25 September 2008

finally got 1 i gaso funny de post le !

haha ! i submitted that estupido proposal althu memang tak sampai lecturer de requirement tapi i memang do the best doh...sedaya upaya 呕心沥血 till not enough blood need to hospital le... and tonite i going back doh....haha ! i'm dewa bah, wan go back kelantan celebrate hari raya !!!!


so ar...b4 i balik raya, i share a lil short story wif u ppl 1st la...in UNIMAS sarawak noh..got 1 guy named raulito lo..his eye very small de...u cant even c is eye from far far away..only c two black dots nia..then noh his roommate very bad lo...pasal recently tat raulito wear spec ma...then morning de time roommmate ask raulito " y u morning wear spec eh,got power de meh, i tot u wear just to look more nerd" raulito beh cut sia....then pun replied him " got power de eh...morning hav to wear coz eye belum open full ma wait jatuh longkang how"

as i mentioned b4 sarawak de weather very hot bah...so noh sometimes noh when raulito walking under the sun noh..is like walk with his eye closed de eh..doh la small eye, tiok lagi the sunshine so bright,nyanyo him jugok...luckily noh the size of eye doesnt determine de wideness of eye view lo..if not his eye appear 1 line then his world ma = 1 small thin line????????

then noh..these few days rush assignment ma, almost everyday slp tak sampai 6 hours lo...then his fren tat klang guy tor asked raulito " eh y u can tahan noh slp so less,somemore wont look tired de" then raulito replied him wat blackie wu said b4 " i know d la sure is coz ur eye small, so u noneed rest so much de..slp while enough doh battery charge full full doh"

then this small eye punya raulito noh got 1 u cannot expected de ultimate skill...during class u wont know he is slping or reading de...when u tot he slping, he can sense tiok u pulok..then when u tot he paying full concentration to class, actually he is slping..just becoz his eye very small !!!!!!
he start to fully utilize his ultimate skill while he was in form5 he tersempak with sleeping god of tat class n so too hor sat beside him..tat god named CHEE GIAP SIONG haha..for those who based in kelantan somemore ex-chunghwa sure know who is tat!!! he memang best wif raulito la sajo pity raulito tiok his sleeping virus..

tapi ini membawakan sedikit keburukan jugok coz teacher will sikong u slp in class while u're not...for example hor...in secondary school, especially form 5 de time...raulito tiok Aw Tui Jee in Bio then Pn.Faridah in BI...then hor,got once,he memang terslp in BIO class de...then tiok Ms.Aw sensed tiok so she shouted very loud in de class lo, manacai tat si raulito very licik eh..he said "i no slp la teacher,dun becoz my eye so small n i put my book on my leg under drawer while reading then u tor sikong i slp le pls" Ms.AW tiok beh ki wif him eh n said "u mai sikong u eye small can slp in class nah!!!! n whole class laugh like gong !!!!

then hor pulok Pn.Faridah de class..also same raulito will terslp de eh...(actually shud say every class also same)...then got once..he really no slp, REALLY PUT BOOK ON LEG UNDER DRAWER..tapi tiok Pn.Faridah shoot chalk on head...hor cai she never go learn archery b4, so she missed cue haha ! then frens around him go saksi lo give keterangan...then dunno who la suddenly out sound "teacher ar his eye too small eh dun misunderstood him le,pity him nih" pulok all laugh like gong,raulito kaki also beh tahan,even Pn.Faridah pun laugh !!!!

ok la enough long d la my story, perhaps over-long d lo haha...so i wan go wash clothes seng liao la..bye bye ppl enjoy this story deh


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