back go jungle

hai...this is my 1st sem since i back to jungle again...actually i this noon baru reached de jugok...1st thing to check mesti wireless 1st liao le...no connection to online will die eh ! luckily they din close for holiday !!!!

anyway c u guys...keep an eye for my blog la..for sure got alot of bodoh thing appear again as new sem start tmr.officially hah !!!

Real Madrid

almost every of my fren know i minat Real Madrid till siao de...no wrong,i tor si minat till siao...just now i watched they played against Valencia in La Liga...really ncie...unfortunately 1-0 won only...shud hav scored more....

Higuain althu score the only goal,but he missed..got la 9876545678 chances...even Vaart hit post once then Guti missed once too

n dunno y the Robben tonite eat kaki eh..duwan passing ppl de wan try himself out! if not 5-0 won at least..add in those missed de haha

Real Madrid will play against Liverpool in Uefa Champions League Last 16....they all come tell me " ur team sure lose de" haha...we'll wait n see...hope tat they can keep their morale n form always like tonite...really great play till no words say eh...

unluckily vaart was substituted out..he is great,but duno y this fwe matches he lost form eh,mayb tactical problem??hope tat he will regain his form soon..

i know u know i very minat him...yes,he is the icon of Real Madrid..he is the leading scorer of the team n UCL..he is the leader of the team,he is Raul,my super idol...he din start up against Valencia as he had a flu...but on for 2nd half..apparently he still suffering from flu..not much effort from him

but i'm sure he will be back in action soon becoz he is Raul,the one and only Raul of Real Madrid !

today is today,tmr is day after tmr de yesterday

halo everybody..i today quite happy haha !!! 1st 1st my sis come back althu i meet her sokmo but we seldom meet at home eh pasal i sarawak ma susoh a bit wan gathering at home...

then i received 1 present from my fren, came back from oversea de...said take it as my bday present haha pasal wait i go sarawak liao wont meet tiok d ma althu my bday 21345432 days long lui..

then noh...most happy de is got ppl confess to me eh haha !!! i d 100000000000 years no tiok ppl confess d eh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but noh sad jugok...coz got 1 fren noh, i chat wif her ma then too hor saw her photo wif her fren then her fren quite lenglui then i ma ask a bit bit like tat lo...mancai tiok my fren said i go chat wif her is pasal tat lenglui nia...say till i like very bad eh (althu i really got ask alot la) !!!

another weekend again

times pass so fast eh, no wonder ppl said times like arrow, "suut" 1 sound hilang liao...today is 19th d eh 10 more days i going back jungle le...

last nite went dinner wif aunt n her frens, all geng geng lawyer, young lawyers all...talk gong gong all eh...really is gong gong tat type like me de..but i paise paise plus yesterday i not feeling well so i diam diam eat nia haha...

ben lai i sikong eat finish i can escape the "jay's curse" doh...manacai beh hu eat finish tiok one of them said "eh just now lui i keep look gaso he look like jay chow eh" then others also holer holer there...my aunt also eh go add "olor u ppl dunno nia he go till sarawak also got ppl say eh,even his secondary sch de teacher also refer him as jay" really is.......

then after dinner jiang ajok go limteh said suling ajok de..at Oriental, near riverside there...so i ma ajok chialiang lo...tat si chialing noh..siao de..10pm nia he said lazy out le...brush teeth change cloth le...siao eh him so early dunno for wat...pah tiok i die die pull out le..

then we ma walk go lo...opposite his hse nia ma,behind de stupid restaurent i mentioned b4 haha !! then wan sit outside de but no place so sit inside lo sajo hot abit,outside got "river wind" blow ma...so i go toilet 1st lo..then came took order..si chialiang think very long then he said "teh O beng" i really ......pah he order roti bakar lui..tiok i kaope coz ajok de time he lazy la...now he order eat before me lui haha..i order limau ais,gave me lemon ais...teruk

then noh..wait 3000000 hours our drinks only sampai eh..b4 this i heard doh the servive very slow but coz we never been ma so wan experience ourselves lo..really is slow like...the bancuh water de ppl slow eh..waiter also sit down waiting d haha..

then jiang n hao came lo...the ppl ajok de no appear lui pasal she got another round 1st haha !! so jiang them came,sit gaso got la 15 minute baru come ask order eh....jiang said pulok "sure is c me like no money ppl lazy come take order" haha he siao de sokmo say this...

pah jiang n hao order lo..tat si chialiang order again !!!! tiok i kaope again le...he said "come d ma no eat ma waste go..." i beh chut sia wif him lo haha...

then we again wait till neck also long like ziraffa d eh food n drinks still no come...pah ajok chee...he said "ok soon got thing do now" until food drinks come he never show face eh...u think how??

pah suling came lo...order again, this time we 2nd round order lo accom suling ma..i order 100plus then chialiang order i just now order de lemon ais...i purposely order 100plus so tat fast fast come..manacai still the same wait till our neck become longer than just now doh baru come,

pulok lemon ais not same wif i ordered just now haha..no give lemon slice de, so i ask chialiang wan onot just now mine,i finished water nia ma lemon i no eat haha !!!!jiang order horlick hot, like noneed modal buy de horlick give till very thick,sweet die jiang haha..then hao de green tea nih full wif jasmine smell,he said like the indian temple de water like tat haha !!!!

conclusion is the shop tak boleh pergi la (for me la) pasal service teruk air teruk bancuh-er teruk....only the counter nia very effective,we go there nia terus "RMxxx" haha!!!

professional tor si different

huh...pro de salesperson tor si different lo...just now i received a hp call...said from rhb bank de..i ma listen lo pasal i'm their user also ma...i tot got wat happen to my acount...manacai is wan kai siao me buy assurance eh...she said get my info from RHB bank de,this promotion is only offer for bank user...

pah i said i not interested doh, she still kai siao me n explain to me the policy...very long n very fast pulok she talk, for example la the content is "a-z" so long ma...then took around 5 minute per round eh

then she finished explain ma ask me wan send teh policy to which address, (sikong i minat wan buy), i said i duwan buy, not interested, pulok she repeat the "a-z" again...round 2..then finish explain ask again how to approach me...

pah i said again le i duwan buy..come again !!! round 3 fight...like machine gun eh blablabla...then i at lat beh tahan i said duwan la really duwan i really not interested..then she baru "oh ok la thank you bye bye"


really is pro de machine gun eh...i bh tahan jugok...wan shut her call nih duwan pulok...maklumlah i'm a good person, althu she dunno me haha !!!!

really beng eh keep talk like self syok-ing like tat, till i almost fall asleep go !!!

hey....

guys,i know u ppl miss me alot n support me as well as i support my beloved Real tat mampus kalah all de time recently,but not tat i duwan to update eh...is pasal i seriously seriously honestly honestly really really really really very very very very bz wif NOTHING TO DO...tat is so i cant update lo...tokke u all wan i simply type "hi n bye" here???

for ur info, my daily life is like the following,morning 11 wake if got things to do if not tor 12 or 1 baru wake...then makan play games tengok tv, 8pm dinner then games tv n internet chatting zhor siao wif 1 siao lang joker sometimes...untill 3 or 4 or 5 sometimes 6 baru go to bed eh...

no laugh point de thing u wont read de ma somemore from my blog...wait my 1 life reputation destructed by 1 boring post..not worth eh...althu now my reputation gone half doh coz of the previous post...

early know duwan post eh, all ppl come ask me...this time bring sh*t up body liao lo !!!! by the way, i gaso i wan sick liao nih..everytime holiday sure sick de coz routine all terbalik!!!

by the way, my stupid adidas stuff not yet sampai rumah, dunno izzit half way tiok ppl rampas go eh..like those ancient story, woman was married to other places for diplomatic purpose , then the woman's bf half road go grab her n kahwin lari !!!!!!!

