lets talk bout my roommate.i dun hav his photo in pc so cant upload la paise paise...his name ialah BOON...he came from taiping perak, i sokmo say we're half orang sekampung pasal i every new year also balik taiping de.my grandpa hse there..i even tahu where his hse located..i mean which area la haha...which hse in which row i dunno la belum go visit lagi...he very good boy de eh...although always teach me play dota,but got study de late at nite n morning morning purposely wake up to read read read... tat 慘定 tor si lern from him de lo..nowadays when i mention tat word he will "慘定啊你，学我讲慘定!" haha...very cincai de eh him u ask him wat he also ok de...
those ppl very kuai lan de eh..u know wat they call me ma????they said i came from kelantan so they call me "allah" !!!! i beh tahan wif them but they more call more song, but only when among ourselves la..they scare tiok malay chase also de haha...as usual,ppl outside kelantan when meet kelantanese,sure ask lots "i heard u no cinema wo" " really ar no pork eat" " cannot drink de ar" ...got 1 time i beh tahan, i told them " kelantan wat also got de got astro got internet got pork got beer got everything,tor si one thing nia...HOUSE NO ROOF"
20 September 2008
my lecturer
actually i'm doing my proposal de tapi pasal tonite i nose stuck very de seriously n just laosai-ed...so rest awhile type type sth lo...so...today's topic is about obne of my lecturer in unimas
Unimas noh...althouh baru established for around 15 years, tapi already got hired some international+foreign+canggih+pro de lecturer d..for example, my faculty tor got a few red fur lecturer, then a few Ghandi's compatriot...they even hired a truely originally Japanese from Japan to teach Japanese here le..dunno when baru they wan to dig some French or Italian or Spaniard to teach some other foreign language lek....
last sem, in other words my 2nd sem in UNIMAS, i got the honour to attend an Indian lecturer de class...tat was his 1st sem in Malaysia...he travelled all de way from the far far away India to Malaysia,or more specifically sarawak wif his wife to modified we these bodoh de mahasiswa-mahasiswi..
this prof is a very nice guy, but ar we found him very funny le..u know la..Indian slang de English...the 1st day nia he masuk class, i direct phoned mom said "慘定 lo sure die liao this sem i the whole 2 hours lecture, i gaso cant catch even 50 words!!!" i masih rmb lui my mom laugh at me HAHAHAHA !!! after the 1st class, we got suggest him try to slowdown his speed n he managed to also...but once he talk tiok his fav topic, he will become very high n excited n start to talk fast fast again until sometimes we can differentiate if he is talking english or indian !!!!
let me show u some example how he speaks..
1. y u sit so PAR away from me? come CLOZER otherwise u cannot listen to me~
2. u got PLU (flu) today??
3. INPAMAL (informal) sector are prostitutions,gun powers.....
(his F pronounce as P de n the ~ = high frequency)
when u termeet him i campus,n greet him "hi prof how r u" he will replied "oh very PINE haha"
another funny de noh..he talk talk bout lecture ma..then he can like suddenly stop de eh.. " the example for fruits ar rambutan mango durian papaya.......so,tat's it yiiies! "
i managed to hang out quite a few times wif this lecturer de, when bual-ing de time also very nakal 1..when i asked " so prof hows ur dinner" "ah great, erm...u see...i had curry for dinner...so HEHEHEHEHE"..he like talk half way then hehehe as ending de..but his laughin very sincere de feel eh haha..we heard le also wan follow laugh..
this prof ar, very kind n very helpfful de lo..since we manage to build an "extraordinary" frenship wif him, sometimes when we faced prob in our studies, we'll refer to him..n he memang pro de eh no sesek his sub de also can talk to u till no day no nite..normally is they ask u "enough ma the point u need" but we're like " har still got so many points ar" haha...
this sem i tak dapat listen to his indian slang english le so sad...his class was one of the fav of mine lo pasal will try to pay 101% attention to catch wat he's talking bout ! like we watch those tv show "listen indian guy sing chinese song to guess title" nuh haha...
Unimas noh...althouh baru established for around 15 years, tapi already got hired some international+foreign+canggih+pro de lecturer d..for example, my faculty tor got a few red fur lecturer, then a few Ghandi's compatriot...they even hired a truely originally Japanese from Japan to teach Japanese here le..dunno when baru they wan to dig some French or Italian or Spaniard to teach some other foreign language lek....
last sem, in other words my 2nd sem in UNIMAS, i got the honour to attend an Indian lecturer de class...tat was his 1st sem in Malaysia...he travelled all de way from the far far away India to Malaysia,or more specifically sarawak wif his wife to modified we these bodoh de mahasiswa-mahasiswi..
this prof is a very nice guy, but ar we found him very funny le..u know la..Indian slang de English...the 1st day nia he masuk class, i direct phoned mom said "慘定 lo sure die liao this sem i the whole 2 hours lecture, i gaso cant catch even 50 words!!!" i masih rmb lui my mom laugh at me HAHAHAHA !!! after the 1st class, we got suggest him try to slowdown his speed n he managed to also...but once he talk tiok his fav topic, he will become very high n excited n start to talk fast fast again until sometimes we can differentiate if he is talking english or indian !!!!
let me show u some example how he speaks..
1. y u sit so PAR away from me? come CLOZER otherwise u cannot listen to me~
2. u got PLU (flu) today??
3. INPAMAL (informal) sector are prostitutions,gun powers.....
(his F pronounce as P de n the ~ = high frequency)
when u termeet him i campus,n greet him "hi prof how r u" he will replied "oh very PINE haha"
another funny de noh..he talk talk bout lecture ma..then he can like suddenly stop de eh.. " the example for fruits ar rambutan mango durian papaya.......so,tat's it yiiies! "
i managed to hang out quite a few times wif this lecturer de, when bual-ing de time also very nakal 1..when i asked " so prof hows ur dinner" "ah great, erm...u see...i had curry for dinner...so HEHEHEHEHE"..he like talk half way then hehehe as ending de..but his laughin very sincere de feel eh haha..we heard le also wan follow laugh..
this prof ar, very kind n very helpfful de lo..since we manage to build an "extraordinary" frenship wif him, sometimes when we faced prob in our studies, we'll refer to him..n he memang pro de eh no sesek his sub de also can talk to u till no day no nite..normally is they ask u "enough ma the point u need" but we're like " har still got so many points ar" haha...
this sem i tak dapat listen to his indian slang english le so sad...his class was one of the fav of mine lo pasal will try to pay 101% attention to catch wat he's talking bout ! like we watch those tv show "listen indian guy sing chinese song to guess title" nuh haha...
fren
fren ar... is important for everyone,especially for me..i rather duwan gf also cannot duwan fren lo seriously..haha tat's y my fren suspect i'm gay ! last nite after went out do siao wif fren, back de time saw one of my fren ter-left msg for me in msn told me very moody lately...but she quit d la..so i ma sms her lo apologized to her n ask her find me if wake up still bo mood...steal steal tell u ppl, i do ppl do so long, i most proud of myself tor si noh..some of my fren noh whenever they bo happy or got taiji de time they will terthink tiok me...mayb i sot sot a bit but i memang feel proud lo coz i know they trust me, as a fren they can talk to me n i can try to settle wif them...not easy jugok wan get fren de trust, n not easy also midnite wan find ppl talk de time tat ppl still awake, n willing for a company...though i ss a bit but i memang tat such a person lo... (sorry le i like promoting myself haha)
after i smsed her, i cont online lo pasal too energetic eh haha...tat time around 4am d lo..manacai she replied me pulok, so i ma sms wif her till she slp lo,in the last sms she said sth tat tertouched tiok me gong make me feel tiok me this frende no sia-sia haha ..至于内容, noneed tell u ppl..at last i 6 like tat baru slp pasal when 5 sth wan slp de time, my fellow malay frens start sembayang doh...u know la..use loudspeaker de..if i terslp de time i no gaso de..but prob is i baru wan lay down oi oi...direct open eye big big pulok !!!!
after i smsed her, i cont online lo pasal too energetic eh haha...tat time around 4am d lo..manacai she replied me pulok, so i ma sms wif her till she slp lo,in the last sms she said sth tat tertouched tiok me gong make me feel tiok me this frende no sia-sia haha ..至于内容, noneed tell u ppl..at last i 6 like tat baru slp pasal when 5 sth wan slp de time, my fellow malay frens start sembayang doh...u know la..use loudspeaker de..if i terslp de time i no gaso de..but prob is i baru wan lay down oi oi...direct open eye big big pulok !!!!
call me raulito
wei ppl, my name is raulito, pls call me raulito..not bonito not bandito not tomato not potato not pluto not tic tac to not ajinomoto !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
random
on the other day i was chatting wif my bro...he had just pindah masuk his new hse 17 days ago...congratulation to him and pade to him hav to work harder to pay loan haha ! im proud of my bro lo young young lagi capable buying kaki de hse liao althu just condo la not yet bangalow..this november i balik de time will go slp new hse le haha ! he said very near to 1U nia walk also can reach..my bro also very kuai lan de..
bro : ur mom no ask u buy cny ticket meh?
me : my mom not ur mom meh haha !!! y u said ur mom but not 'our mom'
me : mahal la i check doh
bro : swim back la.l..u swim back to kl the tumpang fren car back kb...
me : i tot u wan say u wan sponsor me...
bro : u got dad's card ma...u still owe me glass set lagi eh ! (i promise to present him as in-hse gift)
me : u dun worry i wont forget de, future MCA president wont tipu u de..
bro : ............
me : wait i go back earn a bit from uncle lim jr la..i got thing share wif u de so sayang u
bro : then can i share my loan repayment wif u haha !!!
so we chat chat then i asked him to read my blog when free free
me : u free free go read my blog le..i wan do 2nd raja petra haha
bro : eh u beware of ISA ar haha
me : nvm nvm i let fren n families read only de..i takut also wait treat me eat curry rice
bro : got rice nia...no curry, u tot so song got curry
me : haha rice also dunno got onot eh wait give beras nia not yet cook de..
慘定 lo my bro also same like me so kuai lan de haha...talk gong gong sokmo wif me...memang is 虎兄无犬弟... tapi my bro memang sayang me jugok...sokmo i go KL de time eat him free de haha ! eat de time order kuat kuat then diam diam eat do dunno bout the price n the bill haha ! but i not tat bad also la got modal de time will contribute a bit bit for him de...
bro : ur mom no ask u buy cny ticket meh?
me : my mom not ur mom meh haha !!! y u said ur mom but not 'our mom'
me : mahal la i check doh
bro : swim back la.l..u swim back to kl the tumpang fren car back kb...
me : i tot u wan say u wan sponsor me...
bro : u got dad's card ma...u still owe me glass set lagi eh ! (i promise to present him as in-hse gift)
me : u dun worry i wont forget de, future MCA president wont tipu u de..
bro : ............
me : wait i go back earn a bit from uncle lim jr la..i got thing share wif u de so sayang u
bro : then can i share my loan repayment wif u haha !!!
so we chat chat then i asked him to read my blog when free free
me : u free free go read my blog le..i wan do 2nd raja petra haha
bro : eh u beware of ISA ar haha
me : nvm nvm i let fren n families read only de..i takut also wait treat me eat curry rice
bro : got rice nia...no curry, u tot so song got curry
me : haha rice also dunno got onot eh wait give beras nia not yet cook de..
慘定 lo my bro also same like me so kuai lan de haha...talk gong gong sokmo wif me...memang is 虎兄无犬弟... tapi my bro memang sayang me jugok...sokmo i go KL de time eat him free de haha ! eat de time order kuat kuat then diam diam eat do dunno bout the price n the bill haha ! but i not tat bad also la got modal de time will contribute a bit bit for him de...
another post
since i tepek de "use me flush me" notice noh...gaso tiok not effective at all lo...this morning where i wake up (actually 12pmla haha) my roommate just back from class ma...he said "今天早上我上厕所时，看到那个马桶有一点点的大便留在那边咯...应该是他们aim不准 !!!!!!!!!!" i heard tiok de time almost pengsan cont slp again eh haha...walau eh...kiam kiam ma 20 yrs old le...wan to release "wasted component" also will still ter-sengek" de meh!!! pulok no wash a bit after tat...the whole toilet is a mess lo bcoz they sokmo slippering when go into the toilet...only my roommate n i naked kaki masuk de... then i asked my roommate how he said tepek notice again lo...n now i terhink tiok some ideas le haha i will write
u ppl, pls la wan to release ur waste also aim le tepat sikit ! u watch too much de CJ7 izzit...simply shoot like machine gun until tepi tepi also got sisa-sisa...pulok duwan wash...tot we're pembersih meh, u use we wash!!"
haih really beh tahan lo sometimes wif my hsemate haha...then tat "particular" hsemate ajok my roomate go slp his hse pasal they from same faculty ma,tmr nite got function abit..so can go together..then i suggested "eh u go his hse dun flush le if his mom ask, u say only aunty i learn from ur son eh in unimas he seldom flush de" then my roommate kuai lan also he bomb me "wei cannot la..such thing only u nia can do de i cannot la not qualified lagi"...haha i beh tahan lo my so good de roommate also learn tiok me le talk gong gong le !!!!
u ppl, pls la wan to release ur waste also aim le tepat sikit ! u watch too much de CJ7 izzit...simply shoot like machine gun until tepi tepi also got sisa-sisa...pulok duwan wash...tot we're pembersih meh, u use we wash!!"
haih really beh tahan lo sometimes wif my hsemate haha...then tat "particular" hsemate ajok my roomate go slp his hse pasal they from same faculty ma,tmr nite got function abit..so can go together..then i suggested "eh u go his hse dun flush le if his mom ask, u say only aunty i learn from ur son eh in unimas he seldom flush de" then my roommate kuai lan also he bomb me "wei cannot la..such thing only u nia can do de i cannot la not qualified lagi"...haha i beh tahan lo my so good de roommate also learn tiok me le talk gong gong le !!!!