发表声明

i really wan ki siao d....suey till no ppl got tat type....jing ran tat si sharon came ask me "eh u minat xxx ar, i heard many fren said nuh"

siao liao siao liao...thousand wrong hundred wrong also tat TCP eh...show me her photo in frenster, gaso coz of this, tertinggal jejak at her page "who viewed me" there..

then frenster also ki siao eh...i ming ming no even log in, jingran can suddenly added her as fren..really got ghost lo !!!

si sharon somemore compare xxx wif my goddess j.alba !!! really is spoil her image nia

我宁愿做太监都不会minat她！！！！

my desktop

i dunno wat happen lo, hasu noh,since back to kb alot taiji happened eh..1st 1st tor adidas pang ki...then tiok last nite wan eat 1 meal also hard like climb sky...then today airasia kenak..pah now 1 more...

since i back, mom told me home de desktop kisiao..so i ma took go hospital lo...need to do operation change brain (ram) change heart (motherboard)..so ma left there lo...just now the hospital manager called me said ok d can discharge le...so i asked my mom go take lo coz i no go out today...

pah i just now wan pasang balik semua-semua kaki dan tangan dan kepala ma...who knows....kepala (monitor) cannot attached,because noh.........no port for kepala..ci eh i also forgotten eh..coz my pc bought quite long d..together wif monitor ma,the monitor is old fashion de, need special port de not like now widescreen cucuk usb port can d...

pah i change heart ,so the whole CPU = new de lo...then i forgotten my monitor old de eh,gaso tat hosp doctor also forgot la...so now i noneed c screen liao lo! gaso need go buy new monitor pulok lo..

this also means tat, wan pokkai again lo ! operation also cost around 400 doh..!

y must like this???

haih...econ merosot really sesek me also ! si airaisa make me heartache till......................

i bought ticket for new year doh, cost me,no sorry,cost my dad RM437....somemore i ponteng 2 days eh...manacai i just now sedak sedak go check again...wat the !!!!!!!!! the price now jatuh kuat eh,noneed ponteng de price = ponteng de price d...

b4 this i checked 23rd nite n 2nd feb de price 600++, so i bought 21st de lo...cost me 400++ i tot can save 200++ doh, mancai now 23rd de only 400 nia eh ! tulan ka be si eh...21st de lagi teruk...326 nia !!

beh tahan benar tat airasia like this kenak me this no money ppl...kek sim till........

stupid friday

yesterday was friday ma...then chialiang ajok-ed me to go his hse, to play games together, because he had just formatted his desktop (actually was due to virus attack haha) n his pc is clear from whole lots of burden, so he bought games n wan to play 2player wif me...

so i brought my joystick go lo..who knows his pc still sth wrong, when i plug in joystick n 2nd keyboard, all the (main keyboard + joystick + external keyboard) hampalang cant function !! all siao go !

so we tried another games, then it works, but when it works they jing ran ajok kick ball again !!!!! n forced me go also haha...muscle pain pain still follow go eh, then kena ppl hit 3 times, pade me nia! gaso tmr cannot walk pulok !!!!!

nite de time liang ajok dinner opposite his hse, he said there belut n waterchicken nice..so we went 7pm,order order,8pm baru start eat, pasal tiok other ppl grab cue eh, gaso they sikong 3 teenager no money, young young like tat, duwan serve us 1st...

we sit there saw some ppl come only 5 minute, they serve rice n spoon then 10 minutes lagi start eat d...we wait half an hour, baru serve spoon ONLY...

pah nvm lui, then start serve rice, they come say sorry pasal BELUT NO MORE....we were thinking "sure no more la, doh u served others table 1st while we order 1st" but then we din ki siao there la coz liang stay opposite nia, must give him face, wait his hse window tiok eat batu bo pade haha...

then order water, 20 minute no come !!!!! patuh when we wan cabut, i ma raised hand lo wan ask them kiro, manacai 1 of them saw me noh, turn her head away pulok...hin eh...

dunno hamik restaurent is tat eh haih.....i told liang, no next time doh wan me step into tat place....

pros n cons of sport

2 nites ago went futsal wif fren...do sport is good la out sweat,exercise bit bit, but got cons also eh..

as u all know, if long din sport, when u 1st do after so long, wil muscle pain de ma..but noh..i today baru pain kao lat kao lat eh...the leg pain till.......walao eh walk also cannot eh...step up stairs also hard, like put cement tat type walk..

drive finish wan come out from car also hav to adjust here there,need use hand to angkat the kaki to put outside the car door !!!

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last nite went kick ball again...walao eh i really cannot go d..old d, need to retired d, but hocai not like tat day run run go sit outside take fresh air...this time just slow a bit , like tayar eat nails, slowly slowly de wind come out like tat...kelantan language is "panchet"

this few nites i keep going out eh haha...bo pien i'm charismatic enough, frens alot (but actually everynite same gang de fren ajok de) following weeks i think i'll be more bz, more n more frens coming back..

maklumlah i'm bercharismatic de ppl, somemore not easy wan meet tiok me..this is a very 千载难逢 de opportunity to meet me...

人不自爽枉少年　哈哈！

如果没有你

为何我的挚爱，到现在还是一败再败，抬不起头，换了265433个教练还是一样...

嘿...我真的好想你，现在窗外面又开始下起雨，眼睛干干的，有想哭的心情，不知道你现在到底在哪里...如果没有你，没有过去，我也不会伤心，但是有如果，还是要爱你...反正一切来不及，反正没有了状态......我真的好想你，






































我亲爱的 REAL　ＭＡＤＲＩＤ

oh ini macam

after i said i EQ high noh..got few fren feedback to me...then got 1 ppl noh..i very thx nuh..she 一语道破梦中人，make me 恍然大悟 eh..she said "u not EQ high la, ppl not dare quarrel wif u or argue wif u is because u look like serial killer eh...杀人犯, so fierce"

原来如此！！！

unbelievable

this 2 days frens who know angeline must be having hard times...so do i but i always said myself EQ high so i beres de..but sad to say tat gaso my IQ above average nia...pasal always like this de eh if EQ high IQ tor lose a bit, if IQ best de ppl sure attitude like shit de..

so hor since tat sien sien n moody moody a bit, chialiang asked me go out, ma go lo..we went to 2 of 3 of most crowded de place in Kelantan..billion n tesco.ben lai wan go kb mall de manacai parking also beh hu...jam like siao eh !

we went billion n tesco pun sajo nia go waste some times there haha...then back home de time i checked my email...walau eh i won sth from the adidas de contest eh..

gaso not tipu de coz got my addresss n the email i sent to participate the game...it was a contest found in FHM eh..i'm a loyal FHM reader...from the email, written there i won a hamper worth RM150, but hav to go collect at office myself !!!!! ci eh i also no go down kl !!!

but then hocai i scroll down, they got offer delivery service, sajo need to pay RM12 la haha !!!! so firm firm use knee think also know i will ask they deliver liao le haha...

happy gong in my whole life i never win any contest i participate online de eh..this 1st time eh n the answer noh only as simple as abc...i only type "YES" n sent...itu saje...n now i won ADIDAS hampe gong !!!

it must be angeline my fren do magic before she left us to another world..


R.I.P my fren

人生无常啊！

life is full wif unexpentancy.. few nites ago, i received a new, my former taekwondo coach passed away..i was superbly surprised becoz he was very fit n very healthy guy,n suddenly just.....

after this shocking news, yet i received another, my fren angeline went into coma..n she left us too...wat a tragic. in just a few days time, such a nice gal went thru several critical condition n then say goodbye to this wonderful world..

mayb THEY too tertarik wif their kopi session until ignore our prayers..the Hand of God never appear..

人生无常啊~！

thx sky thx land

actually i write this for fun only...noon de time received wrong info, tot sth happen to my fren, sad for few minutes, but then received a good news, which totally revoke my sadness....thx sky thx god the latter is real de....

now im trying so hard to negotiate wif my fellow GOD fren, hope tat they can give face to me this God of Gamble haha !

topicless

chat wif 1 crazy gal till now eh...n she said her mouth become 10cm bigger...

finally now i know y recently less ppl chat wif me...especially after Batman the Dark Knight was on theater...they duwan their mouth become as big as joker !!!

blessing

tonite is quite a..i dunno how to describe,its like rojak, hamik sai feeling also got...1st 1st nih i received a call from fren ajok me out, i ma go lo rain big big i go lui...3 ppl in a car tot wan go minum a bit de..manacai the passenger inside d mabuk de n he end up wif uekking all around the car !!! n my fren n i sent him home lo...

then after back home chat wif frens, one of them told me kubang kerian flood haha, tat place 1st time flood i think,hin liao, flash flood only la coz rain nonstop ma the water all gathering together, coz long time no meet eh every november n december only they come out meet...

then i chat wif sharon, she told me tat sth happend to one of our frens n admitted to usm for few days d..her condition sounds critical...

she is a nice gal..may GOD bless her..

666

wah today i log in my blog de time the hit counter is 666, which is the evil number for christian, no wonder la i today keep on let ppl say i'm bad...

today i learn a lesson -->dun judge a book by cover...i get to know a fren outside look is human, but inside actually is a pig eh !

last nite watch real madrid's game, no watch good lui watch le upset till................... beh hu 3 minute already conceded...dunno wat the heck happen to them this season...i think the coach bye bye soon la..got lengcai vaart duwan use, put tat stupid drenthe...wat the...

by the way i more n more n more minat van der vaart d haha he quite lengcai gong, n his wife also leng ka be si haha... this photo de both ppl i most minat now in Real Madrid haha...number 7 is my long-long-long time favourite also the skipper..n the guy beside tor si Rafael Van der Vaart d..no wonder my fren very worry bout me they tot i becoming gay...somemore i really dun hav gf now haha

kb ar kb

today kb rain whole day eh siao liao...going to flood d...but still, alots of visitors coming into kelantan...mayb they never experienced the joy of flood..

nite de time i went dinner wif fren..need to go over the famous kelantan river n kelantan bridge..b4 the bridge got 1 traffic lite, formerly a big roundabout..dunno which architect so clever suggest to turn it into traffic lite, said can reduce traffic jam eh...

then noh the traffic lite become very big lo..about 4 lanes each side...then today raining n dunno got wat event la everyone crossing the river...so the whole traffic lite is totally chaos

my side green lite, but cant move, the other 3 sides all moving !!!!!!!!  u ppl imagine urself le..wat de..i stuck in the traffic like for 40 minutes i think got lo..then after i get rid of the traffic lite, more interesting de case lui waiting me ahead..from 4 lanes a side, hav to combine into 1 single n only lane, coz the bridge got only 1 lane !!!!!!!