3rd post of the day
慘定 lo...more late i more energetic haha i now baru back from outside n chatting n blogging n sms-ing wif another fren...this is the 3rd post in the same 4-5am !!!! u know y i like bomb ppl noneed modal ma?? last time my fren ever asked me lo...he said "kuai lan eh u always bomb ppl like tat, ppl put 1 sound nia also can tiok u bomb till corpse also no left" then i replied him " no ma..becoz noh..i not 100% perfect de ppl ma, outside there sure got ppl bomb me de sajo i dunno ma, so if i no bomb ppl noh...gaso like i rugi eh !" my fren beh tahan wif me haha...but i not mouth so bad till simply bomb ppl la...is just better dun do me tulan in front me la..if not ar... i open my armor safety option tat time u will die till no body left le...even my fren in sarawak also said 'wah cannot imagine noh u always diam diam no out sound, but out once shocked die ppl"
de time is 4:11a.m. n i just get back from kuching town..went sing K with my fren (actually is 2 guys) 1 memang minat sing K de another nih we gaso he "tiok love trapped" so got a bit fan nao...so 3 "ma lat guy" go sing K lo sambil minum sikit...at last tat "tiok love trapped" de guy mabuk till uekkk la..like watch movie tat type eh scroll window down direct uekkk ke outside of kereta while i driving...then another minat sing K de nih got bit bit pening after come my room direct fall on my bed n the train start moving le...i paling pro haha can blogging here lagi !...
in UNIMAS noh...when got fan nao, the most effective ways tor si go 'buy drunk' haha...sometimes i tengok my fren nyanyo jugok..some of them nih really r'ship de prob...some study de stress...haih i also dunno wat to do, so just 灌醉 them lo haha ! u dun c i black black thin thin like this i not tat easy fall de eh haha...tapi not good jugok 1 ppl need to carry 2 ppl in once !!!!! now thin thin is de disadvantage pulok haha...after read this u ppl dun le bear in mind tat i'm kaki botol...sajo i can drink not mean i kaki botol eh...haha
in UNIMAS noh...when got fan nao, the most effective ways tor si go 'buy drunk' haha...sometimes i tengok my fren nyanyo jugok..some of them nih really r'ship de prob...some study de stress...haih i also dunno wat to do, so just 灌醉 them lo haha ! u dun c i black black thin thin like this i not tat easy fall de eh haha...tapi not good jugok 1 ppl need to carry 2 ppl in once !!!!! now thin thin is de disadvantage pulok haha...after read this u ppl dun le bear in mind tat i'm kaki botol...sajo i can drink not mean i kaki botol eh...haha
road to 10th UCL glory
wei ppl sorry le i this few days connection not tat good i cant even log in eh to post sth new so no new post lo....1st of all...my team won the 1st match of their 08/09 UCL campaign..they played against a Belarus team named Bate..or watever la n they won wif a comfortable 2-0...although tat BATE memang is a debutant in UCL n many expect RM can menang banyak banyak, but for me its ok bah as long as win coz just the beginning,masih awal lagi...Ramos the attack-minded fullback scored de 1st goal for RM and Ruud de man finished the scoreline with another goal...but unfortunately their decisive midfielder Gago injured himself in that match which will sidelined him for 1 month long....1 month very long de eh siao..almost 8-10 match d lo...nyanyo him..
ramos n 'van de man' celebrating wif the legendary no.7
Fernando Gago - out for 1 month
ramos n 'van de man' celebrating wif the legendary no.7
Fernando Gago - out for 1 month18 September 2008
H E L P ! ! !
anyone can suggest me how to counter my "use toilet duwan flush" de hsemate? idea pls pls pls...if not ar i gaso i will out power like the dragon ball Z de super seiya son goku...tat time nyanyo my roomate..
the super kame-hame-ha
the super kame-hame-ha17 September 2008
statement
people, sorry le i no got new ideas lui eh cannot entertain u all cannot fullfil u ppl de demand...so i tor write politics 1st nah haha can add wide u ppl de knowledge a bit ma...good thing lai de..n vote for the poll le haha !
(慘定 ask ppl to vote for me doh,memang got politician de style d)
(慘定 ask ppl to vote for me doh,memang got politician de style d)
Datuk Zaid Ibrahim
gaso u ppl dunno who is bro zaid rite...let me kai siao a bit bout him...
Datuk Zaid Ibrahim is our member eh...samo samo kecek kelate 1...he is the former de facto law minister (b4 he resigned yesterday) n he is one of the senator directly appointed by uncle lah de...another senator tat i know from kelantan is 拿督黄祥辉 from MCA...
tis bro zaid is one of kelantan's brightest politician lo..b4 he become prime minister department's minister, he owns de biggest law firm in m'sia -->zaid ibrahim & co...tat firm he "kap fan" wif fren de la got "&co" there...got more than 140 lawyer in the firm gong...n he pernah masuk Forbes 百大慈善家 le...last time when tun dr.m in charge de time he sokmo 搞搞震 de until tiok tindakan tatatertib
patuh 2004 election he won a seat in parliament tapi again dunno wat happen d he quit...until the recent 308 general election,uncle lah appointed him as senator again...
in the past 6 month he in charge, he did lots of thing la n his effort is "got eye can see" de..(unless u no read newspaper or listen radio or watch tv la) then recently the hottest topic is anwar n the ah Mad lo...tat mad guy luan luan talk eh..patuh got 1 reporter from sinchew tor si quoted his word, then tiok tangkap under ISA lo...(ISA= internal Security Act) which is one can tiok catch without waran de...(if simplified it tor si can cincai catch ppl tat meaning haha)..n then raja petra the famous blogger n teressa koh the DAP punya MP also tiok catch...they claimed tat 3 of them sesek "rosakkan harmony negara" or i dunno la watever la..
then bro zaid tor beh tahan lo..he try to make things right but cannot..so he ma type resignation letter to his boss to resign lo...kesian rakyat m'sia lost another so good punya minister which no discrimination to chinese de.....very hard to find d lo such hero in nowadays de m'sia de government...
(eh sorry le above itu just my opinion nia...u ppl read le dun go report police le nah wait i also tiok catch under ISA) i pity u ppl pity jugok no more funny post to entertain u ppl....
my beloved malaysia
haih...慘定 lo Dato' Zaid Ibrahim resigned n accepted by pak lah d..cannot blame pak lah jugok he also got bitter kaki know nia..bro zaid request pak lah try to do sth bout the ISA n release raja petra n teressa koh...if pak lah agree wif him, ppl will say "walau eh this PM like tis also can, minister ask him eat shit he also go shit meh" sure tiok anwar take canon bomb pulok de lo tat time...
now de malaysia very luan eh...here luan about the mad guy named ahMad doh..patu lagi got anwar there wan to kick pak lah down stage...i also duno wat will happen later on in M'sia...as my fren said luan lagi wait got another 513 riot...tat time 慘定..the riot was " a forever needle in many ppl de heart"
if happen pulok tor si m'sia mampus de time d i gaso...
say is say i politic student la...if u ask me my comment, i dunno jugok lo haha...this hand inot really like anwar,but the other hand i jugok tulan now de government lo...politic tor si like this dillema. unless u kupik a bit la think for urself...fight for ur own will..
tat ah mad 5 minute ago baru say nia not discrimination on chinese, but later on he say pulok " for the sake of malaysia's malay. i will not apologize"..hin liao lo...which baru betul de... even uncle lah suggest him to say sorry, he also no tiao wo...a small small chief of a small small division dare dare disobey the big big country de biggest boss...he memang not yet die b4 eh
secara personally i duwan the so-called takeover happen la coz memang scare massive riot happen la..tat time is umno vs pkr...not malay vs chinese.. but i jugok beh tahan now de government lo.mayb in power too long d become cendeng doh...talk de time head n tail bercangkah 1...said wan strengthen equality n harmony..tapi tt come out got contain a bit bit racism de topic...