4 into 1 eh uncle !!!! i dunno wan praise jkr or government or which architect or engineer eh !!!!!!

drove 1 hour to go dinner then 1 hour to go back home... !!!!!

hehe

sorry le i dunno wat topic to put, so simply put a "hehe" only haha...

weird eh today newspaper no news about the thief stole my adidas, i tot will out paper haha ( fyi, go c my curse on my previous post )

last nite i dunno mabuk wat, haven drink d mabuk, berd came chat wif me complain i din go futsal on the other nite, then ask me today noon free onot for futsal, i tot he was samuel, i also pelik doh how come samuel mou twin-twin back to kb somemore futsal...but i din noticed the email address also haha !

then today noon berd called me confirm wif me again i asked him " har i got promised u futsal meh? i last nite got chat wif u meh"  but then i went for futsal also la since i di promised him haha.. siao liao eh me...

but wnt futsal i think i kicked half an hour only d tired like cow eh ! then i walked out, somemore no ppl saw haha...suddenly they shout "eh ah fong nih y hilang d" haha

siao liao eh me !

i very suey

haih today i very suey lo...noon de time chia liang come fetch me, we go kai kai...went kb mall then we tapao sth back to his hse for his family...then he brought me to the new apartment opposite his hse, tat's a new building la so just to showed me la

who knows.....just about 10 minutes only 10 minutes nih i went inside his hse, then i lost my adidas slipper, haih...made me scold rude words only...if was he, he will lost his xxxxxxxxxxxxx tonite, if was her will lost her zzzzzzz as welll....

then i bought 1 dvd, animation lai de i go back try c tot no subtitle coz in japanese de..but hocai at last let me found subtitle haha !

only 10 minute also lost d my slippers haih..very not safe lo tat place...siao de..make me no mood go out nia after tat..but chialiang also said paise wif me la coz he was the one suggested to go c new hse de..so he said wan treat me eat haha ~

then at nite my long lost fren called me eh from aus, very far nuh, never call me de eh but today suddenly call, but i at outside yamcha, so chat a while wif her nia...

so noh gdnite la haha

reached home !

reach home around 1, tat time rain-rain a bit..after lunch watch movie 1st haha then walk here walk there seng...

i think around 3 sth la i felt so tired n tried to get a slp, who knows, belum slp, someone called men picked me out, need my help on GPS on his hp..then went for KFC for tea haha...only this guy will think bout KFC as place to yamcha..


after while, YDPS came meet up wif us n we changed station to hayaki 24hours (yamcha place)...b4 hayaki, the driver ask me to help him buy his hp's car charger so i stop by at a shop i used to go to buy lo...then the aunty is my mom's fren n nowadays become my fren too haha so she charged me only RM4 while it shud be RM10

then the driver very scare die, keep asking me "original de ma?will explode de ma? can use de ma?"
so i said " we test now la, if explode bo pien lo together die, i also scare die de eh, like this la u get out 1st i plug in if din explode u just come in car again haha"

get home for dinner, after dinner watch tv wif granny..but then i fall asleep lo..i think it was 9sth becoz i was waiting for a drama on 930pm de...but i din even heard the opening song eh ! until today morning 8am i just wake !!!!!!!!!!!!!

midnite i got open my eyes a few times la haha n i saw my mom sitting beside me n.....sleeping too haha !

cant imagine i can slp so long eh the 1st nite in kb...since i actually enough slp doh in thong's car..still can slp 12 hours at home somemore just on sofa in living hall not in my room my own bed nih...if my bed, mayb whole day slp there d eh haha..

road to kota bharu

yesterday i sat yang dipertuan sotong's car back kb...around 5 start n around 1sth reached...whle on the way from lipis-gua musang we saw 1 car terpesong into i dunno is jungle or forest or mountain or hill de roadside...

tat time i was resting wif my eyes closed, thong saw it fast fast wake me up asked ask me wat to do haha, coz he scared if anything happen wif the passengers, dunno how to help,actually i also.....let say if someone break hand break leg, we 2 nia will kelam-kabut also de..

but then while we discussing if to stop to look-look onot, we saw 1 ppl infront measuring road haha so we went to him n told him wat we saw...after tat thong said he saw someone walked out from the car, so we pun patah balik lo...

luckily no pp injured eh...then luckily saw the kereta tarik passed by, then we pun throw the case there la coz a few 'hot blood' person were there too...when we cont our journey, thong asked me "eh u saw plat onot wan buy number nih" but we both forgot to haha.

im still here !

haha i still in KL la...teruk lo..tot wan back today de but thong got sth to do then we go hiao here hiao ther...at last decided tmr only back early in the morning haha coz late d if reach also nite, somemore according to mom KB rain like hell...so its better not to drive when too late hehe..

so kb ppl c u tmr la 

bitten by tiger

wei u ppl tot i holiday sure alot of times can write a lot of post izzit?

tell u wat, exactly terbalik lo, coz i this few days only sit at home never go out, (got la few times lah haha) so nth stupid or funny happen so nth to write la...sabar man, sabar ..will try my best de...

i last 2 days went for drinks wif my future sis in law's bro, all free de haha paise jugok eh...this few days coz my bro n gf not in ma, then too hor he came KL too, so he ajok me out too when he going out to makan or minum then all he pay for me eh, we not tat cook de b4 this haha..but now add 1 more kaki minum de fren, not bad wat..

went minum twice wif him n his fren,all also those "i know them but i not really know them" de ppl..but they also "know me but not really know me also" coz sesek chunghwa ma, pulok me so lengcai, they saw me b4 at sch so rmb a bit bit like tat lo...

then yesterday nih my U de fren find me out..1sth wake me up said coming soon, manacai i wait till 330 baru appear...after eat, they lalu said wan go up hill hunting wo...since i d up thief car, can follow only lo...

sunday memang lots ppl lo, somemore holidays, big big small small de ppl all got, is like whole malaysia de ppl come genting tat type eh....

tell u ppl wat, this time i up hill no hunt at all, coz out of bullets haha...my fren's luck not tat good yesterday, all contribute to the genting management to pay their electric bills....so ask for my bullets, so basically generally i just go eat wind at genting haha n also gave some professional advices for my 1st-time-hunting de fren..

anyway, today morning hor, b4 my future sis in law's bro leaving for kuantan, spend me bfast again, haha sipe paise wif him eh...tapi he nth la somemore he work, i wan pay him he duwan take...ajok meet at kelantan lui...tat time i just belanja back him la noh...

today is 23rd november

today 23rd november i still in KL haha haven back to kb...last nite 4 sth just slpt then today morning 7 early 8 early dunno which neighbor start drilling n knocking here n there, n i was so easily woke up, since im those alarm haven ring only vibrate also can wake de ppl...

noon ate domino haha...who said "this world no free lunch"??? the pizzas were free from my future sis in law eh...after tat psps-ing while n movie while i slp again till 9 sth my future sis in law's bro wake me up haha n he brought me for dinner wif a bunch of his fre (kb ppl too i know them but i dunno them) 

after dinner, u know la few ekor guys together yamcha, wat tea lagi got? sure le "red fur cool tea" rite...so we went to a pub at T.T.D.I for some drinks...n a few games of "chor tai di"..

3am like tat back to home...n writing blog now lo...n then i wan stop here le bye bye !!!

up hill kill tiger

last nite YDP sotong, me, ball god yang n kulut wui went up hill aiming to kill tiger....then around 11 like tat we went lo...on the way, met wif police 1st, ask for duit kopi, coz kulut wui's car fixed halogen lite, u know la it is against law de ma, then we fast hand last eye d saw the blue siren signal direct change to normal lite, but too slow, so stopped by police, he said " u tangan cepar ar terus tukar itu lampu" my fren almost said " tapi mata u lagi cepar oh nampak lagi lampu putih" haha....then we treat them RM20 de coffee lo...

after tat, when finding parking at genting, saw alots uncle walking towards car, so we wait tot they already caught tiger going to sell the skin, who knows they waved hand signaled us not going out so we said " sure is let tiger makan d, wan slp at car coz no money rent room" 

i think around 1 or mayb 1 la we enter the jungle start hunting....gaso after 2 hours nia all bitten by tiger d n all finished all bullets haha ! for sure we reload lo n hunt again...

hunt n hunt n hunt, untill morning 9 nuh...n the result only the me able to hunt some baby tigers, others contribute bill electric bill water for genting haha...all kaope me said "who ask u suggest tonite go hunt de u c la all kong ka kiao lo, today till cny also need to eat banana n maggie liao lo!!!"

mouth kaope kaope, but when asked wan eat wat bfast, went to dim sum pulok haha...really duno die word how to write eh all..

tuh la ppl said, wan go hunting must bring enough bullets n bring le machine gun or rifle, dun bring pistol like polis use de, 6 bullets nia, monkey also wont die la like this !!!!!!!

holiday - -

holiday now...will lepak kl gaso 1 week haha but now no idea yet so u all wait for my post patiently k thx alot haha

i'm back

eh finally i can write sth on my blog again haha..perhaps i shud say UNIMAS very considerable lo..know this 2 week is final exam week, purposely make de connection slower than turtle...so tat i can concentrate study...

but, things are always go against ur will...the turtle-speed connection make me more desirable to write blog..keep on refresh the page n keep reconnect haha..n finally, 'when there's a will, there's a (dunno wat ghost i forgotten)

n now hor actually is 6sth am in the morning sun only wake...i haven slp for the whole nite lo just becoz later will de my last exam of the sem..since its already morning so i decided trying to not to slp until finish exam la...to c if i can stand for so many hours onot...my record was almost 5 days nite no slp eh wahaha....

ok la i wan cont go do my study 1st..c u ppl soon

teruk lo

got 2 more exam to go...but now kong ka kiao-ing lo...legal system tmr, hav to memorize those federal constitution's article...hey, damn a lots la man, then u tot only constitution? courts, judiciary, laws...all waiting for me to say hi to them before exam n say bye to them after exam..

aha~!

wah now exam-ing, really teruk eh carry marks dah lah not high sangat, final pulok harder than up sky..this time dunno how i die lo, either 5 horse seperate body, or bones and feature all crashed or body and head ter-seperate...

later got 2 exam 1 morning 1 afternoon, so i hav to "study hard" haha...n therefore, i learn ppl to bancuh kopi lo..i took the zebra container given by my ex hsemate, n took out 4 pack of the nescafe 3 in 1...n start bancuh-ing...

ben lai wan bancuh 5 packs de...but i scare die coz the nescafe already dead de eh...their time of death was 8th of november, in other words they just freshly dead eh haha...i was hoping that the nescafe can seduce my brain to vomit out everything i studied... u c the container, bigger than my mouth, n i pour the water almost 3/4 of it...drink till i wan pengsan eh the stomach like ballon so big...

sorry la no next time d..i surrender ~

hello everybody

the time is 0317 now, n actually i tmr, eh not tmr, today got exam de...2pm but now i still very energetic, just finished skype wif long-no-skype-de-fren...althu the line siao siao a bit tapi sedak jugok long never play oversea chatting...the conversation ended with "i wan go cooking le" which is unbelievable for me coz she said " my fren said i cook like restaurant de standard"

anyway i shud studying now de..but then i feel like wan to pause a while so i decided to write sth here...nowadays i add 1 more nickname..pls call me love guru now...but specifically shud call me guru for everything lo..

last nite 6 monkeys ask study duwan la, gathered front of one laptop, msn-ing wif gals...then i help them to counter the gals' attack ma...wif only 1% of my power...then my words too high-tech, till my fren said "walau eh shud call u love guru d, but weird lo till now u still single, not really convincing nih"

actually the "love guru" came from a movie de....casting got J.Alba n many mores la...haha i only rmb Alba nia...the Love Guru is an psychologist lai de..i quite pro in counter-ing ppl's prob ma so they call me guru...then i said i still single coz waiting for jessica alba...haha

teruk-nya !!! wake up bah raulito !!!! exam d still wan koya jessica alba !!!!

paise paise

hmm..here i am to make some correction, on the other day i was too frustuated and being so hot-tempered, i wan to take back some of my words, i mean SOME....which is not ALL kelantan's malay are being so brainless, it's just some of them la...

in the 100% population, 96% of them are malays, n mayb 47% of them are the brainless-gang la..then another 47% having kacang-pea's size brain while the 2% rest are those brilliant minded one lo...i have malay frens too from kelantan n they are great, few of them know each because sama-sama being side-kicked to sarawak haha..

last year got 1 hsemate, oghe ketereh, always cook himself n asked me to join him when i'm alone...its very kind of him, althu just normal food, might be just fried eggs, sardines n some veges, but its nice too... n another few of them will stop by to chit-chat a while de when ter-meet at roadside haha...

then hor my ex-hsemate, always ajok me yamcha de when holiday both of us back to kelantan...always ajok "jom Hayaki (yam-cha place), kawe di ambik demo"
u c le so nice, ketereh come down pick me up althu my hse got 3 super huge de big dog haha...

so le...correct also cannot judge the whole bags of bean just becoz the 1st few bean eaten by bugs..itu la setitik ink memjejaskan secawan susu...

so le wan to say sorry la previous post seems very extreme a bit...but still when talk about my own hometown de malay noh..sigh...(imagine i mengeleng-gelengkan kepala while i type this sentence) i really no eye to see no words to say d...upset disappointed n.........HAIH !!!

teruk...

kelantan malay is helpless hopeless gutless brainless (if got brain also gaso like the kacang pea so small lo) dunno they everyday sembayang 5 times for wat ghost use lek...dunno respect ppl privacy at all..pulok wan ka ka ciao ciao bout other races...u crictizes ur own races i baru no time to tiao u...now come touch tiok we chinese de hair...walau eh..

just now msn-ing wif fren, she told me 1 of kelantan most respectful teacher kena malay attack...y? just because car knock car...i very PROUD of my hometown de malay eh...no matter u knock him or he knock u, 1st thing is all get down from car, n he will hit u, wif watever he can, if not tor si will 'phiu wit' the whole kampung de malay come out sekeh u...if u knock him lagi teruk lo, pasal he knock u also u kena hit d...

pah after tat chat wif wei peow, he told me his dad kena attacked too last month, just bcoz some stupid matter..his dad is innocent de lo..nyanyo uncle long hin hin tiok eat belt nia...

bo chai their tok guru such a respectful leader in islam, spiritual leader in PAS, then always teach his anak buah to do good, but they upset tok guru lo...i kick tok guru upset also haih...

their terukness MEMANG SEMAKIN TERUK LA~!

start exam..

start exam d lo..sajo i no start lui la...so everyday eat book lo eat till malay pig sembayang pagi 5am eh...then baru i slp..til till 12pm sun burning my ass d i baru wake haha...siao de articles many like bukit mertajam so tajam...duunoo how to digest haha...

just now hor my fren kai siao me 1 website...no c still very love my kelantan still thinking wan fren fren wif malay, manacai after tat, wah...u give me RM1000000000000000000000 i mayb just will consider a bit fren wif them la haha !

in tat dunno is website or blog or watever thing la...insult chinese lo...u write ur own pig kaum i dun care, but sesek chinese i cannot lo..pulok sesek my fren inside jugok...kanine, make me wat rude words also scold nia...cell dunno die how many million thousand ekor haha !

bo chai ppl ask bout kelantan de time i keep promoting althu memang kelantan not much to promote to ppl d, but still i die die say all good, black de also can become white let me say till....haih...

no spread to whole world bout tat siao lang i cannot call raulito haha !

study again

very pity eh..i kena my roommate scolded, he said slp slp slp evreyday slp, 11pm slp also 1pm wake, 5am slp also 1pm wake, u better 5pm slp dok..then i said eh like tis la..since u every morning 9-10 like tat d wake, u sun bian wake me up nuh...no matter last nite wat time i slp la...

then 30 minutes ago, he really wake me up haha ! but now after gosok gigi cuci muka,i sit in front pc blogging 1st haha !!!!

nowSaday my hse add 1 more puppy pulok ! kan hari itu i got post puppies photo rite, this few days my aunt sent me photo of tat only 1 left de...dunno his name lui, so long din chat wif mom..


c the size? small till................tat big dog is 103 dalmatian, her name glamorous nuh, Tiffany, so this photo can be Tiff & Co. tat 103 dalmatians very close to me de coz when she was a puppy de time i took care of her, she slpt in my arms de...for sure not now la..my backbone also break eh just to carry her up..

from this photo., dunno y i can relate this puppy to terrorist eh..mayb his face kinda look like haha...by the way, wonder y his hair standing de..either tiok electric shock or put gel liao lo i think...for sure my aunt use food to make him sit diam diam to take photo lo, dogs r like worms eh !