haih...no eye to see liao la...we'll wait n see wat will happen this few days time then..
now de malaysia very luan eh...here luan about the mad guy named ahMad doh..patu lagi got anwar there wan to kick pak lah down stage...i also duno wat will happen later on in M'sia...as my fren said luan lagi wait got another 513 riot...tat time 慘定..the riot was " a forever needle in many ppl de heart"
if happen pulok tor si m'sia mampus de time d i gaso...
say is say i politic student la...if u ask me my comment, i dunno jugok lo haha...this hand inot really like anwar,but the other hand i jugok tulan now de government lo...politic tor si like this dillema. unless u kupik a bit la think for urself...fight for ur own will..
tat ah mad 5 minute ago baru say nia not discrimination on chinese, but later on he say pulok " for the sake of malaysia's malay. i will not apologize"..hin liao lo...which baru betul de... even uncle lah suggest him to say sorry, he also no tiao wo...a small small chief of a small small division dare dare disobey the big big country de biggest boss...he memang not yet die b4 eh
secara personally i duwan the so-called takeover happen la coz memang scare massive riot happen la..tat time is umno vs pkr...not malay vs chinese.. but i jugok beh tahan now de government lo.mayb in power too long d become cendeng doh...talk de time head n tail bercangkah 1...said wan strengthen equality n harmony..tapi tt come out got contain a bit bit racism de topic...
haih...no eye to see liao la...we'll wait n see wat will happen this few days time then..
wei ppl
wei ppl this post not funny de lo i serious wan ask u ppl eh....i got so fierce so scary de meh? how come ppl wan talk to me also like scare tiok catch go under ISA n masuk dalam jail like tat ?
last friday noh..i got 1 group ass wan to submit b4 4pm ma... then the whole ass was at my place pasa i did de printing ma..then morning i got thing to do cannot go submit lo..then noon like tat de time got 1 group member, gal lai de phone come ask me lo if i submitted..from the conversation i feel tiok she like very scare to talk to me eh..gaso she 发抖-ing (mayb i think too much la)..
she "err....那个...那个 assignment 你submit le?
me " 没有" (i pulok kuai lan replied one word nia haha)
she " oh..erm...ok lo"
me " dun worry la i will submit later.."
she " oh....ok ok...bye "
patuh 1pm doh i belum submit...she sms come ask if i submit le..tat time i belum jugok go ma then i kuai lan again replied her "not yet,,dun worry i wont take risk on u all efforts, will submit in time"
she replied direct come "no la not doubt bout u just wan to hav a look if can"
haha i gaso she sikong i angry eh haha....i got so scary de meh ppl??
last friday noh..i got 1 group ass wan to submit b4 4pm ma... then the whole ass was at my place pasa i did de printing ma..then morning i got thing to do cannot go submit lo..then noon like tat de time got 1 group member, gal lai de phone come ask me lo if i submitted..from the conversation i feel tiok she like very scare to talk to me eh..gaso she 发抖-ing (mayb i think too much la)..
she "err....那个...那个 assignment 你submit le?
me " 没有" (i pulok kuai lan replied one word nia haha)
she " oh..erm...ok lo"
me " dun worry la i will submit later.."
she " oh....ok ok...bye "
patuh 1pm doh i belum submit...she sms come ask if i submit le..tat time i belum jugok go ma then i kuai lan again replied her "not yet,,dun worry i wont take risk on u all efforts, will submit in time"
she replied direct come "no la not doubt bout u just wan to hav a look if can"
haha i gaso she sikong i angry eh haha....i got so scary de meh ppl??
16 September 2008
jokes to share
this is just story myself also duno how far the story go true...told by my lecturer de haha
got one sultan paling less educated, so got one day he 心血来潮 wan show his kepandaian lo...so he ask the whole palace de ppl find come the most clever de ppl in M'sia lo..he wan challenge a bit...so there come Prof Diraja Ungku Aziz (current bank negara gabernor de old-bean)..this prof meamng pro de he get 25 honorary doctorates..imagine bit i wan pass my midterm pun susoh like climb to heaven le...
so they meet lo n then then sultan give him the quiz...baginda request prof to think 30 words start wif J..n give him some period to think bout it...after the due date, prof come menghadap lo...he surrender eh..so tuanku pun said "senang je prof lu dengar baik-baik ar"
" Jainab Jumpa Janda Jepun.Janda Jepun Juga Jumpa Jainab.Jainab Jeling Janda Jepun,Janda Jepun Jeling Jainab.Jainab Juluk Jubur Janda Jepun.Janda Jepun Juluk Jubur Jainab"
prof listen le said "talk betul la tuanku,i count-count got 27 nia eh"
sultan pun sambung "senang je prof tambah
JENG JENG JENG
got one sultan paling less educated, so got one day he 心血来潮 wan show his kepandaian lo...so he ask the whole palace de ppl find come the most clever de ppl in M'sia lo..he wan challenge a bit...so there come Prof Diraja Ungku Aziz (current bank negara gabernor de old-bean)..this prof meamng pro de he get 25 honorary doctorates..imagine bit i wan pass my midterm pun susoh like climb to heaven le...
so they meet lo n then then sultan give him the quiz...baginda request prof to think 30 words start wif J..n give him some period to think bout it...after the due date, prof come menghadap lo...he surrender eh..so tuanku pun said "senang je prof lu dengar baik-baik ar"
" Jainab Jumpa Janda Jepun.Janda Jepun Juga Jumpa Jainab.Jainab Jeling Janda Jepun,Janda Jepun Jeling Jainab.Jainab Juluk Jubur Janda Jepun.Janda Jepun Juluk Jubur Jainab"
prof listen le said "talk betul la tuanku,i count-count got 27 nia eh"
sultan pun sambung "senang je prof tambah
JENG JENG JENG
sarawak part 3
ok back pulok....sien tiao lo..while i typing this post, my roommate cut his mooncake...i gaso his gf post to him de...u c this is got gf de good...me??? got la receive a sms from a fren lo..other that tat nothing happen d..just like today the famous 916 jing ran nth happen..so peacefully ended..
sarawak de ppl noh very pelik de eh...the way they talk the way they tell jokes the way they express their thoughts is totally pelik-er than we ppl eh...i sikong i paling doh..manacai they still hebat-er than me eh ! they super-pro de tor si tell cold jokes...finish tell only him kaki gong gong "hehe" there..we still scratching head try to catch his story lagi..even the lecturer also same..last sem got 1 lecturer sokmo cold jokes..beh tahan benar..
for example my tat "never flush water de hsemate" lo..he can suddenly come in my room n talk dunno wat ghost wif my roommate de, til my roommate sometimes also said to me "y he like guai4 guai4 dei" haha !
ok wan talk bout ppl's bad d haha...nuh from the previous post i got mentioned tiok de my hsemate a.k.a my roommate's classmate tuh....i'd mentioned he very kupik rite...u know how i found out? july when i came back to sarawak de time..ben lai my roommate wan ask him to fetch us at airport de pasal we got 3 ppl together ma..he said "oh sorry cannot eh i need to help dad do sth"..so we ter-forced to take taxi lo.manacai when reach hostel de time,he shaking his leg sitting at the living hall there WELCOME us back wo...