u ppl c the puppy, small till.....like those patung we used to play when we were young eh...!

studying

wah now start study liao lo...hav to read 10 at least 25 pages long, font i think only 10 somemore single spacing de political article b4 10th...read 1 article already took me 1 day d...but then last nite i give up d, know y?

the article took from lecturer go photocopy de, but tat shop dunno do wat ghost lo...go 2 set of article they gave me twins, then others nih, if not discontinue, tor si suddenly tercampur another book de article inside, make me read till very luan !

so i decided duwan tiao liao..read other subject 1st tat 1 later free free just read bit bit like tat haha.

exam exam

aih..1 week de study week tor like this finished le...jing ran the whole seven days de study week...i no buy tiok any newspaper haha ! newspaper more important than study...on the other day i complaining to my roommate, i said " die lo, study week wan finish le, whole week no buy tiok newspaper" he laugh n said " wat the..i tot u wan say die lo study week finish u haven finish study"

haha actually i also dunno y eh 1st thing came across is no buy tiok paper, not no study tiok...then last nite nih..i start reading d lo since all my assignment settled..read read then msn rang, huang came chat wif me...she also pelik lo, dis pic put "go away" de slogan then she mari chat wif me...made me hard do eh, dunno wan chat or wan go away lek teruknya...

then chat chat she asked me got go temple onot help her pray pray pasal she exam soon..then i offered her my CONFIDNCE de wristband...she said " wan me print out ar..u tot guanyinma.com meh" pelik-nya can use post duwan she wan print out...mayb she tension till blur liao eh deh...

then talked bout exam ma remind me sth stupid, 1st sem i came here i took 1 course noh..the lecturer Dr.Neilson an Iban lai de...his class very sien de eh gaso i 10 class got 9 class sure tidur 1, another 1 pasal bo eng chatting n fooling around haha..but then noh he memang uuu liao de lecturer la ask watever stupid Q he also can answer u back de...

then last class b4 final exam, he ma asked "anyone got anything to ask or anything dun understand pls ask now or u dun hav chance anymore" then u know lo..exam soon, those ppl paling minat is ask about exam lo ask for tips lo...

dr.neilson good jugok de he ma tell lo how to answer la those those la..but din tell wat were the questions la unfortunately...then got 1 ppl asked answer in malay or bm? dr.neilson said " both can but u dun campur-aduk,if u 1st start wif malay then whole paper malay" then dunno which brainless asked " if write in chinese can onot" dr.neilson guai lan jugok, he give back " y?coz chinese is ur mother tongue? then i ask question in Iban can onot? my mother tongue also wat" the whole class laugh till...................................................

bual lat

ppl asked me y i bual so lat at blog...actually hor, not i bual lat at blog...is i almost nearly everyday also always sokmo bual d...i just pindah masuk into my blog nia...i never purposely sit infront window then look at the sky n find ideas de..i not so sentimental n poetic enough lagi haha..

my lucky charm

lot of ppl noh...guys or gals also same la..they like to wear this wear that, example necklace la bracelet la watch la ear ring la ring la...some present from ppl. some say itu lucky charm...lot of ppl around me also got eh wear till king king kiang kiang de also got haha...

u dun c i cool cool look like jay, actually i also got wear accessories de eh but not full set la..no ring (althu raul is the legendary lord of the ring) no piercing (i no scare die but i scare pain) no gold chain on neck n hand (i watch 1 video b4 tiok chop neck chop hand)

wat i got currently only 2 wrist band on right hand, 1 crystal chain at left hand n 1 jampi-ed necklace lo..
this wristband not on my wrist rite now pasal patah dua le..if u ppl close up to c the photo, u can c at the last alphabet there the E ter-break into two d...this band althu for some ppl just a stupid rubberband, but i wear it for almost 3 years lo never took off de...

the word on it is CONFIDENCE, i always said can make me more confident...tor si this band le i stpm baru scored well eh...during the exam noh, u know la our sch strict like hell de ma, then malay examiner walked by me, saw the band eh green colour pulok their fav, so ask me to take it off..
i said " sorry la cik, tak boleh tuh, ini dah dijampi oleh sifu agar saya boleh score A dalam ujian nih.."u know la malay most minat those bomoh jampi mali-mali-hom thing...heard jampi for good result de direct "oh itu macam ok ok tak apa" haha !!!!

but then in the recent August, when i back for holiday, went to genting de time terputus eh..nowonder i ter-contribute a bit econ sources to the late uncle lim eh !


this tor i said jampi-ed de necklace la..it's from my aunty de..pasal i f6 finish stpm de time go work ma...i motor go de ma..then got 1 nite, i accident eh..not i knock car nor motor, is a BRAINLESS MUHIBAH WORKER rush out in a sudden n knock me fall gong ! then i tercedera quite parah abit la..

so my aunty pun go mintak lo..this 1 really from sifu got jampi-ed de liao not i bual de haha..she said can po-pi me...so i wear it till now except when mandi coz i heard the jampi scare water haa..



this 1 nih is crystal wo...wat "tiger eye" la...from my mom de..last holiday balik kampung she bought for me i ma wear lo...u know la woman minat ka si those things...she told me can kong ferng i stay healthy then can "chase ghost".i said wah i look like this fierce ghost c me also run le they chase me eh,wait i wear this 1 is like negative+negative=positive how??

this i now wearing de...IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING, one of my fav quote

this most bodoh d lo..cost me RM26 if not mistaken haha i forgot d..tapi i found it nice so i bought it

lesson of the sem

yesterday after i finish my stupid report, i balik rush another essay again...2000 words de essay i start from 0 haha...then only daren n i nia from politics others no more d...but then bcoz nites b4 i helping wenchun to settle his essay so last nite he offered himself to come help me lo..then tat charcoal lim also came la said wan help help also lo...then tat daren nih found no books n i ter-accidentally found it...so he also came over from his hse at somewhere near but outside campus la..

now i wan to thx them one-by one lo...

1st is wenchun nih..come from gaso 10pm till now masih in my room lui, his contribution is zero towards my essay..but he mentality 'support' me la by playing dota wif my roommate n open series in laptop let me terkacau !!! then paling ultimate de is he jing ran slp my bed, me this bed owner only can sit infront laptop die die typing nia !!!!

then charcoal lim..he bawak sekali laptop come then he told me "ur politic i also dunno anything so i cant help althu i wan to help" in the end he help daren to compose song instead of helping me !!!!!!

daren nih sama-sama on the same boat ma so i din ask for his help la...but noh!!! he came in from his hse tat near to kedai makan n 7-11 n grocaries shop n gerai makan, he dare dare told me he not yet dinner..at last telan go my one n only mee !

last but not least...its my roommate de turn ! his contribution paling big liao la...from the 1st ass i die die rushing de time he only " good ! add oil ! u can de ! " last nite lagi hebat he saw 3 ppl come together he still de same words "good ! add oil ! u can de !"

ARGH ~!@#$%^%$#@!~

but seriously i got this few fren really no waste tiok i came to sarawak so far away from kelantan if not i wont write a post !!!

now i know when i was 3.5 yrs old small de time , my mom keep telling me " find fren de time must becareful ar" haha !!!!

sibu fren de pattern !!

walau eh i wan write sth bout my fren again...tat sibu guy i mentioned in the recent post de nuh...just now he did sth funny again which we all tak boleh tahan again...this guy know i addicted to newspaper de ma...seriously i memang addicted eh, tiok my fren said no paper like will die lek haha !

ok back to my topic..so tat sibu guy just now saw tiok me when i going library find books for assignment, he asked then i said i got lo i put in my living room d coz i finished baca ma..then i told him can go take anytime la...

then around 11 like tat when i back to room le he sms me again ask me still wan onot de paper if not give him..i replied "come take only la" then few minutes later he really come down..he come not to take paper eh..he come to tell me "eh tmr only i take la nah, u got so many, i wan take some, wan to find some relevant sources for my studies" !!!!!!

tat time got 2 fren here jugok ma doing assignment..one pun asked " y u duwan take now nih?" "no la..i tmr only wan read ma now take back also no read" "u now take back n tmr read not same wif tmr take tmr read meh?" "no la not same eh...i tmr only take la" then tor wan back le...

u c le so nakal de ppl also got haha...really salute him lo, but he very nice de lo (i know i said b4 doh) he last sem even lend me his motor to let me go out but newspaper de eh at weekend coz campus dun have anymore..is just the way he talk memang holiao a bit !!!!!

canteen part 3

here come part 3...u not purposely de eh...but u know la i old liao...21 liao...legal age to go in casino liao, so my brain also short circuit a bit liao haha !

actually the part 2 talks bout lunch rite, now i wan talk bout dinner pulok haha !!!
dinner de time my roommate, me n 1 more hsemate go makan lo..then order together but pay separately ma..so my hsemate paid 1st, he order kuey tiao n the price is RM4.30 which is memang reasonable la for wat we ordered..he gave RM10 so return RM5.70 lo after calculator warm up...then my roommate turn...pasal same thing, just he ordered nasi de la..then the counter while showing him the calculator,he said "sama la, RM5.70"

u know y RM5.70???just now baki ma he no cancel eh dunno is he purposely de or he bengong a bit...then we din noticed anything de actually we know de price ma so my roommate pun push RM5 1 piece to counter b4 he told de price eh...most stupid is noh...counter return RM0.30 for my roommate pulok...

u ppl use knee also can think tiok lo very pening lo...let say la...if price shud be RM4.30 then shud get 70 cent in return ma..then if like counter said de it was RM5.70 then will only get 30cent in return if roommate give RM6 ma...but now give RM5 get 30cent return, which mean the food become RM4.70 lo????

hocai my turn nth happen, if not i gaso i direct hit table n kaka-caucau the canteen liao eh haha !

canteen part 2

i yesterday not post sth bout my canteen rite? get some feedback from fren n they ter-remind me wan to add sth i forgot to write in the previos post lo

yesterday de lunch i makan at the canteen wif my roommate lo..then i took 1 chicken and 1 egg...according to our calculation, which is relatively rational calculation la...n normal de calculation la...rice here RM1, egg RM0.80 (althu tat egg is i think Z egg, small till like 50cent de coins like tat) then chicken 1 piece let say la RM2 lo coz big jugok tat chicken..so rationally shud be RM3.80 rite? this calculation 4 yrs old kid also can count out in 10 seconds lo...
u guess the counter told me how much....RM4.60 !!!!!

i ming ming saw she press calculator press till RM3.80 doh...then last last last last last minute she eh hu lagi press another RM0.80 go in, become RM4.60 lo..i pun ter-stunned there n beh cut sia, pay only lo..doh the food we took doh tokke put back haha !

then my roommate pay de time too hor change counter...he took the same wif me then extra 1 kuih...his only RM4.00 !!!!!!!

u ppl say le..i will ki siao onot !! no complain baru pelik...

complain complain

wan complain bout my hostel de canteen....ben lai duwan de..but after my lunch i decided to complain...so this canteen this sem new ppl come do lo..then noh...1st month noh...the food very cheap n very nice...but then after 1st month..the boss start to renovate the canteen, do this do tat, do till sak sak pro-pro...then we started to realized tat our food de price increase gradually...last week lagi pro, they fix the 'ding dong' machine like in bank tat type, then they used mic to call for number...i think no longer will got LCD screen showing numbers le !!!

then the ppl also simply count de price 1...got nasi campur de ma...normally basically generally noh, nasi campur shud be cheaper than those order de ma unless u take 1000 dish in one plate la...they can simply tell u RM4.60, padahal only egg and 1 chicken ... then they press press calculator de time, if ur dish only RM3 noh...ben lai will press tiok RM3 de but will cancel n press again n become RM 4...

another ridiculous de is the price for teh-o-beng ben lai is RM0.60 in a big glass de...after 2 month i think the canteen become more popular ma coz food not bad, so many ppl come eat lo including those from other hostel de...so the teh-o-beng up price lalu, become RM0.80, recently change to smalll glass pulok !!! even the sky juice ben lai RM0.20 in big glass, now become 2 mouth finish de glass althu price remain de same haha !!!

then noh dunno is they math A+++++ or calculator got problem...fren bought karipap ma, there write RM0.30 each...then my fren took 3, he said RM1, then my fren pelik lo he asked " not RM0.30 each meh" the counter answered "ya koret, but if u take 3 will become RM1" wat the.....................

then sometimes we order nasi goreng ma, ask for extra sambal...1st 1st ask no charge de...for example de price is RM3.50 for nasi goreng ma...the 3rd time u ask for eztra sambal will become RM3.70, RM0.20 charge for sambal ~!

now lagi pro, they do a very nice very attractive price list hang on wall...then down there u will c a small small sentence --> *RM0.20 charge untuk container for take away food n drinks

DUN MAKE ME TULAN WAIT I BURN THE CANTEEN DOWN !!!

sore throat gong

this recent days quite bz do assignment la, dota la blogging la msn la...slp late wake early, midnite eat this eat that... do till i almost sick... sore throat lagi....doh eat thing, eat all those junk food, high calories and high heat de...crackers la seaweed la, even ikan bilis also i buy come eat haha !

then 2 days ago, i told my roommate "eh i gaso wan start sore throat nih me" he laughed at me gong, but then he took salt out, said " u go put water a bit, then u put into mouth let them swim in ur mouth..but dun minum down nuh wait u no sick also become sick" then i follow his instruction le...

manacai after i let the salt water swim le he baru told me "eh forgot tell u after this u cannot eat or drink nuh " i was like walau eh tat time only 8 sth nia after dinner, u wan ask me dun eat dun drink whole nite i ma really die? then i reserve the salt water for later use lo haha...

then while later i start mouth itchy le...start eat seaweed eat ikan bilis again haha...roommate laugh " y found medicine then dun careso much 1st eat as much u can ar" i said 'koret koret koret' haha...but then mai siao siao the walt water got use eh..effective jugok..next day when i wake reallly ok d my body..

dun c my roommate diam diam like tat..yuan lai he pro in traditional medical helath care de haha !

study week

this week i no more class d lo..it's our U de "study week" for a week long, then after tor si final exam le...from the term "study week" it is not difficult to know tat the essential is for ppl to study n revising all course n subject throughout the whole sem lo...but our faculty pro a bit de...duno is sikong we genius or wat, we jing ran got assignment to submit lagi eh in this week !!!!!

so basically, indirectly n unofficially, we dun hav study week de lo , as u all know, we ppl noh...oh sorry is some of us la...we are loyal n iron-heart supporter of the "last-minute work" club, set for example, the lecturer might gave the topic 3 month ago, we can wait till last last last last last last week, when fire is burning backside le we baru start do de..

to hor, actually i yesterday baru submit 1 assignment nia, from sunday noon start do, till yesterday 1pm finished, then go print n submit at 3 sth haha ! doh lecturer itu no say time ma, save due DATE only, not due TIME, evreyone do till last last last last last minute baru take go submit, as long as b4 5pm office hour ma..

then actually i got 1 more report to submit on thursday n 1 more essay on friday de...tapi balik relax while, slp n dota 1st haha...report is group work,impossible i do alone..then essay cant found relevant references yet...so i online chating n blogging while looking for references lo...multi-task eh me

so last nite nih around 9sth la, my fren wenchun nudge me in msn, i pun kepo go reply him le...manacai i this time noh "bring sh*it up body" (cantonese) he wan ask me help him do his essay...2 page long de essay, topic is OPEC (organization of petroleum exporting countries) wednesday due date, he jing ran do only 1 page haha ! i pun think think think , ok la try help lo coz i typing fast then i read through materials also fast ma...so he came over lo...

then do-do-do till 1pm like tat,all tired d, dota 1st lo...who knows, once start, tak boleh stop d lo...direct play till 5am then go slp haha !!!! gaso today he will ki siao lo do till...me also wan ki siao eh..noon need go library do the group report lui...

tapi morning wake up, blog 1st haha if not hor, alot of my iron-heart fans will disappointed eh no post read...u c le me, duwan multi-task also cannot eh...tension ka si...here wan to type assignment, there open blogger.com type blog, then lagi open msn chatting wif ppl haha !

har.....

today i wan to talk about 1 of my frenssss...he har, people is good la, but the way he talk noh walau eh, even me also tak boleh tahann lo..he is from sibu la...then i know him coz we sama-sama kena drag into this faculty de...he name is *tuuut* hehe...

got once noh my fren n i went out to the kopitiam near near for supper ma...then saw tat fren eh...he brought his motor here...we ma say hi wif him lo, one of us asked "eh come find thing eat ar" (common communication pattern, is like u saw ppl pushing trolley in super u ask come buy thing ar) then u know wat *tuuut* answer? he said " 没...有...啦，supper 而已啦" we all stunned, fikir-ing "eh supper n eat thing wat different"

then got once pulok, when i tengah makan at canteen, saw him walking out, with bags n laptop, i asked " wei going library ar so kuk lat ar" he said " no...la....i going find book for assignment only" i laugh till wan fall from chair eh, padahal he very serious ask me back "wat so funny" !!!!

walau eh he memang pro lo...answering ppl wan round 3 round at roundabout 1st let u sikong u guess wrong 1st... my fren wenchun, the homecoming king at the stupid BioGala Nite lagi teruk ,tiok wif him till beh chut sia...

story begin like this...in a very nice n peaceful nite, wenchun came to my apartment to do assignment lo, since my room not tat big enough so we did it in the living room la, bigger space ma n cooler ma...do, do then we saw *tuuut* came in eh..we ma say hi to him lo then he asked me if my "kupik hsemate" at room onot got kangtao wan find him..