sorry le if u ppl feel tiok i very bad like tikam ppl back...but i still got 1 story to share haha !on the other day, because 3 of us (roommate's classmate + roommate +me) got class at the same campus ma.(my U got 2 campus site,usually roomate n i diff campus de)...then he suddenly kaki offer to drive wo n go outside eat 1st b4 go class...normally he dun drive to class de althu he brought car into campus,or can say is NEVER ! coz my U got provide bus service in the campus..then i ma too hor think tiok i got notes put at shop photostat belum collect ma, i ma ask him boleh tak after eat go collect..then he also very sedak say ok lo...
here comes de climax....after eat nih, he said to me " u go collect ur notes la i go turn car come" then i said " no eh the shop is at another corner ther not around this area" then i ma tell him where lo...actually is just another corner nia...memang will passby de when we going back to campus...manacai his reaction was "wah very far le...i tot here nia...wah so far le..." i lalu bin lao...i was thinking "walau eh he yuan lai so kupik till no ppl got tat type,just need to make a turn nia when on the way back,also wan count so much...then my roommate pun help me say "no la near only got shortcut de,fanzhen u memang will pass by the road just corner in nia ma" then he baru like very the not willing de sun bian drive me to the shop...after tat i no talk to him anymore haha ! i very bad jugok de...
but then again,as i mentioned b4 he suddenly become so generous pulok,few times doh dinner time ajok we go out makan, but i die die duwan, haha i duwan owe him 人情 so tat when i wan tiao him bout the toilet, i wont feel paise...haha !
sarawak de ppl noh very pelik de eh...the way they talk the way they tell jokes the way they express their thoughts is totally pelik-er than we ppl eh...i sikong i paling doh..manacai they still hebat-er than me eh ! they super-pro de tor si tell cold jokes...finish tell only him kaki gong gong "hehe" there..we still scratching head try to catch his story lagi..even the lecturer also same..last sem got 1 lecturer sokmo cold jokes..beh tahan benar..
for example my tat "never flush water de hsemate" lo..he can suddenly come in my room n talk dunno wat ghost wif my roommate de, til my roommate sometimes also said to me "y he like guai4 guai4 dei" haha !
ok wan talk bout ppl's bad d haha...nuh from the previous post i got mentioned tiok de my hsemate a.k.a my roommate's classmate tuh....i'd mentioned he very kupik rite...u know how i found out? july when i came back to sarawak de time..ben lai my roommate wan ask him to fetch us at airport de pasal we got 3 ppl together ma..he said "oh sorry cannot eh i need to help dad do sth"..so we ter-forced to take taxi lo.manacai when reach hostel de time,he shaking his leg sitting at the living hall there WELCOME us back wo...
sorry le if u ppl feel tiok i very bad like tikam ppl back...but i still got 1 story to share haha !on the other day, because 3 of us (roommate's classmate + roommate +me) got class at the same campus ma.(my U got 2 campus site,usually roomate n i diff campus de)...then he suddenly kaki offer to drive wo n go outside eat 1st b4 go class...normally he dun drive to class de althu he brought car into campus,or can say is NEVER ! coz my U got provide bus service in the campus..then i ma too hor think tiok i got notes put at shop photostat belum collect ma, i ma ask him boleh tak after eat go collect..then he also very sedak say ok lo...
here comes de climax....after eat nih, he said to me " u go collect ur notes la i go turn car come" then i said " no eh the shop is at another corner ther not around this area" then i ma tell him where lo...actually is just another corner nia...memang will passby de when we going back to campus...manacai his reaction was "wah very far le...i tot here nia...wah so far le..." i lalu bin lao...i was thinking "walau eh he yuan lai so kupik till no ppl got tat type,just need to make a turn nia when on the way back,also wan count so much...then my roommate pun help me say "no la near only got shortcut de,fanzhen u memang will pass by the road just corner in nia ma" then he baru like very the not willing de sun bian drive me to the shop...after tat i no talk to him anymore haha ! i very bad jugok de...
but then again,as i mentioned b4 he suddenly become so generous pulok,few times doh dinner time ajok we go out makan, but i die die duwan, haha i duwan owe him 人情 so tat when i wan tiao him bout the toilet, i wont feel paise...haha !
sarawak part 2
usually my lecture got break de after finish part 1, so i break jugok sajo 20 hours long my break...but now i'm back la !
so....er....the 2nd session we'll discuss bout culture shock...i'll skip the less important de topic n go straight to the biggest impact de point la...sarawak de culture noh...dunno la..i most cannot tahan de is the AH GUA culture or which i defined them as 4.5 ! (for ur info, they call gals is 4 (the pronouncation) ma in cantonese so i ter-get de idea n define those M+F= 4.5)
here de 4.5 noh...够力 lo....face memang man-er than mine lui patuh put lipstick wear skirt somemore go inject dunno wat thing la to enlarge their...u know la tat part...to look more feminine...n then apply powder on face...eh sorry mistake..they no play apply,they take kuali fill wif flour then the face 'piak' 1 sound go tepek the flour ! peng tor is got 1 restaurant near to my campus de, tor si sukak hire such ppl as waiter/waiteress (i also dunno put waiter or waiteress better le)...when order water,hav to listen to their voice 1 sound coz they sure ask "yes minum?" ben lai very hungry de also tiok chekia till half full doh!
say tiok 4.5 de story, last few nite i went yamcha at the restaurent wif the klang n lipis guy lo around 12 i think...i sit alongside klang then lipis sit opposite us lo..then minum minum, chit chat chit chat...klang n I saw 1 4.5 walk toward us heading to the empty table behind us la...tat time lipis went toilet patuh went back chat chat while suddenly lipis said "oi i gaso got lenglui behind u ppl but i din spec-ing c no clear" then klang ma paling kepala lo... WALAU YUAN LAI IS JUST NOW TAT 4.5 !!! then we laugh like gong kia le...told lipis "wei u look properly la..background killer only eh...is a guy lai de eh!!!" this nvm lui...after we finish wan go home de time, when klang reversing car, tat 4.5 keep looking at them (coz i sit at the back) n then wave hand bye bye lui !!!
we all fur also stand up for a while haha ! then tat klang guy said 1 very classic de sentence "原来我还是有魅力的“ ！！！！！！！
sorry la take 5 minute break again..i thirsty n wn go toilet a while haha
so....er....the 2nd session we'll discuss bout culture shock...i'll skip the less important de topic n go straight to the biggest impact de point la...sarawak de culture noh...dunno la..i most cannot tahan de is the AH GUA culture or which i defined them as 4.5 ! (for ur info, they call gals is 4 (the pronouncation) ma in cantonese so i ter-get de idea n define those M+F= 4.5)
here de 4.5 noh...够力 lo....face memang man-er than mine lui patuh put lipstick wear skirt somemore go inject dunno wat thing la to enlarge their...u know la tat part...to look more feminine...n then apply powder on face...eh sorry mistake..they no play apply,they take kuali fill wif flour then the face 'piak' 1 sound go tepek the flour ! peng tor is got 1 restaurant near to my campus de, tor si sukak hire such ppl as waiter/waiteress (i also dunno put waiter or waiteress better le)...when order water,hav to listen to their voice 1 sound coz they sure ask "yes minum?" ben lai very hungry de also tiok chekia till half full doh!