then i rmb b4 i baru saw "kupik hsemate" went out ma..so i ma told *tuuut* he tarak lo...*tuuut* direct turn head wan go le lo, then wenchun open mouth le *wei, so long never c u, chat a while cannot izzit" then my fren ah *tuuut* pun paling balik said "ok la wat u wan chat about nih"

actually wenchun just wan say hi wif him ask u looking for my hsemate for wat nia, i ma asked lo "y u wan find my hsemate to ask computer de thing ar" (for ur information, my hsemate last time work in pc shop de so he quite pro wif pc"

then *tuuut* pun said " no....la...wan ask him sth bout my laptop only la..." pah finished reply, he direct turn head wan walk go le...wenchun pun kaope le " wei i said talk a while u really talk A WHILE nuh!!!!"

u know how "tuuut* reply ma?
" U SAID A WHILE DE MA, NOW A WHILE D LO"

wrong number

this noon, i received 1 call, he asked in cantonese "wei who r u" then i never saw the number n i got no fren will speak cantonese to me de ma...so i ma asked back in cantonese " u wan find who" he ask again "who r u" then i repeat mine again, till 4th times, he baru said " u called to me so i call u back la" then i just "ooh...then wrong number la mayb..k sorry" then he baru "oh ok ok"
then i check de call list, b4 tat i called my fren nia but number is 016xxxxx13, the ppl called me was 016xxxxx10 so i pun pelik le...mayb jump number la haha...

very funny also de sometimes u received wrong call..got once nih, 1 english speaking female called me wan speak to mrs. A i said wrong number lo she politely apologized lo..then 1 minute later call pulok i said wrong number la..she asked "is this 012xxxxxx1" i replied "ya correct" "but u said wrong number" i replied "ya correct also" she stunned said "ooohh ok ok sorry" haha nakal eh gaso she hin jugok...

then once lagi teruk...i cant even recognize male or female caller, wan find Ah Beng (example) i said i not ah beng..then ma apologized n end call lo...few minutes later call again i said i not the person u wan to find, wrong number liao "then tat ppl jing ran said " y u duwan talk to me,u know u r ah beng, y u duwan admit?" i listen till hin i explained to him " sorry la i not ah beng la ok u wrong number la"
pulok keep said "y u duwan admit y y y y........." i beh tahan direct end call haha ! then call lagi i no tiao so much direct reject call...

do me hin nia i'm raulito ma y die die wan i admit im ah beng..haha...but then i most dunlike is malay female lo..once u tell her "salah number" she direct "tut" ..not even a simple apologized eh...not i racism la..but real eh..so far la, guys all got say sorry, even chinese also say sorry...tor si malay nia teruk ka si haha...i now learn tiok le, i direct tut after i said "salah number" dun let them got chance to tut me haha !

some extraordinary actions while slping

u c, sleeping can consider one of the best thing in the world, but then when something extraordinary and unexpected happen while sleeping, its more fun ! of coz happen on others not urself la k !

1st and foremost, i got 1 fren la hor, (due to privacy i no tell his name) he sing very well, somemore can imitate andy lau lui eh, very man de gong..but when he slp noh..wah all the man-ness gone in 60 seconds...andy lau is 刘德华，this guy is 流口水...kao lat eh him, slp 10 times got 9 times sure de pillow will habis liao wet de lo...we gaso his saliva de machienry rosak eh or mayb long no put lubricant due to the fuel hike...

then 2nd nih slping de time make dream, dream tiok kaki become superhero or mayb fighting or war-ing...u will heard "go go go, 冲啊" or watever la...those very alert wif noise de ppl sure will tiok kejut wake de lo suddenly got ppl shout like tat esp roommate!

next is when slping de time, most stupid tor si got ppl phone come, u know u pick the call n u know u answering the call, but the words u speak out is totally 0% no sesek wif wat the opposite party talk bout! dunno u ppl experienced it b4 ma, i seriously do haha ! he/she will like keep laugh laugh then answer u pelik pelik answer, u ask him "u jiak ba bui", u can get answer like " i haven finish de assigment la, tmr will finish la dun worry" or mayb "got eh i photostat d the notes" something like tat...

if ur room got mosquito, lagi sedak, when roommate slp d u still awake, suddenly heard "pak" sure terkejut till heart also jump out...one can automatically piak the annoying mosquito in unconscious mind eh..when u tell him/her "eh pro le u last nite u piak de mosquito so tepat" u'lll get "har yameh u dreaming izzit i where got piak mosquito"

itu la some of the experiences that i had !!!

sing K

recently noh dunno y we ppl noh, minat tiok sing K eh...whenever got wat celebration la festival la holiday la hampalang ajok go sing k...then hor last nite went again lo...las nite no celebration de la actually, sajo tat got 1 fren long no out then we give face lo went out haha...

then hor last time i go do siao nia i wont sing de...take mic sumbat my mouth i also no sing de...but then got once i tiok fren bluff sing eh..coz tat time guys only ma...since then evreytime go sing K they sure ask me sing d lo..maklumlah who m i...Jay not call for fun de eh ....got once out sing wif fren de fren, then i ben lai no sing also then tersing coz all no sound...tat time got 1 gal singing, so i duet wif her lo after finish she said "wah see no out noh ur voice nice also" i ss a while haha althu her 1st sentence in her 1st conversation wif me was "eh i tot u not chinese eh b4 this i saw u in campus"

then last nite ma out lo...tat long no out de fren terkejut eh yuan lai i can sing...i said "no ma last time no out power only" haha...eh hu lui suan me "last time he keep push mic to others, now fight to get mic nih"

eh holer noh, my new album released eh entitled "scorpio"... last but not least, i wan to thank Ciak Po le Tua de TCP for being so whole heartly totally strongly supportive...even myself no buy lui haha she bought doh!

lu jiak ba bui

recently my fren n i de conversation (face to face or phone also same) sure start wif 1. har 怎样？ 2.很好啊 3. lu jiak ba bui ???? 4. wa jiak ba liao 5. 是 har

the 1st n 2nd we learn from penang fren de..then the 3rd n 4th nih from the Money not Enough 2...the 5th 1 learn from klang fren...when he talk to ppl not tat cook, means a bit raw la, he will act very polite, use "是 har" when talking to ppl...but towards us he direct "oh si meh" liketat nia haha...

then we ppl pulok eat full too free eh...like prepaid noneed money 1...song song tor sms ppl "lu jiak ba bui" haha...we spread this virus to our frens until got 1 fren noh really hebat eh...his level higher than us...we guys 1 minute ask only once...he's like" lu jiak ba bui lu jiak ba bui lu jiak ba bui lu jiak ba bui....." keep ask non stop till u beh hu wan answer him haha...till his gf also warned him " eh u ask lagi u noneed eat next time" tiok we laugh till gong eh!!!

today is october last sunday

actually im now assignment-ing de but sien sien come type sth here seng haha c my title also know this i really sien lo such a title also can let me think tiok....few ppl complain my blog seldom put photos, u know la...as a such an ian tao kia, i paise jugok eh wan put my own photo if not necessary..those got my msn n frenster de will know lo how charismatic how lengcai i am deh deh deh...

then noh mostly i blog out de thing noh happen in campus de between our conversation de ma, tokke wan me take camera ask my fren "eh u stand still le i wan take photo put blog nih" impossible de ma rite, so har THATS MEAN my blog words are more than photo lo..sorry la ppl if like this make u pp feel tiok my blog a bit or many very sien...wat to do, i got talent is talk crap only not photo taking haha

yuan lai unimas so die wan face

i came to unimas 1.5 years le...nevre receivced any letter from sch lui...n last week it was the 1st time i received haha ! it's a warning letter for me pasal i balik lewat ! the letter state i found guilty in 10th august 2008 0155am baru back....i also forgot liao lo when was tat n wat happened haha
but i know how they get our name la coz everytime u balik after 12am, got guard jog down ur name de at the main entrance...

the letter said "jika didapati bersalah lagi akan diambil tindakan yg tegas" and another statement is " harap saudara insaf n tidak ulang perbuatan itu serta jadi contoh dan teladan pada pelajar masa akan datang"

wah unimas memang die wan face lo..like this also can nuh...we memang teladan ma study till midnite eh haha ! another die wan face de example is...when convo week noh, unimas will suddenly become very canggih n very generous, last time my campus got wireless but no open de, then convo de time sure open kao kao..

the next day fren told me "eh u dunno meh those stary hostel de..even u wan go the kedai runcit near to unimas also need to take letter from the admin eh..as long outside campus" i was like "wah so serious meh y never heard b4"

then i went faculty check the list of ppl who get letter, haha those bookworm la tak chek kia also kena, bcoz they always stay up late to study, then 11 or 12 like tat hungry ma go supper lo...like this also kena...haha then got 1 victim told me " tat was the 1st time she went out so late at nite coz going for supper also direct kena....buy horse ticket so long also never kena haha"

they like this make us midnite hav to eat maggie nia lo, no longer u'll c unimas ppl all botak 1 haha...