say tiok 4.5 de story, last few nite i went yamcha at the restaurent wif the klang n lipis guy lo around 12 i think...i sit alongside klang then lipis sit opposite us lo..then minum minum, chit chat chit chat...klang n I saw 1 4.5 walk toward us heading to the empty table behind us la...tat time lipis went toilet patuh went back chat chat while suddenly lipis said "oi i gaso got lenglui behind u ppl but i din spec-ing c no clear" then klang ma paling kepala lo... WALAU YUAN LAI IS JUST NOW TAT 4.5 !!! then we laugh like gong kia le...told lipis "wei u look properly la..background killer only eh...is a guy lai de eh!!!" this nvm lui...after we finish wan go home de time, when klang reversing car, tat 4.5 keep looking at them (coz i sit at the back) n then wave hand bye bye lui !!!
we all fur also stand up for a while haha ! then tat klang guy said 1 very classic de sentence "原来我还是有魅力的“ ！！！！！！！
sorry la take 5 minute break again..i thirsty n wn go toilet a while haha
sarawak part 1
today's lecture will cover bout a tit bit bout sarawak...as u ppl know i was one of the "tiok lelong" punya stpm punya apply for local U punya ppl...mayb some of u ppl dunno so i announce a bit la...i'm one of the nominee to become future MCA president n perhaps P.M eh as i'm ter-forced to do politics as my majoring..u cannot doubt bout it nuh pasal now Malaysia kelam-kabut a bit..we'll never know wat happen tmr hah !
coming back...i've lelong-ed to sarawak for 1 year n 3 months d lo...1st 1st come de time...walau eh...faced so many shocksss...culture shock, food shock, weather shock,language shock and many many many more shocksss.
1st n formost let's talk bout weather shock...walau eh here de weather...extremely extreme eh...Sahara Desert also cannot fight...u ppl studied geography b4 rite,desert de weather also extreme very much de...day hot like hell,nite cold like artic itu inside iglu de... but then sarawak more ho liao...1pm hot till like the charcoal used to bbq, if u walk 10 minutes nia ur leg pun got the kesan from those Japanese slippers d eh...but noh...1.20pm de time can suddenly thunderstorm n rain so heavily,till my clothes hang at balcony also can become kites...
next we talk bout food !!!! u ppl know i eat alot n quite pro in eating de ma...since i got chance to step into the famous sarawak, sure go makan-makan de lo...ask sarawak fren wat is the most famous one? the answer is "laksa sarawak" they said very special very nice de...i pun fast fast go try lo....walau eh....really very special but not nice at all...is like our kari bihun nia !!!!!!!!!!! ingredient is bihun curry soup few slices of eggs then taugeh..the special portion 1 is add 3 prawn for u the most !
the famous laksa sarawak !
coming back...i've lelong-ed to sarawak for 1 year n 3 months d lo...1st 1st come de time...walau eh...faced so many shocksss...culture shock, food shock, weather shock,language shock and many many many more shocksss.
1st n formost let's talk bout weather shock...walau eh here de weather...extremely extreme eh...Sahara Desert also cannot fight...u ppl studied geography b4 rite,desert de weather also extreme very much de...day hot like hell,nite cold like artic itu inside iglu de... but then sarawak more ho liao...1pm hot till like the charcoal used to bbq, if u walk 10 minutes nia ur leg pun got the kesan from those Japanese slippers d eh...but noh...1.20pm de time can suddenly thunderstorm n rain so heavily,till my clothes hang at balcony also can become kites...
next we talk bout food !!!! u ppl know i eat alot n quite pro in eating de ma...since i got chance to step into the famous sarawak, sure go makan-makan de lo...ask sarawak fren wat is the most famous one? the answer is "laksa sarawak" they said very special very nice de...i pun fast fast go try lo....walau eh....really very special but not nice at all...is like our kari bihun nia !!!!!!!!!!! ingredient is bihun curry soup few slices of eggs then taugeh..the special portion 1 is add 3 prawn for u the most !
the famous laksa sarawak !
ok now i'm going to kai siao u prawn mee from sarawak...luckily still got prawn eh but u can SEE from the photo, memang is prawn + mee = prawn mee !!!!
unlike our prawn mee..red red de prawn soup, got few slices of pork,taugeh, 1/2 part of egg, got few batang of kangkung etc etc...
this 1 ar...memang sesuai dengan nama mee udang ! ask penang sell prawn mee de tauke come c i gaso they also tabik habis-habis lo...
nvm lui...got mee got prawn, dun hav even setitik soup eh...will eat till kek tiok de lo honestly...i very pelik here sell mee de noh..no mee soup de eh..all kering kontang de...like kupik soup lek !
seterus nia, this le i really tabik,like the penang prawn mee tauke tabik to sarawak prawn mee like tat.... u c the photo seng, sorry ar the quality not tat good pasal i took from my fren de...u know la some hp's camera resolution not tat nice ma haha ! (wan suan ppl,padahal kaki hp no camera at all lagi charm)..as u can c...there ar 2 big batang of banana lying beside pineapple n watermelon.. u c de size eh...gaos tek come smack u also head drop eh siao !this is the so-called pisang tanduk !
eh ok la i no more photo le...n i wan slp a while seng b4 i post 2nd for the same title...bye bye u ppl
oh i forgot to say sth,althu those food tiok i complain till bo jit teh cun, but they still taste quite de not very bad la...masih boleh di-eat la...but honestly really "ma-ma tei" la haha !!!!
unlike our prawn mee..red red de prawn soup, got few slices of pork,taugeh, 1/2 part of egg, got few batang of kangkung etc etc...
this 1 ar...memang sesuai dengan nama mee udang ! ask penang sell prawn mee de tauke come c i gaso they also tabik habis-habis lo...
nvm lui...got mee got prawn, dun hav even setitik soup eh...will eat till kek tiok de lo honestly...i very pelik here sell mee de noh..no mee soup de eh..all kering kontang de...like kupik soup lek !
seterus nia, this le i really tabik,like the penang prawn mee tauke tabik to sarawak prawn mee like tat.... u c the photo seng, sorry ar the quality not tat good pasal i took from my fren de...u know la some hp's camera resolution not tat nice ma haha ! (wan suan ppl,padahal kaki hp no camera at all lagi charm)..as u can c...there ar 2 big batang of banana lying beside pineapple n watermelon.. u c de size eh...gaos tek come smack u also head drop eh siao !this is the so-called pisang tanduk !eh ok la i no more photo le...n i wan slp a while seng b4 i post 2nd for the same title...bye bye u ppl
oh i forgot to say sth,althu those food tiok i complain till bo jit teh cun, but they still taste quite de not very bad la...masih boleh di-eat la...but honestly really "ma-ma tei" la haha !!!!