seaweed

wah just now went buy seaweed, saw got 1 new packing i never buy de so i buy lo RM8...back room cannot wait le direct open testing 1 2 3...manacai walau eh only 2 slice nia...si bo si seaweed also wan pupus d eh how come more n more n more expensive d..last time i rmb 5 slices de in 1 small packet sell only RM0.20 now althu masih lagi RM0.20 tapi only 3 nia some only 2 lagi teruk !

i this life most siao gaso got 2...1 is raul, another is seaweed....basically can say anything to do wif seaweed i tor like la..seaweed cracker la seaweed mee la seaweed kuih-muih la...watever always got seaweed is ok for me...the california rolls also i like coz got 1 big slice of seaweed as wrapper haha !

i can finish 1 whole big packet in a single day eh whenever i lost ctrl de time...then noh i very dare to take risk de...always buy diff brand diff flavour de..NOWSADAY (learn from shaz de blog) got wasabi la redhotchillipepper la curry la spicy la tomyam la watevfer flavour...every flavour i tried b4 tapi still ori de most nice...

then noh after i eat so many years de seaweed, i still prefer got 1 jepun brand, last time my uncle from taiwan bought for us...then coz he long long back once ma sometimes only once a year...so will brought 2 pack lo sometimes for us...then my sis,bro n i all very sukak to eat de ma..

tat time small lagi dunno ctrl de so mom help ctrl lo..she hide the seaweed dunno in which hole la then everyday give each of us two small pack nia total got 10 slices...since the seaweed so precious we always eat very very very slow de..once i mecok cry ask mom y hide the seaweed, she told me if u cepat cepat finish all then hav to wait uncle back till u neck long eh...i think think correct also after tat no ask anymore wait for mom give only haha...

but then small kid tor si small kid, vrey kuai lan ma, beh tahan liao mouth itchy go find lo...whole hse g kena i dig till found the seaweed haha ! then mom change place pulok i dig pulok, tat time i hebat-er than CSI lagi eh...until mom "bo huat tor" wif me haha...then when grow older bit know ctrl pulok mom put on table i kaki ctrl no eat fast fast liao haha..

after tat sis went KL study ma...then sometimes we will go KL lo...then got once i terfound tat brand at Giant Hypermart, lalu sapu 5 pack..tat time 1 pack RM16 eh (the most expensive seaweed i ever eat,till now still no.1) but i no care the price de...after i paid dad baru saw me..he scolded me " eh u wan go open stall at roadside sell seaweed izzit" haha i told him bo pien KB find no eh this brand. but now cant find it in GIANT anymore eh...sometimes Carrefour got lo..my bro now automatic will buy when he saw coz he also like haha..sometimes when i going back, i will pesan him to buy few more pack haha !

then after tat i everytime asked whoever go KL de help me buy liao le..got extra stock at home also good ma noneed ki siao when finish...then form4 tat year, i went taiwan ma...purposely go supermarket find eh tat seaweed haha then managed to brough 2 balik malaysia, y only two?? pasal that were the last two pack haha !

my fren memang say i seaweed face doh, for those long no c me n only know i seaweed king de ppl, next time when u saw me, u c if i got seaweed face onot deh...rmb nuh

this is the legendary seaweed that i love the most ! next time whoever found this seaweed rmb buy for me nuh thx alot~

post-presentation

wah tat scary enough de presentation finished liao ! luckily our group managed to survive..tlot of group hav to do again as instructed by the lecturer...althu our last second work but still not tat bad enough haha...hanks to one of our member, we gaso lecturer minat him...mayb they played eyes b4 the presentation start haha !
yeserday after presentation n everything back to room around 4 like tat..after dota 1 set i think around 6pm start slp like ghost till dinner also accidentally skipped haha ! but i wake up at almost 2am like tat in the morning its just no internet so i cant online..

yesterday my roommate went out with his coursemate for someone bday..then this morning when we both ready to go to class, he told me a story its bout my hsemate (tat kupik guy, but recently he improved a lot so i already cut down my 'enemy-ness' wif him) haha ! roommate told me they went for drinks ma after dinner..then all those 'tak chek kia' lai de..althu not typically book-worm la..then they ordered 4 cans of Heineken for fun la...

then roommate said dunno iziit wan act hero or wat, hsemate drink half glass go directly..then talk drink talk drink like tat la..gaso he drank only 2 glass or mayb 3 class la..then start talk gong gong liao n laugh alone there...haha ! then back the time lagi funny, he aid cannot drive, so my roommate hav to drive lo...back de time 11 sth nia...roommate said around 12 sth tat hsemate masih can come to my room n told him "i no mabuk la" haha ! of coz i dunno la coz i still slp like eathquake i also dunno...

he very lucky eh..if he went out wif us, we sure pui him enough-enough till he dancing like there's no tmr haha !

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good morning, just wan release bomb

good morning to ppl, now de time is 5.59a.m n i just back to my room n online n open firefox n go to my blog n typing this post...if i lagi no slp tor si whole nite no slp d lo...wan know y? stupid presentation lo for later 2 hours later de lo...haih...ppl use 3 month to complete this task, i use only 1 nite to do...me myself also dunno good or bad eh ! but from this assignment i revise wat Ms.Chew Fei Yan taught me, n remind me of my mom's word..tat is "dun judge ppl from cover" or simplify it as "dun jrecognise ppl from their skin" for example me la, skin black but im not malay nor bumi..i'm typical traditional chinese wif small small de eye like jay n nakarta haha !

ok let's listen to the story....so har the assignment har i samo group wif charcoal lim (i mentioned b4 in the post entitled "kawan-kawan di sarawak") n another senior...he is repeater for the course..so charcoal n i sikong we found saviour d lo coz this paper ialah killer paper...then hor,we got 2 group assignment to do la..1st noh, article review nia so quite easy la n consider smooth smooth finish la...

then here come 2nd assignment, we are required to conduct a mini research project la..then hor we baru know his "real face under his fox skin" haha ! we sikong he senior somemore repeater mayb got experience on how to counter this stingy lecturer de attack, manacai i gaso he depend on us more eh...doh la last minute work doh (we start 2 week ago while ppl start 4 month ago for the preparation) pah he still "no smell no ask" like tat..until always wan meeting n discussion noh i sms de..i become operator n intepreter n communicator...

this nvm lui, gaso ask meet 10 times got 9 times he cannot 1..then he will said "nvm la anything u sms me n let me know, then if anything i sms to u too" so the other day we need to submit research objective lo...my faculty pulok PRO a bit de wan special a bit...objective wan more than 3 baru sedak 1..so i ma sms senior to contribute some ideas lo...manacai 5 minutes later he smsed come ONLY ONE objective...haih..

patuh noh last saturday charcoal n I went out to do interview n survey at roadside just like those market surveyer did la...then he was given another task, then i ma called him lo he said he will do it next day (sunday) so i was like "ok la still can ma fanzhen i also not so fast settle mine"

then after sunday 1159p.m over doh, he belum lagi contact me nuh..then till yesterday morning (tuesday,one day b4 presentation) he smsed me pagi-pagi ask me if im free to join him for his survey !!!! walau yuan lai he belum done any eh !

i was like "die liao lo dunno he do till wat time, then need key in data into a very specialn complicated n susah n complex n gila-gila de prog lui, then hav to do slideshow lui typing lui go library find references lui analyze data lui, this time no siao also will ki siao"

then i tulan liao, act like "nvm la wan die together die la i repeat once nia u repeat twice or third i dunno la" haha...until gaso 5pm like tat, my frensss (another group same virus wif me,last min work) doing n rushing n asked me "eh hows urs" i baru smsed my member..he said shud be back at 7pm like tat..so i said go library meet la on 8pm..

then ma go lo...then ma asked him help find books n do the typing lo..then we provided him my another fren (tak chek kia) de presentation la...then i do the data key-in n analysing lo wif charcoal...manacai b4 library tutup pintu he finished doh n pass to me n cabut lari home...then bcoz my part belum siap so i cont at charcoal's room...

till then baru we realized he just copy paste my fren's de slide nia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we direct ki siao liao n direct tukar tukar edit edit all slides...gaso the whole nite i scold rude words more than 500 times doh !!!! half type half scold haha !

tat y la do till morning baru boleh balik own room n online n open blog n type tis post...now 618a.m. liao...wah took me 19 minutes to complete this post nuh...1st time type so long ....luckily my typing speed is fast ka be si..if let my fren type gaso type will 11am i finish my presentation he belum type till HERE lagi eh...

oops.. now 6.19 pulok haha bye bye