15 September 2008
untitled part II
okay so i'm back for part II...say tiok kuching ppl no flush rite?? k k..got once lo..my roommate la wake up in the morning wan go toilet lo..manacai baru masuk nia tiok the smell choked !!! then becoz my room is just beside the toilet ma so whenever someone walk pass my room go toilet we also know de..then we heard shhhy shhhy de sound but no flush de sound...so we know lo got 2 suspect..1 is senior 1 is my roommate's classmate...
then very de cipet de lo got once i brush my teeth bah then roommate's classmate finish shhhy shhhy came out saw me...eh hu lagi smile to me but no flush !!!!i pun ter-stunned there...then my roommate n I beh tahan le we tor discuss wat to do..i asked my roommate "u wan i tiao him face to face or wan tepek notice 1st" ...my roommate is si bun lang so he suggested tepek notice 1st pasal i remind him if i out sound i tor si wat ghost rude words also out de...he scare later hsemate+classmate will paise...so i ma typed the notice lo..the content as below
HEY !!!
YOU USE ME, YOU FLUSH ME !!!
DONT SAVE THE WATER !!!
YOU NONEED TO PAY FOR IT !!!
PLEASE KEEP THE TOILET CLEAN !!!
then after noticed tepek-ed, senior got flush d lo...but the classmate also same eh...then got once my roomate told me...he saw classmate no flush so he "remind" him ...manacai classmate no tiao my roommate direct walk back to room ........
u c le...haih....i admit althu i not 洁癖鬼 but i beh tahan also eh ki siao...will die de gong...more biso then the toxic eh !
then noh the shower room noh...since july start sch till now i wash 3 times doh..padahal 5 ppl using !!!!my roomate boleh dimaafkan la pasal he help me clean my room ma he sapu lantai almost every 2 day...i purposely put the brush in the shower room to c will seng mok bit bit...who knows......dunno which ghost la..sikong i left the brush, 'help' me took out put aside !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
慘定 lo like this..i tot roommate i give his classmate 5 chances only ...after tat i wan tiao him face to face haha... but this few days dunno wat happen to him..like suddenly very 卖乖 to us eh !..a while ajok go out makan a while treat me minum (usually kupik ka si eh...really kupik till no ppl got tat type)
roommate said mayb he insaf d haha !!!!!!
anyway...wish u all ha fun at the moon cake fest !
adios amigosss
then very de cipet de lo got once i brush my teeth bah then roommate's classmate finish shhhy shhhy came out saw me...eh hu lagi smile to me but no flush !!!!i pun ter-stunned there...then my roommate n I beh tahan le we tor discuss wat to do..i asked my roommate "u wan i tiao him face to face or wan tepek notice 1st" ...my roommate is si bun lang so he suggested tepek notice 1st pasal i remind him if i out sound i tor si wat ghost rude words also out de...he scare later hsemate+classmate will paise...so i ma typed the notice lo..the content as below
HEY !!!
YOU USE ME, YOU FLUSH ME !!!
DONT SAVE THE WATER !!!
YOU NONEED TO PAY FOR IT !!!
PLEASE KEEP THE TOILET CLEAN !!!
then after noticed tepek-ed, senior got flush d lo...but the classmate also same eh...then got once my roomate told me...he saw classmate no flush so he "remind" him ...manacai classmate no tiao my roommate direct walk back to room ........
u c le...haih....i admit althu i not 洁癖鬼 but i beh tahan also eh ki siao...will die de gong...more biso then the toxic eh !
then noh the shower room noh...since july start sch till now i wash 3 times doh..padahal 5 ppl using !!!!my roomate boleh dimaafkan la pasal he help me clean my room ma he sapu lantai almost every 2 day...i purposely put the brush in the shower room to c will seng mok bit bit...who knows......dunno which ghost la..sikong i left the brush, 'help' me took out put aside !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
慘定 lo like this..i tot roommate i give his classmate 5 chances only ...after tat i wan tiao him face to face haha... but this few days dunno wat happen to him..like suddenly very 卖乖 to us eh !..a while ajok go out makan a while treat me minum (usually kupik ka si eh...really kupik till no ppl got tat type)
roommate said mayb he insaf d haha !!!!!!
anyway...wish u all ha fun at the moon cake fest !
adios amigosss
14 September 2008
untitled part 1
har....怎样? sorry le previous post no put title...
how's u ppl de mooncake celebration? got eat mooncake drink tea eat 柚子 eat kuaci play tanglung ma?
i no lo..pity ka si..as the previous post stated, eat maggie nia..luckily my fren went out makan de time brought me some 烧卖 makan...then midnite de time another fren come pick me out for tiger-beer session..mayb consider as celebration d lo hah !
anyway..u ppl mai sikong i ter-sot tiok blog nah write sokmo..i sajo nyanyo my blog no post to accom him ma..so write as much as i can lo...today topic is bout FLUSH..
say tiok flush...sure u relate it to toilet bah n the famous horse pail bah...
so the story begin...i now duduk di asrama ma, no money ppl is like this d lo..then my apartment got 5 room 2 single room n 3 double room..mine is double room so n i got 1 roommate..half my orang sekampung pasal from Taiping de..i'm the only senior here pasal i duduk sini since 1st sem til now 3rd sem..my roomate this sem baru moved in de..then noh we found tiok kuching pp very de pelik de...use toilet no flush !
oh sorry la ppl i wan stop 1st haha going out while...later i cont again deh..paise paise...
how's u ppl de mooncake celebration? got eat mooncake drink tea eat 柚子 eat kuaci play tanglung ma?
i no lo..pity ka si..as the previous post stated, eat maggie nia..luckily my fren went out makan de time brought me some 烧卖 makan...then midnite de time another fren come pick me out for tiger-beer session..mayb consider as celebration d lo hah !
anyway..u ppl mai sikong i ter-sot tiok blog nah write sokmo..i sajo nyanyo my blog no post to accom him ma..so write as much as i can lo...today topic is bout FLUSH..
say tiok flush...sure u relate it to toilet bah n the famous horse pail bah...
so the story begin...i now duduk di asrama ma, no money ppl is like this d lo..then my apartment got 5 room 2 single room n 3 double room..mine is double room so n i got 1 roommate..half my orang sekampung pasal from Taiping de..i'm the only senior here pasal i duduk sini since 1st sem til now 3rd sem..my roomate this sem baru moved in de..then noh we found tiok kuching pp very de pelik de...use toilet no flush !
oh sorry la ppl i wan stop 1st haha going out while...later i cont again deh..paise paise...
i baru know today is the famous mooncake fest, where ppl eat mooncake n watch the moon to c if the legendary rabbit will appear "swimming" around the moon !
i found tiok very weird lo...asalkan there is any festival or celebration, i sure eat maggie as dinner de...tonite also un-exceptional, eat maggie jugok,is like 冥冥中只有安排 !!! sounds so scary lek
die lo 1st time i miss home haha..miss the time i sit down eat mooncake drink chinese tea wif my family n my uncle...here i sit down eat maggie got la..
anyway, wish u ppl out there happy mooncake fest la..
i found tiok very weird lo...asalkan there is any festival or celebration, i sure eat maggie as dinner de...tonite also un-exceptional, eat maggie jugok,is like 冥冥中只有安排 !!! sounds so scary lek
die lo 1st time i miss home haha..miss the time i sit down eat mooncake drink chinese tea wif my family n my uncle...here i sit down eat maggie got la..
anyway, wish u ppl out there happy mooncake fest la..
13 September 2008
the definition of 慘定
since i came to UNIMAS, i get to know humansss around the whole malaysia..then u know la every state every district de humansss got their own dialect n slange de...so baru few weeks ago, a good fren of mine tor start to conduct a research bout frens around us punya dialect n their 口头禅 lo...
mine : 你中去见那个lecturer (normally is 你必须去见哪个lecturer)
kepong : when we ter-catch him watchin porn he will "我没有哦 ! with the
very high frequencies de 哦
johorian: (when play tiok kill de time) ngai ti(hakka) sien tiao(hokkien) !!
klang ppl : 我曾经代表selangor 去比赛 like nth wrong rite? prob his 代表 pronouce
as dai3 biao4 but not dai4 biao3
k.lipis : 1.妈的，你有够領鸟 (cendeng in our word)咯
2.哇那个女子美到...........(dunno till where,mayb 非洲)
sabahan : u ask him ok onot,he reply "ok bah" (most of us will "ok mah")
kuching : 我吃饱了；最大声了 (another pronouncation prob, his 了 pronounce as liao2~)
sibu ppl : 1.你不可以这样子的 mo...
2.我不认识你 weh...
penang : u phone him he will "har..怎样? with a very polite de slange
perak : when i told him i failed my exam..his 1st reaction is 慘定 ! (just de same as
we sokmo say "charm liao la")
in unimas, the lipis,klang,kelantan sokmo stick together ma...got once when lipis ask klang help, klang said 你看我几疼你 !
since then 3 of us always use this phrase le when any1 ask for help haha..althu sounds a bit gay !
mine : 你中去见那个lecturer (normally is 你必须去见哪个lecturer)
kepong : when we ter-catch him watchin porn he will "我没有哦 ! with the
very high frequencies de 哦
johorian: (when play tiok kill de time) ngai ti(hakka) sien tiao(hokkien) !!
klang ppl : 我曾经代表selangor 去比赛 like nth wrong rite? prob his 代表 pronouce
as dai3 biao4 but not dai4 biao3
k.lipis : 1.妈的，你有够領鸟 (cendeng in our word)咯
2.哇那个女子美到...........(dunno till where,mayb 非洲)
sabahan : u ask him ok onot,he reply "ok bah" (most of us will "ok mah")
kuching : 我吃饱了；最大声了 (another pronouncation prob, his 了 pronounce as liao2~)
sibu ppl : 1.你不可以这样子的 mo...
2.我不认识你 weh...
penang : u phone him he will "har..怎样? with a very polite de slange
perak : when i told him i failed my exam..his 1st reaction is 慘定 ! (just de same as
we sokmo say "charm liao la")
in unimas, the lipis,klang,kelantan sokmo stick together ma...got once when lipis ask klang help, klang said 你看我几疼你 !
since then 3 of us always use this phrase le when any1 ask for help haha..althu sounds a bit gay !
sien ka be si
i will write this post nih coz of angelene eh..i shudn't let her know i got blog...eh hu lagi she asked me to post sth more...just b4 she left for her dinner... i pun a bit sien sien jugok la...tapi this post not funny de element lo honestly...
just now online saw sharon tengoh online so go kacau her while pasal she mid-terming..then i 传授 her my ultimate skill in studying those memorizing de sub,which is study 1 hour then rest 30 minutes, haha ! 4 hour gone doh she belum reply me lui mayb she multicast my skill,study 4 hours rest 1o minutes....but actually this ultimate skill made me failed eh i forgot to tell her haha !
then another just now i received a one month late punya apologize...haih..upset me nia...more explain tor make me more burst..like the volcano more explode more hiong....tapi ho cai for me "bro-hood is worth more than a sms" so i no more angry la actually haha
then baru de just now nih...i very kuai lan lo..fren ajok me for movie tat planned weeks ago..but i duwan go pasal they ajok some gals also...since i came to sarawak,i became gay-er eh...pasal i lazy to entertain gals haha..maklumlah i so charismatic, later if i put my power, 慘定 lo all gals sot tiok me..
just now online saw sharon tengoh online so go kacau her while pasal she mid-terming..then i 传授 her my ultimate skill in studying those memorizing de sub,which is study 1 hour then rest 30 minutes, haha ! 4 hour gone doh she belum reply me lui mayb she multicast my skill,study 4 hours rest 1o minutes....but actually this ultimate skill made me failed eh i forgot to tell her haha !
then another just now i received a one month late punya apologize...haih..upset me nia...more explain tor make me more burst..like the volcano more explode more hiong....tapi ho cai for me "bro-hood is worth more than a sms" so i no more angry la actually haha
then baru de just now nih...i very kuai lan lo..fren ajok me for movie tat planned weeks ago..but i duwan go pasal they ajok some gals also...since i came to sarawak,i became gay-er eh...pasal i lazy to entertain gals haha..maklumlah i so charismatic, later if i put my power, 慘定 lo all gals sot tiok me..
12 September 2008
the story behind this blog
testing testing..testing 1...testing 2...testing 1 2 3...
慘定 !!! even raulito also doing blog,becoming nerd le !
this 闹剧 started on 12-09-2008 1:55:09 p.m. when i kepo go find huang chat before i going for class...ben lai is to explain to him my msn de pm de meaning nia...manacai tiok she bluff do blog !
story begin like this (summary only la)
huang : i always read ur pm de talk gong gong sokmo
raulito : wah if i open blog i ma famous like kennysia?
huang : (start 欺骗-ing me) go la go la
raulito : cannot i dunno how to manage blog
huang : easy nia.......bla bla bla bla bla....
raulito : c la if i got times i will go one la..
huang : i give u 6 days to open 1, i wait u nuh
raulito : ok la u got my words, i'll try to create one
story end......
u ppl c le..si bo si tiok 小妹妹欺骗， mou twin twin tiok bluff go open blog...pulok ask me this nooby on blog de ppl to do so ! tipu me so easy nia...till now i still hin hin dunno wat the heck is the whole page is about lagi haha....mayb i really gong a bit..sabik can write gong gong pm...
but good also if my frens come pong chan my blog...sien sien de time got sth gong gong to laugh at..not bad bah
enough long liao la this opening ceremony...wan go continue discover wat's this about, y ppl can everyday write blog, like no rice eat also die wan blog...bye
慘定 !!! even raulito also doing blog,becoming nerd le !
this 闹剧 started on 12-09-2008 1:55:09 p.m. when i kepo go find huang chat before i going for class...ben lai is to explain to him my msn de pm de meaning nia...manacai tiok she bluff do blog !
story begin like this (summary only la)
huang : i always read ur pm de talk gong gong sokmo
raulito : wah if i open blog i ma famous like kennysia?
huang : (start 欺骗-ing me) go la go la
raulito : cannot i dunno how to manage blog
huang : easy nia.......bla bla bla bla bla....
raulito : c la if i got times i will go one la..
huang : i give u 6 days to open 1, i wait u nuh
raulito : ok la u got my words, i'll try to create one
story end......
u ppl c le..si bo si tiok 小妹妹欺骗， mou twin twin tiok bluff go open blog...pulok ask me this nooby on blog de ppl to do so ! tipu me so easy nia...till now i still hin hin dunno wat the heck is the whole page is about lagi haha....mayb i really gong a bit..sabik can write gong gong pm...
but good also if my frens come pong chan my blog...sien sien de time got sth gong gong to laugh at..not bad bah
enough long liao la this opening ceremony...wan go continue discover wat's this about, y ppl can everyday write blog, like no rice eat also die wan blog...bye
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